In the Apartment: My Cute Girlfriend
Chapter 63 Traffic Jam Battle
"Why did they drive ahead?" Lu Zhanbo looked curiously at Rose and her friends' car which was gradually moving away.
"Zhanbo, look at how slowly you're driving. Rose and the others are getting impatient." Zeng Xiaoxian was still trying to take the opportunity to ask Lu Zhanbo to drive faster.
"Ignore him, keep it up, you are in good shape now." Hu Yifei retorted.
At this time, the horns of the car owners nearby, who had long been fed up with their speed, kept honking.
"What are you pressing? Ziqiao, help me put the sign back." Hu Yifei said angrily.
"What is it?" Lu Ziqiao looked at it curiously.
"Killed from driving school, self-taught, novice driver, good at sudden braking." Lu Ziqiao read in surprise.
"Yifei, this kind of thing is not encouraged by law." Zhang Wei said seriously.
"Hmm?" Hu Yifei made a dangerous sound.
"Of course it's not impossible." Zhang Wei immediately changed his words.
Lu Ziqiao put the cards at the back, and the effect was remarkable. All the cars wanted to stay away from it.
"It really works." Lu Ziqiao sighed.
"I'm going to be on stage in an hour. This is my first live broadcast." Zeng Xiaoxian prayed to the sky nervously.
"Don't worry, Teacher Zeng, there won't be so many accidents." Zhang Wei comforted her.
"There are no rehearsals in my life. Every day is live broadcast." While speaking, Lu Ziqiao put on a smiling face and took a photo for the camera.
Zeng Xiaoxian was startled when he heard the sound of cameras and flashes: "What's going on? We haven't even arrived at the TV station yet and we're already facing paparazzi."
"It's not the paparazzi. We were just being photographed by a camera." Lu Zhanbo explained.
"Why? Are we breaking the traffic rules?" Hu Yifei was puzzled. How could driving at this speed be illegal?
"This is a bus lane." Lu Zhanbo said slowly.
Hu Yifei looked at Lu Zhanbo in disbelief and yelled, "Why are you still driving on this road? You're going to be fined 200 yuan for one ticket. Do you want to be turned into a comic strip? Turn on your turn signal and don't go over there."
"We were all photographed." Zeng Xiaoxian couldn't believe it.
"Maybe." Lu Ziqiao felt proud for some reason.
"My debut photo was not given to the TV station, but to the traffic police. Do you think they will post it online?" Zeng Xiaoxian asked.
"See, I'm right, life is live broadcast every day. My smile just now was pretty good, right?" Lu Ziqiao smiled, revealing two rows of teeth.
Suddenly, Lu Zhanbo braked suddenly and everyone hit their heads due to inertia.
"You are really good at sudden braking." Hu Yifei touched her head in disbelief and looked at Xiang Luzhanbo.
"The black jeep in front of us changed lanes illegally and forced its way over." Lu Zhanbo said anxiously, "Sister, are you okay?"
"Damn it, they don't want to live anymore." Hu Yifei's anger burned through the nine heavens.
"Why weren't they captured by the camera?" Zeng Xiaoxian was very dissatisfied. Why were they all targeting me?
"The probe seems to have passed by." Lu Zhanbo explained.
"Zhanbo, chase him." Hu Yifei directly issued the order to hunt him down.
On the other side, Yang Yu noticed that Lu Zhanbo was blocked by a car and said, "Rose, block that black jeep." (Handsome guys and beautiful girls, be careful, don't drive in anger)
"What's wrong?" Chen Meijia asked puzzledly.
"That car cut in line and almost caused Zhanbo to crash into it," Yang Yu explained.
"That's enough, block it, block it." Lin Wanyu said excitedly.
"Got it." Rose swung her tail and slowed down before running in front of the jeep to block his way. The shaking process also made Chen Meijia and Lin Wanyu shake back and forth, and eventually they bumped into each other, feeling dizzy.
Yang Yu was very smart. He held the passenger seat tightly while talking.
While Rose was helping them block the car, Lu Zhanbo was in the car on the other side.
"No, my master taught me that only when you are calm can you be stable, and only when you are stable can you be at peace. I will never drive out of anger." Lu Zhanbo tried to calm down.
"Stop talking nonsense and step on the gas." Hu Yifei ignored him completely: "Rose and the others are blocking it for you, so show some courage as a man."
"Goodbye, it was you who told me that driving is not difficult, I'm just afraid of newcomers." Lu Zhanbo felt aggrieved.
"This bastard actually dares to bully the weak." Hu Yifei was very angry.
"Maybe he thought I was driving too slowly." Lu Zhanbo tried to explain for the jeep.
"If you think it's too slow, why don't you go and launch a rocket? A tree won't grow straight if it's not pruned, and a man won't grow straight if he's not disciplined." Hu Yifei was so angry that she danced with joy: "Go up and greet his ancestors for eighteen generations."
"I don't know how to curse. It's too harsh." Lu Zhanbo retreated.
"Then you can rush up and spit at him to show your condemnation." Hu Yifei gave another option.
"I don't want to. Anyone who spits at others will get a red card. I have never spit at anyone in my life." Lu Zhanbo refused.
"Yifei, although spitting is not illegal, if the circumstances are serious it may constitute provoking disturbances and violating the provisions of the Public Security Administration Punishment Law, and may result in certain penalties. You'd better not force Zhanbo." Zhang Wei tried to shirk responsibility for Lu Zhanbo.
"It's not about people, it's about cars." Hu Yifei retorted.
"Yifei..." Zhang Wei wanted to persuade her again.
"Huh!?" Hu Yifei made a dangerous sound.
"Whatever you want." Zhang Wei was scared, and he was very decisive in his fear.
"I don't want to get a red card." Lu Zhanbo saw that Zhang Wei had no ability to fight back.
"What are you afraid of? This is on the main street. You may not meet him again in your life. What can he do to you?" Hu Yifei said disdainfully.
"Master once taught me that the truth is not the truth, and that there should be a way out for everything..." Before Lu Zhanbo could finish, Lu Ziqiao interrupted him, "Zhanbo, you learned to drive in Wudang, right?"
"It's because all the newbies want to keep things quiet that they get bullied by the veterans. Stop being so nagging. You don't even dare to do such a small thing, and you still have the nerve to wear Nike. Just do it, do you understand?" Hu Yifei said angrily.
"I can't spit." Lu Zhanbo felt wronged.
"Spitting is an instinct." Lu Ziqiao questioned.
"No, many women and children don't know how to spit. They usually suck it in and then swallow it." Zeng Xiaoxian demonstrated it while speaking, which made Hu Yifei very disgusted.
"Zhanbo, you really can't do it?" Lu Ziqiao asked.
"Yifei..." Zhang Wei wanted to say something.
"Shut up, gossip." Hu Yifei said impatiently.
"I want to talk about spitting. I can do it." Zhang Wei didn't know what he was proud of.
"You? Let me take a look." Zeng Xiaoxian didn't believe it.
"First, take a deep breath, then lower your throat and sink the air into your dantian. Finally, spit." Zhang Wei spat directly out the window.
"Sure, Lawyer Zhang." Zeng Xiaoxian praised.
Zhang Wei smiled embarrassedly when he heard the compliment.
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