In the Apartment: My Cute Girlfriend

"That's not the case. It's just funny in general." Yang Yu said seriously, "I've received professional training. No matter how funny it is, I won't laugh unless I can't help it."

"What do you want me to do now? Even if I go to the TV station now, how can I get in like this?" Zeng Xiaoxian shouted angrily and then wailed.

"It's okay, Teacher Zeng, look around and see if there is a hotel." Yang Yu gestured to Zeng Xiaoxian to find a place.

"There's a hotel? So what?" Zeng Xiaoxian looked to the side and saw a hotel. He was speechless and said, "What kind of hotel has that name?"

"Maybe the Zhutian chain store is opened in this world. Teacher Zeng, please take a look at the co-pilot seat now." Yang Yu said nonchalantly.

"What is this?" Zeng Xiaoxian came to the co-pilot seat and picked up a packaging bag in confusion.

"This is a gift from the driver. He prepared it for your child. Thank him. He is your fan." Yang Yu explained.

Zeng Xiaoxian looked towards the driver with tears in his eyes, and the driver gave him a thumbs up.

Yang Yu's inner monologue: "Actually, I told the driver that his girlfriend had been cheating on him for six of the eight years they'd been together, and she's still a virgin. She was going to be on a relationship show crying about it today, so I asked him to cooperate. He readily agreed and even gave me a suit as a gift."

"Teacher Zeng, let's go to the hotel and get a room to take a shower, change into your battle uniform, and it's time to go into battle again. Zeng Xiaoxian will look super handsome after the re-equipment, 24k pure handsome." Yang Yu said seriously.

"Yeah." Zeng Xiaoxian walked towards the hotel with hope.

If I fail in this mission, I will die.

Back on the elevated platform.

"Wow, there's a beautiful woman." Lu Ziqiao glanced around and found a beautiful woman.

"You're drooling." Chen Meijia said with disgust.

"No way!" Lu Ziqiao wiped his mouth and said excitedly, "Usually, when I see beautiful women driving Mini Coopers, they just whiz by, and today I finally caught one alive."

"Zi Qiao, you are so silly. Who would go on a date on an elevated road?" Lin Wanyu said helplessly.

"I've tried dating in a building elevator, on the top of Changbai Mountain, in a Hokkaido hot spring, and in an unrenovated... public toilet, but this is the first time I've dated on an elevated road in traffic. I feel like my life is almost complete." Lu Ziqiao said excitedly.

"Tsk, have you ever bungee jumped over the Great Rift Valley in East Africa? Hunted a bear on the Arctic glacier? Skydived from an altitude of 10,000 meters? Climbed the highest peak in the Himalayas? Compared to these, all those things are child's play." Rose said disdainfully.

"Have you done it?" Chen Meijia asked curiously.

"Humph, no." Rose raised her little face proudly.

"Tsk, I thought you were so great." Lu Ziqiao straightened his clothes with disdain and walked straight towards the beauty.

"By the way, we've known each other for so long, but I haven't heard about your love story with Yang Yu. Tell me about it." Hu Yifei teased with a smile.

"I'm still creating. I'll give you all a summary later." Rose danced with joy.

"That's great." Hu Yifei smiled.

"Stop talking here. Yang Yu has prepared a gift package with lots of snacks." Chen Meijia smiled and took out a big bag of snacks.

"Then what are we waiting for?" Hu Yifei happily followed, and the girls left one after another. Zhang Wei also wanted to follow but was stopped by Lu Zhanbo.

"Zhang Wei, you are the only one left. Now I just need you to protect me." Lu Zhanbo cried.

"Don't worry, I will help you in a lawyer's way." Zhang Wei adjusted his tie.

"Are you going to sue him?" Lu Zhanbo asked doubtfully.

"That's not necessary. Let me prepare some relevant legal knowledge. I'll talk to him later. He doesn't dare to be arrogant with the lawyer. Believe me, I'm right." Zhang Wei shook his hair and left in a cool manner.

"Hello" The pervert Lu Ziqiao walked up and greeted the beauty in front of him.

"Hello," the beauty replied politely.

Lv Ziqiao, with his rich experience in picking up girls, asked, "Are you from Shu?"

"How do you know?" the beauty asked curiously.

"I heard it from your English accent." After explaining, Lu Ziqiao said in Shu dialect, "Your car is so beautiful."

"Thank you." The beautiful woman nodded and replied in Shu dialect: "But no matter how beautiful it is, it's useless now. It's already so congested."

"This is the traffic situation nowadays, but we are still lucky today." Lu Ziqiao smiled maliciously.

"Have you ever encountered traffic jams worse than this one?" the beautiful woman wondered.

"What I mean is that you don't always have the chance to meet such a beautiful woman." Lu Ziqiao praised.

The beauty smiled embarrassedly, and Lu Ziqiao saw an opportunity and hurriedly introduced himself.

"Hello, my name is Lu Xiaobu." Lu Ziqiao gave his nickname and extended his hand to the beautiful woman.

"Hello, Cris." The beautiful woman shook hands and asked, "By the way, my air conditioner seems to be a little broken. Can you fix it?"

"Have you tried turning on the air conditioner knob?" Lu Ziqiao asked if it was not turned on.

"Of course I've tried this." The beauty felt puzzled.

"Then I have no other choice." Lu Ziqiao said helplessly.

"Forget it, it might be a circuit failure. I'll think of a solution myself." The beauty was helpless, but she had no interest in continuing the conversation.

Seeing that the cooked duck was about to fly away, Lu Ziqiao hurriedly stopped him: "Hey, wait a minute."

The beauty turned around and looked at Lu Ziqiao with anticipation.

Lu Ziqiao had no choice but to make up his own story: "I just checked it visually, it's not a circuit problem, it might be a problem with the heating system."

"Complexion?" The beauty found it amazing.

"This car has its own complexion just like a person. Look at your car, it's very white and hot." Lu Ziqiao spoke nonsense.

"That's because I left the engine running for too long," the woman explained. "Besides, my car is originally white."

"Of course I know, hush." ​​Lu Ziqiao pretended to be serious. "I listened to the engine sound. There's a problem with the engine's hydraulic system. The flow rate is unstable every time, causing the main current program board to be forcibly paused, preventing the coolant from flowing back to the air outlet correctly. The problem is that simple."

Lu Ziqiao spewed out every technical term he could think of in a row. The beautiful woman was surprised: "Wow, you're amazing! You already knew everything I said before I even opened the hood of the car."

"This kind of problem is obvious at a glance. I can feel the pulse of your car." Lu Ziqiao said, mechanical principles are no longer enough.

"Then can you help me fix it? I would be very grateful to you." The beautiful woman looked at Lu Ziqiao with a smile.

Seeing that the duck was already in his mouth, how could Lu Ziqiao let it go? "Of course, no problem. I happened to be a graduate of the air conditioning major."