In the Apartment: My Cute Girlfriend

"Of course you can. As your navigator on the road of life, I have no choice but to help you with this. Now that you've gone through long training, you've basically reached the point where you can calm down around Wanyu. This is a very important point. Now we just need to improve our methods and approaches."

After tidying up his clothes, Lu Ziqiao began to teach Lu Zhanbo.

"Zi Qiao, stop talking nonsense and get some practical advice." Yang Yu urged silently.

"Okay, I'll show you my secret love confession move that no girl can refuse." Lu Ziqiao shook his clothes.

"You can't refuse any girl? Go and confess your feelings to Yifei and try." Yang Yu said maliciously.

"Is my sister considered a girl?" Before Lu Ziqiao could answer, Lu Zhanbo gave the answer.

"That's right, Yang Yu, if you have nothing to do, go and clear the virus." After saying that, Lu Ziqiao pushed Yang Yu aside and turned to look at Lu Zhanbo who was grinning.

"He said he didn't mention you, right? Pay attention in class and don't let your brain wander. Oh, I didn't expect that one day it would be my turn to say this. It's really a bit novel." Lu Ziqiao felt very magical.

"Let's get back to the point. Before you confess your feelings, you have to exude a certain aura, a melancholic aura. A melancholic aura can make women unable to stop." Lu Ziqiao taught.

"Really? Want Teacher Zeng to give it a try?" Yang Yu suddenly complained.

Lu Zhanbo and Lu Ziqiao's minds flashed with the image of Zeng Xiaoxian with a smirk on his face and a melancholy temperament, and goose bumps appeared all over their bodies.

"Okay, I'll add a patch. At least he should be a normal person." Lu Ziqiao said seriously.

"Is Teacher Zeng abnormal?" Yang Yu asked back.

"How can a guy who likes Hu Yifei be normal?" Lu Ziqiao retorted.

"It's hard to disagree." Yang Yu nodded in agreement.

"Come to Zhanbo, practice a little. Make every expression and every look of yours exude a melancholy temperament, and let the girl say "I do" from the bottom of her heart. Follow my movements." Lu Ziqiao put on the look of a thinker.

Lu Zhanbo imitated but his original fist involuntarily extended into an orchid finger.

"Zhanbo, you don't need to be castrated to enter the palace." Yang Yu couldn't help but complain.

"Put away your orchid finger." Lu Ziqiao began to get impatient: "Look up, spark."

Lu Zhanbo blinked, but he was as awkward as he could be. This was not discharge, this was leakage.

"I've basically grasped the moves, but my eyes are a little cross-eyed." Lu Ziqiao tried to save face: "You should also change the wording of your confession."

"Isn't it okay to say 'Let me be your man'? It's a popular lyric." Lu Zhanbo didn't understand.

"I'm asking you, is the person who sang this song married?" Lu Ziqiao asked back.

"It seems not." Lu Zhanbo said after thinking for a while.

"Then he's married. He's been singing for more than 20 years, but he's still single. Doesn't that explain everything?" Lu Zhanbo nodded thoughtfully after hearing Lu Ziqiao's words.

"Scientific research shows that if you confess your love to a girl without any preparation, there are only three possibilities: robbery, borrowing money, and suicide." Lu Ziqiao patted Lu Zhanbo's shoulder.

"So scary." Lu Zhanbo was frightened by Lu Ziqiao's words.

"I agree with this. Confession is not a charge, but a triumph." Yang Yu nodded in agreement. Many people regard confession as a charge. They usually hide behind and are narcissistic, and then take advantage of certain opportunities to confess directly without considering whether there is a spark when they get along with each other.

"That's right, so before the storm, you need to have a romantic and gentle process to let the girl let down her guard."

"For example, when you're on a date, pick out the shredded pork for her and put the hard-boiled egg in the soup before eating so it won't be cold. Girls' hands get cold easily in winter. At this time, you considerately put her hand to your mouth and breathe on it to warm it. Then the time is right, and you can confess your love. Wanyu, can I pursue you?"

"Zi Qiao, your imagination is too limited. What kind of nice person would confess his love while eating noodles? Isn't this asking for trouble?" Yang Yu was speechless.

"For this, I have to blame Chen Meijia. She has been cooking shredded pork noodles recently, and I almost forgot about normal food. But the food is not important, what is important is the atmosphere." Lu Ziqiao explained after complaining a few words.

"I don't understand one thing. Can I pursue you? Does this count as a confession?" Lu Zhanbo was very confused.

"You don't understand. This is the essence. At first glance, this sentence sounds like nonsense. It is the man's freedom to pursue a girl and he doesn't need to get consent at all. But in fact, this is a sure win because she can't refuse."

"If you make a request, she can choose to refuse, but if you don't make any request at all, how can she refuse? If she chooses to agree, then she has fallen into the trap."

"Agreeing to let you pursue me means accepting your kindness in disguise. The city gate has been opened and the opportunity is right in front of you. The only thing you have to do is gallop on your horse." Lu Ziqiao pretended to be riding a horse.

"Zhanbo, you must remember to pay attention to the methods and ways when pursuing girls, and you must proceed step by step." Lu Ziqiao continued to instruct Lu Zhanbo.

"I think I understand now. It's like boiling a frog in warm water. The frog won't run away." Lu Zhanbo understood.

"Zhanbo, science has proven that this is a false proposition. Frogs are not so stupid. Of course, it will be the same if you cover it." Yang Yu introduced to Lu Zhanbo.

"No way, what should I do then?" Lu Zhanbo started to worry again.

"Zhanbo, don't worry. No matter whether it is true or not, the most important principle is the same." Lu Ziqiao advised.

"Hello, is anyone there?" Hu Yifei suddenly burst into 3701 and found the three people there. She said, "You're here just in time. We're short of one player for the Valentine's Day basketball game. Who's going to play?"

"Basketball game? Why is there a basketball game at this time?" Lu Zhanbo asked in confusion.

"Oh, I know this. It's an event organized by a group of single guys in the apartment recently. They want to take this opportunity to show themselves and find a way out of being single." Yang Yu introduced it to everyone.

"It doesn't matter whether you're single or not. The prize money for this competition is 5,000 yuan. Now there are three of us, Zeng Xiaoxian, and Guan Gu, and we still need a substitute. I thought you guys were bored, so I came here to find someone." Hu Yifei interrupted Yang Yu's introduction directly.

"But I..." Lu Zhanbo hesitated. He was not in the mood to play basketball, let alone be hit by the basketball.

"Ziqiao, please help me. I don't want to go, but I don't want to tell my sister either." Lu Zhanbo whispered in Lu Ziqiao's ear. He didn't want to tell Hu Yifei that he was going to confess his love, otherwise what if Hu Yifei got excited and wanted to get involved?

Lu Ziqiao quietly made an OK gesture and then shifted the blame elsewhere.

"Yifei, go find Yang Yu. He's the most powerful man in the apartment."