In the Apartment: My Cute Girlfriend

"Me?" Lin Wanyu pointed at herself and shook her head cutely.

"That's right." Yang Yu looked Lin Wanyu up and down and nodded in agreement.

"No, no, no, I won't. What if I mess it up?" Lin Wanyu quickly shook her hands in front of her chest and refused.

"Teacher Zeng, I leave it to you." Yang Yu patted Zeng Xiaoxian on the shoulder.

"You mean to give it to me again?" Zeng Xiaoxian suddenly became confident and puffed out his chest.

"No, I ask you to persuade Wanyu." Yang Yu broke Zeng Xiaoxian's fantasy without hesitation.

"Why?" Zeng Xiaoxian's face changed and he became extremely excited.

"As for the penalty for breach of contract..." Yang Yu pretended not to care, but his words were full of threats.

"Wanyu, I leave it to you." Zeng Xiaoxian turned hostile when he heard the word "penalty for breach of contract".

"But..." Lin Wanyu looked hesitant and was still thinking about what to say to refuse.

"No buts, this is an order." Zeng Xiaoxian put on the appearance of an officer, stood at attention and gave orders.

"Yes, sir." Lin Wanyu stood at attention and saluted Zeng Xiaoxian and Yang Yu.

"Then I'll trouble you with the next thing, Xiaoxian." Yang Yu patted Zeng Xiaoxian's shoulder with a very satisfied look and said,

Yang Yu stood up from his chair and prepared to leave. Zeng Xiaoxian looked at Yang Yu's back and was so angry that he made an uncivilized gesture behind his back.

Suddenly Yang Yu turned around, and Zeng Xiaoxian quickly retracted his gesture and pretended to touch his head and said, "Leader, is there anything else?"

"Work hard, and you will have great opportunities in the future." Yang Yu painted a big picture for Zeng Xiaoxian and turned to leave, leaving Zeng Xiaoxian to vent his anger by punching the air.

Yang Yu's inner monologue: "By then, the pickles will all turn into fish balls. If I don't take this opportunity to take advantage of Wan Yu's popularity, how can I still be considered a qualified landlord? Hahaha."

"Teacher Zeng, how do you read this advertisement?" Lin Wanyu asked with a worried look on her face. Is this what work is like? There are more and more things to do.

"Don't worry about it for now. You'll just have a script to read when the time comes. I'll continue training you. Where was I just now?" Zeng Xiaoxian was very angry when he heard the advertisement, but he still forced himself to continue training Lin Wanyu.

"It seems like they said you are a short-legged alien." Lin Wanyu supported her chin with her right hand and thought about what had just happened.

"Yes, I am actually a short-legged alien... What? I am talking about anti-human issues." Zeng Xiaoxian first followed Lin Wanyu's thoughts, but then he reacted and suddenly got angry.

"Haha, maybe I remembered it wrong." Lin Wanyu smiled awkwardly. The thing about the short-legged aliens was really funny.

"Besides the anti-humanity issue, there are also prank calls. If it's a prank call, you should write down their real name and landline number so they don't call again."

"There's one type in particular, which is those calls where people don't even know what they're saying."

"What do you mean?" Lin Wanyu was puzzled.

"They are the listeners who call in, are very emotional, speak incoherently, and take a long time to finish each word." Zeng Xiaoxian explained to Lin Wanyu with his hands and feet dancing.

“You should let them say what they want to say first, and then help them organize their thoughts, such as the chronological order, the characters that appear, and the core idea. Only after you have sorted these out clearly can you continue to talk about it. Otherwise, not only will I not understand, but other normal listeners will not understand either.” Zeng Xiaoxian tossed his clothes casually, feeling that he was worthy of being a wise teacher.

"It turns out there are so many tricks to being a telephone editor." Lin Wanyu nodded in sudden enlightenment and sighed at these random things.

"Of course, I also started as a telephone editor after graduating from university. My experience in the beginning was very similar to yours now." Zeng Xiaoxian looked at Lin Wanyu's sigh and comforted her with a few words.

Zeng Xiaoxian cried in his inner monologue, "In fact, if I had known which calls to answer and which not to answer, how could I still be a radio host now?"

Yang Yu, who came to visit room 3602 with nothing to do, suddenly heard a rustling sound coming from the balcony.

Yang Yu walked over quietly. It seemed like some kind of creature, curled up into a large ball. He picked up the clothesline next to it and poked it gently.

"Ah!!!" The unknown creature suddenly jumped up and scared Yang Yu.

"Yang Yu?" The unidentified creature made a human voice.

"Ziqiao?" Yang Yu realized that the thing was Lv Ziqiao. "What are you doing? Cosplaying as a cockroach rat?"

"No, I'm hiding from people. What are cockroaches and rats?" Lu Ziqiao explained and then became confused.

"You are quite creative in hiding from people at home." Yang Yu looked at Lu Ziqiao's whole body and teased with a smile.

"I don't know which bastard exposed my identity in the underworld. Now I'm being hunted." Lu Ziqiao shouted angrily, his face seemed to be puffed up by anger, like a puffer fish.

Yang Yu's inner monologue: "A-choo, a-choo, ah-ah-choo."

"Could it be the legendary Jianghu killing order?" Yang Yu pretended not to know and said with sudden realization.

"That's right, it's the Jianghu hunting order that no one can escape from, from the ninth heaven to the eighteen levels of hell." Lu Ziqiao shouted word by word with a serious face.

"Excuse me, I'm sorry. It turns out that Brother Lu was once famous in the martial arts world." Yang Yu bowed and saluted Lu Ziqiao.

"That's right. I'm called Lu Xiaobu, the Little White Dragon of the Waves." Lu Ziqiao struck a pose. It was obvious that he wanted to imitate a dragon, but it looked more like a worm.

"Why don't you run away quickly? What are you still doing here?" Yang Yu patted Lu Ziqiao's chest as a gesture.

"But we need money to escape." Lu Ziqiao rubbed his fingers anxiously.

"Didn't I ask Zhang Wei to lend it to you?" Yang Yu asked curiously.

"Don't even mention it. After borrowing the money, Zhang Wei needs to apply for it again if he wants to spend it. As a result, no matter where we take him, he can't buy anything, not even the Mark Six lottery. If he really wants to buy something, he has to submit an application form of at least three thousand words." Lu Ziqiao sighed helplessly.

"Why do you want to buy Mark Six lottery tickets?" Yang Yu was deeply puzzled: "Everyone lends you money so that you can buy gifts to comfort Meijia."

"I want to win the jackpot and use the extra money to buy a big gift." Lu Ziqiao tried to fool Yang Yu.

"Haha, then I can't help you. By the way, Meijia has already paid her rent for this month. If you don't pay your rent..." Yang Yu ignored the deception and gave a sanction.

"So now I need your help, brother." Lu Ziqiao bowed and extended his hand to Yang Yu.