In the Apartment: My Cute Girlfriend

Lu Zhanbo and Yang Yu found Lu Ziqiao playing billiards. Professional matters require professional people. When it comes to picking up girls, there is no one more professional than Lu Ziqiao.

"Zi Qiao, let me ask you something. What do women really want?" Lu Zhanbo asked doubtfully.

"You shouldn't ask me this kind of question. You should ask another woman." Lu Ziqiao gave the answer.

"For example?" Lu Zhanbo asked doubtfully.

"Ask your sister." Lu Ziqiao answered subconsciously, and then Lu Ziqiao and Lu Zhanbo were both stunned. They looked at each other in amazement and had the same idea at the same time.

"You (I) actually said that?"

Then they both spoke in unison.

"You (I) pretend I (you) didn't say anything."

"Zi Qiao, let's get some concrete information out of the way. Zhanbo wants to give Wanyu a gift. Please think about it for him." Yang Yu was more direct and decisive, and made the topic clearer.

"That's great, Zhanbo. You've finally taken the first step." Lu Ziqiao couldn't help but pat Lu Zhanbo on the shoulder and shouted in admiration.

"Yeah, but I fell into a pit at the first step, and then I climbed out of the pit with great difficulty. There was a fork in front of me, and I didn't know which way to go." Lu Zhanbo said dejectedly.

"What's wrong? This is happening." Lu Ziqiao didn't understand.

"Wanyu wants two gifts, a coat and a necklace, but I can only choose one." Lu Zhanbo felt helpless and aggrieved.

"Zhanbo, all the difficult choices are essentially due to being too poor." Yang Yu gave his own advice, but this advice was a bit annoying.

"Thank you for reminding me." Lu Zhanbo looked at Yang Yu with contempt. Didn't he know about this? What could he do? He was just so poor.

"How much are these two items?" Lu Ziqiao asked.

"Both of these items cost more than 10,000 yuan at a specialty store. I can only choose one even if I spend all my year-end bonus, so I have to be very cautious." Lu Zhanbo said worriedly.

"Why don't you choose a necklace? The necklace is not much different from the one in the magazine, but the coat may have a model factor." Yang Yu gave a suggestion and gave symbolic advice.

After hearing this, Lu Zhanbo was still hesitating, thinking about whether to follow Yang Yu's advice. Lu Ziqiao gave his own answer, attracting Lu Zhanbo's attention.

"Let's go with the coat. You have to remember that this is a Valentine's Day gift. Compared to a cold necklace, a coat that embodies your deep passion will allow her to deeply feel your passion every time she wears it. It's much better than a necklace."

Lu Ziqiao gave his own explanation. It must be said that in this regard, Lu Ziqiao's eloquence was quite good, and Yang Yu had to admit it.

"That makes sense." Lu Zhanbo was indeed convinced.

Lu Ziqiao's inner monologue: "I don't know if Wanyu likes coats or if she can feel the enthusiasm, but I know there's a coat store online where all the coats are much cheaper than in the store, at least 30% off."

"This is all my experience over the years, and I have an acquaintance who sells coats. I can buy it for you at a 10% discount. Although it's a bit embarrassing to bargain with him, I won't hesitate to do it for my brother." Lu Ziqiao fooled Lu Zhanbo, and Lu Zhanbo fell for it.

"Then I'll leave it to you." Lu Zhanbo took out the envelope containing his prize money of ten thousand yuan and handed it to Lu Ziqiao. Lu Ziqiao was about to take it, but he couldn't pull it open. Lu Zhanbo was still reluctant to give up the prize money.

"If you don't want to give up the bonus, you can't get the girl." Lu Ziqiao stretched out his hands and pulled the envelope towards him.

"Remember to keep it a secret, Ziqiao." Lu Zhanbo had no choice but to remind him seriously.

Lu Ziqiao nodded with a smile, but his eyes couldn't help but keep looking at the envelope in his hand.

Yang Yu shook his head. He didn't listen to the handsome guy and suffered a loss, but he didn't care much. If he didn't suffer this loss, Lu Ziqiao might not give him anything. In this way, a marriage would be ruined by him, and he couldn't take the blame for it.

Just as Yang Yu was about to leave, he was stopped by Zeng Xiaoxian who suddenly appeared.

"Yang Yu, Xiao Yu, Xiao Yu Yu." Zeng Xiaoxian said this in an extremely flattering tone, which made Yang Yu feel sick.

"Hey, Teacher Zeng, just say what you want to say. I'm innocent. Don't use this trick." Yang Yu was shaking all over and had goose bumps.

"Okay, then I'll be frank. Do you know that the neighborhood committee wants to promote fire extinguishers?" Zeng Xiaoxian said with a smile.

"Teacher Zeng, you are not planning to sell it to me, are you?" Yang Yu looked at Zeng Xiaoxian in disbelief.

"Look, there are so many places in the apartment that need fire extinguishers. Wouldn't it be better if you just buy them from me?" Zeng Xiaoxian thought proudly and couldn't help but admire himself.

"Teacher Zeng, what is the full name of the street committee?" Yang Yu reminded helplessly.

"Let me think about it. It's the apartment residents' committee under the street office." Zeng Xiaoxian said after thinking for a while.

"Then where is this apartment?" Yang Yu asked again.

"Nonsense, it's Love Apartment." Zeng Xiaoxian answered directly without thinking too much.

"Then guess where the fire extinguisher in your hand came from?" Yang Yu looked at Zeng Xiaoxian speechlessly, and Zeng Xiaoxian was stunned.

"Let me be frank. The fire extinguishers in the apartment were bought by my family to replace expired ones. There were too many left, and the chairman happened to be emigrating, so the neighborhood committee decided to let you four salesmen judge who is more popular among the people and compete for the job." Yang Yu explained.

"Wait a minute, four?" Zeng Xiaoxian keenly sensed something was wrong: "Including me, there are only three, right?"

"Oh, there's another one, Zhang Wei. I don't know what's wrong with that guy, but he really pleases the elderly. Most of the residents in Love Apartment are young couples, and only some small families live with the elderly. But this also forced Zhang Wei to be pushed to the position of vice chairman." Yang Yu also found it amazing.

"Hehe, Zhang Wei went traveling with Yumo, there's no need to worry at all." Zeng Xiaoxian said disdainfully, not taking Zhang Wei seriously at all.

Zeng Xiaoxian's inner monologue: "I laugh at Zhang Wei's lechery and his mistakes. The other two idiots are even more mediocre. Who can get the chairman's position? Who deserves it? Of course, the hero of this world is me, Xiaoxian."

"Really? Zhang Wei obtained this qualification through a remote call and has already sold three bottles to the bar. Teacher Zeng, how many bottles did you sell?" Yang Yu asked curiously.

"Heh." Zeng Xiaoxian chuckled and shook his head in disdain, then quickly picked up the bag and ran out with a look of being defeated by you. His short legs were jumping up and down, and it seemed that he was under considerable threat.