In the Apartment: My Cute Girlfriend

On the stairs 3601, an unknown creature wearing a ghillie suit was quietly lying down and staring at the bottom. It was Yang Yu.

Lu Zhanbo was busy downstairs preparing for the date dinner.

"Test, test, can you hear me, sister?" Lu Zhanbo tested the headphones.

Yang Yu also wore a headset with a low-level artificial intelligence that could connect to Lu Zhanbo's headset at any time. But if Yang Yu remembered correctly, then...

"Ok, it's clear, don't worry, how about it?"

Hu Yifei, who sneaked in from 3602, and Zeng Xiaoxian, who was careless because he accidentally eavesdropped, bumped into each other back to back.

"Ah!!!"*2

The scream penetrated the intercom, reached Lu Zhanbo's headphones, and then penetrated Lu Zhanbo's eardrum.

Lu Zhanbo's face was full of a mask of pain, and only Lu Zhanbo's injured world was achieved.

"Shh." Zeng Xiaoxian was afraid of disturbing the people inside.

"What are you doing sneaking around?" Hu Yifei was very unhappy.

"I'm collecting materials, what about you?"

“I’m creating material.”

"It's so mysterious." Zeng Xiaoxian felt puzzled.

"You speak first."

"Forget it if you don't want to talk about it."*2

Yang Yu, who secretly answered the intercom channel, couldn't help but sigh that they were indeed destined soul mates. They must have been lovers for at least seven lifetimes.

"Sister, are you okay over there?" Lu Zhanbo asked anxiously after he recovered.

After all, there is a problem with Hu Yifei, so tonight's date is ruined.

"It's okay, the alarm is lifted." Hu Yifei climbed onto the balcony: "How about you, the mountain eagle? Has the little white rabbit appeared?"

"Can you change the code name?" Lu Zhanbo expressed dissatisfaction with the name.

"Then pick one for me to hear." Hu Yifei couldn't stand his bad temper.

"This is the goshawk. The little white rabbit didn't show up. Over." Yang Yu forcefully interrupted the conversation.

"Ah!!!" The sudden sound scared Hu Yifei.

Lu Zhanbo put on the mask of pain again. Fortunately, Yang Yu was smart enough to take off his headphones in advance, and once again created a world where only Lu Zhanbo was injured.

"Yang Yu!!! Where did you come from?" Hu Yifei roared.

"Don't worry, Sister Yifei, I have already gained air superiority. And if you speak louder, Wanyu will be able to hear you." Yang Yu was not in a hurry.

Hu Yifei subconsciously covered her mouth, but when she came to her senses, she said unhappily, "I don't care what you want to do. If you dare to ruin our date tonight, I'll kill you."

"Crack!!!"

Not knowing what was broken on the balcony, Yang Yu prayed silently in his heart that Hu Yifei was not in heaven.

"Don't worry, I've checked the secret manual. I'm here specifically to help Zhanbo." Yang Yu was full of confidence, although no one knew where he got this confidence from when he was single all his life and was pursued by Rose.

"Sister, do you think this is appropriate? I'm a little nervous now." Lu Zhanbo trembled.

"With me here, you can kill gods and ghosts if you meet them. You must have confidence. Stand up straight, tighten your stomach, and hold your head high." Yifei was also full of confidence.

"Yifei, Zhanbo looks like an ostrich now." Yang Yu stared at Zhanbo's stiff figure below.

"Shut up." Hu Yifei said angrily.

Yang Yu glanced behind him and shouted, "Attention, all units, attention, this is the Goshawk, this is the Goshawk, the little white rabbit has appeared, the little white rabbit has appeared, over."

"Zoshandiao, get in position and enter level one combat status." Hu Yifei gave the order directly.

Zhanbo quickly turned around and greeted stiffly: "Hi, Wanyu."

The awkward posture made Lin Wanyu stunned for a moment.

"Keep your chest up, stomach in, and head up." Hu Yifei continued to give orders.

"Yifei, you look more like an ostrich." Yang Yu continued to complain.

"Your neck is cramping?" Lin Wanyu felt puzzled.

"No, I just think it looks more handsome standing like this."

"You're already very handsome."

"She praised you, hit her back." Hu Yifei saw that the situation was looking good, and was anxious to let Lu Zhanbo take advantage of the situation.

"How to fight back?" Lu Zhanbo was an idiot in love and had no idea what to say.

"What did you say?" Lu Zhanbo's strange behavior made Lin Wanyu feel strange.

"No, I'm talking to myself."

"I just praised her and said she was beautiful." Yifei said helplessly.

"I said you are beautiful." Lu Zhanbo said in a high-pitched voice.

"You eagle, can't you pick some classy adjectives?" Life is not easy, Yifei sighed.

"I can't help but sit down." Lu Zhanbo couldn't stand the stiffness anymore.

"Okay."*2

Lin Wanyu and Hu Yifei's answers finally made Lu Zhanbo relax a little.

"Describe to me her outfit today and I'll help you continue." Because of her position, Hu Yifei couldn't see what was happening on the scene.

"Wanyu, look at your long hair today..."

"It burst out like a flood." "It burst out like a flood."

"White skin..."

"It can be broken by a blow." "Play and sing."

“And a sweet smile…”

"The branches are shaking." "The branches are shaking."

"What is this?" Lu Zhanbo finally couldn't help but complain.

"When did you become so literary? I've never heard a girl described like that." Lin Wanyu said with a smile.

"Yifei, you can't do this. Look at me. This is a goshawk and a mountain eagle. Ask Wanyu if she is a runaway princess from Disney and why she is so noble and beautiful." Yang Yu took over the command.

"Wanyu, did you escape?" Lu Zhanbo asked stiffly.

"Ah!!! How did you know?" Lin Wanyu's expression suddenly changed and she was shocked.

Lin Wanyu's reaction startled Lu Zhanbo, who immediately replied, "I just wanted to ask, since you're so beautiful, are you a runaway Disney princess?"

"Oh, haha, I used to work at Disney, yes, that's it." Lin Wanyu smiled awkwardly.

Lu Zhanbo felt like something was wrong, but he didn't know what, so he smiled awkwardly.

"This trick of yours doesn't work, Zuoshandiao. Ignore him. The first wave of the three waves of mantras is romance. Let the music start." Hu Yifei took back the command.

As soon as the music started, Lin Wanyu recognized it: "This is Chopin's Second Piano Concerto!"

“You also know about classical music?”

"Oh! Just a little bit."

"Zuoshan Diao, change to one she hasn't heard of." Hu Yifei interrupted hurriedly.

Liszt's Dream of Love

"Change to another one."

"Rachmaninov's Second Concerto, Second Movement."

"Again, I won't believe it."

"Doraemon's theme song." Lin Wanyu recognized it and happily sang it.

"Didn't she graduate from a music college?" Hu Yifei felt that she had never met such a tough opponent.

"Yifei, your Three Waves Mantra is outdated. Take a look at the Three Ruo secrets I've researched and summarized. The first one, Knowing Like the Back of Your Hand, requires you to understand your opponent's hobbies and weaknesses. Start by understanding why she knows so much about music. Go ahead, Zhanbo."

"Oh." Lu Zhanbo responded but couldn't think of how to ask, so he simply followed Hu Yifei to ask.

"Did you graduate from a music school?"

"Ah, no."

"Then how do you know so much about classical music?"

"I've sold pirated CDs before, so I've listened to them often, so I know."

Lin Wanyu's answer left Lu Zhanbo stunned and he asked hurriedly, "Yang Yu, how should I answer?"

Before Yang Yu could answer, Hu Yifei immediately took back the rhythm with a hint of doubt.

"With that kind of aura, how could he possibly have sold pirated discs? Never mind, Zuoshan Eagle, the second wave of the Three Waves Mantra. What a waste."

"No, in my opinion, although the first move of the Three Ruo Secret Technique didn't work, the second move, eloquence, is just right. As the saying goes, the key to picking up girls is speech. Only those who can speak well know how to please girls."

"Get out of the way, Zhanbo. Do you want to listen to him or me? Think it over, Zhanbo!!!" Hu Yifei threatened directly.

Hearing this, Yang Yu could only shut up, and Lu Zhanbo had no choice but to do as he was told. He crossed his legs and took out a cigar.

"Mind if I smoke a cigar?"

"Of course not. Let me see."

"Brazilian cigars have the best reputation in the world, and this kind of Dynamann cigar has always had a good reputation. It's a pity that this one is a bit moldy." Lin Wanyu picked up one and sniffed it.

Lu Zhanbo couldn't pretend anymore and burst out in laughter.

"Light a cigarette, remember, be confident." Hu Yifei gave the order calmly.

Lu Zhanbo picked up the cigar, took out a handful of US dollars from his pocket and lit it.

"Hey, hey, hey, why are you like this?" Wan Yu grabbed the US dollar bills anxiously.

"Don't blame me for being wasteful, it's just an attitude towards life."*2

Lu Zhanbo repeated along with Hu Yifei.

"Your attitude towards life is to use counterfeit money." Lin Wanyu was surprised.

"Look, the back of real US dollars is dark green. The color of yours is not pure enough and the color is very dull."

"Also, the lines of the pattern on the ticket should be clear and smooth. This one is blurry and lacks depth."

"The most important thing is that these large-denomination ten-thousand-dollar bills were cancelled by the Eagle Country's Ministry of Finance as early as 1969. They are no longer in circulation. Zhanbo, you haven't been scammed, have you?"

"Your family runs a bank, right?" Lu Zhanbo was extremely shocked.

"No, how is that possible? I studied in New York for a few days, so I must have some understanding of the US dollar." Lin Wanyu explained hurriedly.

"Didn't you just say that you were selling pirated goods? How did you have the money to study in New York?" Lu Zhanbo expressed his confusion.

"Well, we worked part-time during our spare time, so our teacher took us to Chinatown to sell pirated copies."

Lin Wanyu knocked down Hu Yifei who was not far away with one move.

"Yifei, you see, my eloquence is effective, Wanyu used this trick to defeat your waste of three waves of mantra." Yang Yu was very proud.

"Stop talking nonsense and use your tricks quickly."

At this point, even Hu Yifei began to lose confidence and could only let Yang Yu try first. After all, she only had one trick left.

"Okay, Zuoshan Eagle, listen to my command. The last move of the Three Likes Secret Manual is "Close Yet Distant."

"These days, those who lick a woman's boots don't have a good ending. My efforts are useless. Only the vague feeling of being close yet distant can win Wanyu's heart."

"You said a lot, but I didn't quite understand. How do you do it specifically?" Lu Zhanbo asked secretly.

"My suggestion is to retreat first. The enemy is obviously too strong. You should level up first and keep your distance. It's never too late for a gentleman to pick up a girl."

"Get out!!!" Yifei could no longer suppress her anger. If Yang Yu hadn't been hiding in 3601, Yifei would have attacked him directly.

Yang Yu is unreliable, so Yifei has to go it alone.

"Mountain Eagle, fight her, the third wave of the Three Waves Mantra, the wave screams."