In the Apartment: My Cute Girlfriend

"Yifei, you can't completely occupy their space. You have to give them more private space." Lu Ziqiao came over with a glass of wine and advised.

"Yes, we tried it before when we were in the orphanage. We had two goldfish and we kept observing them, but we didn't see any of them give birth for a whole month."

Zhang Wei's serious look scared Hu Yifei and everyone present.

"Is it so serious? There's no reason for it." Hu Yifei was extremely shocked and still a little scared.

"Of course, the main reason is that they are both males." Zhang Wei explained embarrassedly.

"cut."

Hearing this explanation, everyone gasped in agreement. Hu Yifei even threw herself on the pillow, ready to hit Zhang Wei. Fortunately, Zhang Wei quickly hid behind Zeng Xiaoxian, allowing Zeng Xiaoxian to bear the blow.

Zeng Xiaoxian's inner monologue: "Why me again?"

"Yifei, let me say the same thing again. After you give them enough private space, what if Zhanbo succeeds in getting Wanyu to bring you a little Zhanbo? Wouldn't your family be successfully passed on and flourish?" Lu Ziqiao suggested.

"That makes sense. Should I give them some guidance?" Hu Yifei nodded seriously.

"Guidance? Do you have much experience in this area?" Zeng Xiaoxian sneered disdainfully.

"It would be better to ask Teacher Zeng to give you some small CDs in this regard. After all, you are all family." Yang Yu couldn't help but tease.

"Go to hell, who is his family?" Hu Yifei said with great disgust.

"If you are the same as before, they have no time and no space, how can they create life?" Guan Gu Shenqi asked helplessly.

"You can let..." Lu Ziqiao was about to speak when he was interrupted by Yang Yu.

"Don't let out the things in your head, you're leading the kids astray."

"Actually, I'm still very interested in listening to it." Zhang Wei showed a lewd smile.

"Okay, I didn't come to the bar to chat with you. Zhang Wei, I've already found the target. Tonight we're going to work together, and you'll be my loving rescue partner."

"What do you mean by beating eggs?" Zhang Wei looked puzzled.

Lu Ziqiao didn't care at all. He had always lacked a suitable wingman. The man in the apartment, Yang Yuming, was already taken, and his partner was the landlady. He would be crazy to choose him.

Lu Zhanbo has successfully landed, although his contribution is only one percent at most. More credit still depends on him, otherwise Lin Wanyu would not have understood his heart so quickly. So let me say it again here, he will not pay back the money he owes.

Then there is Guan Gu Shenqi, whose personality is too dull to be eliminated.

As for Zeng Xiaoxian...it's better not to disgust him.

Only Zhang Wei is left. Among the men in Love Apartment, he is actually the one closest to being a normal person.

"Love rescue partner, look at those three girls over there. I've asked around, they're from the nursing school. I'll pretend to have a heart attack, and you'll yell for help. Then have one of them give me mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. Next time, let's go to a different location. You'll have a heart attack, and I'll call for help."

After Lu Ziqiao patted Zhang Wei on the shoulder and gave a brief explanation, he was eager to take action.

"I'm not sure about this." Zhang Wei hesitated.

"Listen to me, go ahead." Lu Ziqiao could see that Zhang Wei was eager to try, but he was just too timid and needed his help to push him forward.

"Tsk tsk tsk, the world is going downhill and morals are declining." Yang Yu looked at all this with disdain.

"I can't stand it, take action, genius." Hu Yifei fell on the sofa with disdain.

"Don't worry, just watch them humiliate themselves." Yang Yu stroked his non-existent long beard.

After Lu Ziqiao and Zhang Wei went over, Lu Ziqiao gave Zhang Wei a look, touched his heart pretentiously, and then pretended to fall over.

"Wow, this move is so good that even the men's football team would feel ashamed." Zeng Xiaoxian couldn't help but sigh.

"Ah, he had a heart attack. Is there anyone here?" Zhang Wei stood stiffly and whispered.

"His acting skills are not good, Guan Gu. Let Youyou give him some lessons later." Hu Yifei shook her head and said disdainfully.

Although his acting was not good, it seemed to have some effect, as he saw the three girls stand up.

"Get out of the way." At this moment, a bearded man suddenly rushed out at a very fast speed. After passing the three girls, he pushed Zhang Wei in front of Lu Ziqiao and said in an extremely strong voice: "I graduated from the nursing school. I'll do it."

After he finished speaking, the bearded man grabbed Lu Ziqiao and, in front of Zhang Wei's incredulous gaze, pressed down Lu Ziqiao, who was trying to struggle. Then the bearded man directly kissed him head down.

Yang Yu suddenly remembered something and looked to the side. Sure enough, Chen Meijia appeared there, looking at him excitedly. Just a few minutes ago, he accidentally saw Chen Meijia saying something to the bearded man, but he didn't expect it to be this.

Yang Yu shook his head. As expected, Chen Meijia had plenty of ways to deal with Lu Ziqiao.

Lu Ziqiao was like a frog that fell into the water, jumping wildly and staring at his legs. His breathing became rapid. He tried hard with both hands to push the bearded man away. The veins on his forehead bulged and sweat kept sliding down his cheeks.

However, as time went on, the speed of kicking legs became slower and slower, and the arms became heavier and weaker.

Finally, after a final, powerless kick, Lu Ziqiao's legs collapsed to the side, as if all his strength had been drained away. His hands were stretched straight to the ground. His body trembled slightly, as if he was still making a final struggle, but it was ultimately in vain.

I saw a sad tear flowing from the corner of his eye.

Zhang Wei swallowed and left as if nothing had happened. He would never use this method because the consequences were too serious.

No one in the apartment came to rescue him. At this moment, Lu Ziqiao no longer needed to be rescued. Just looking at each other in silence was the greatest blessing.

"Youyou should have finished her performance. Yangyu, can you lend me your car?" Guan Gu Shenqi looked at his watch and asked Yang Yu.

Yang Yu was too lazy to say more and just threw the key over. They were so familiar with each other, it was no big deal.

"I still have to contact Wanyu, so I'm going back too." Hu Yifei stood up and prepared to leave.

After the initial excitement, Zeng Xiaoxian didn't want to stay here anymore: "I'd better go back and watch the finale of The Devil's Stepmother."

"Take me with you. I have a lot of ideas that I want to talk to someone about." Zhang Wei came over and went back with Zeng Xiaoxian arm in arm.

3602:

Zhang Wei and Zeng Xiaoxian had just returned to the apartment door when they bumped into a little mouse watching them at the door.

The two sides' eyes met, as if they had just met, except that the time, place and people were all wrong.

Zeng Xiaoxian screamed and jumped directly into Zhang Wei's arms. Zhang Wei saw that he was tied up, but the mouse rushed towards them without fear.

It seemed that the two were about to be killed by the rats.

"V-monster."