In the Apartment: My Cute Girlfriend

Lu Zhanbo was scratching his head and jumping up and down in the living room of 3601, trying to write a masterpiece, a love poem that would shock the world and make the ghosts cry.

“When inspiration comes, it can’t be stopped.”

At this moment, Lu Zhanbo felt like a literary star descended to the earth. He felt as if he was possessed by Kumar Battelle, David Feinberg, and Wang Yuan. He felt that his literary ideas were flowing and inspiration was pouring in.

Hu Yifei opened the door and looked at Lu Zhanbo, who seemed to be writing something with a lewd smile on his face, and asked with a bit of disgust.

"Zhanbo, what are you doing?"

"I'm writing a blog." Lu Zhanbo covered the letter with his hands anxiously and embarrassedly, as if he was trying to cover it up, making it more obvious, as if he was afraid that others would not notice it. Fortunately, Hu Yifei didn't think much about it.

"Whose good person wrote the blog on paper?" Hu Yifei shifted her focus and asked in confusion.

"Isn't this for the purpose of saving electricity?" Lu Zhanbo smiled awkwardly.

"As you wish."

Hu Yifei didn't care. After all, no matter how abnormal it was, it was normal for Lu Zhanbo. When it came to this, Hu Yifei suddenly looked excited and asked curiously beside Lu Zhanbo.

"By the way, Valentine's Day is coming soon, do you have any plans?"

"What plan? What kind of plan is needed for Valentine's Day?" After such a long experience, Lu Zhanbo was sure of one thing, that Hu Yifei was really unreliable in this regard, so Lu Zhanbo simply pretended to be stupid.

"Stop pretending. It's not like I didn't see you beating up that guy for Wanyu last time." Hu Yifei saw through it. After all, in her eyes, Lu Zhanbo was just a younger brother.

"It's all Rose's fault." Lu Zhanbo whispered. If she hadn't filmed the experience, Hu Yifei wouldn't have tormented him for so long. He had finally calmed down recently, but now it seemed like he was rekindling his anger.

"You should know that you have already entered the penalty area with the ball, and all you need is the final kick. I have experience in chasing girls." Hu Yifei patted his chest confidently.

"Chasing girls? Why do you have experience in this?" Lu Zhanbo looked at Hu Yifei in confusion.

"Don't interrupt me. The most important thing on Valentine's Day is giving gifts. Once the gifts are given, confessing your love will be a piece of cake."

"You have to grasp the right time, place and people, and do the right thing at the right time. One wrong move can make a completely different outcome."

"So the gift is the key to everything. You absolutely cannot give the wrong gift."

Hu Yifei taught with full confidence. After all, had she never eaten pork, or killed a pig?

"Wrong gift?" Lu Zhanbo was confused. "How could a gift be wrong?"

"Of course, just like Xiaobai downstairs, he pursued a girl diligently for seven years and was about to succeed, but he gave her a gift on Christmas and it was all over." Hu Yifei gave Lu Zhanbo an example.

"What gift? Such powerful?" Lu Zhanbo suddenly became interested and asked curiously.

"That guy actually wrote a poem for a girl himself. Isn't that stupid?"

Hu Yifei laughed disdainfully, but this shocked Lu Zhanbo, because he was also preparing to write a poem. No, not preparing, he had already started writing. Was he so close to being finished?

Not noticing that Lu Zhanbo's expression had changed, Hu Yifei was still shaking her head with a look of disappointment on her face.

"It's fine to write poetry, but it's all crap, and it's as long and stinky as an old lady's foot wrap. Oh, poor girl, after reading it, all the female hormones that had been accumulating in her body turned to cholesterol in that instant."

When Lu Zhanbo heard this, he secretly put away the poem he had just written, fearing that Hu Yifei would find out. But as the saying goes, the more you don't want something to happen, the greater the probability of it happening.

"What are you doing?"

Sure enough, Lu Zhanbo's sneaky movements could not escape Hu Yifei's eyes.

Lu Zhanbo had no choice but to quickly fold the paper and then took it out and said with a fake smile: "I'm making a paper airplane."

"Hey, paper airplane? I haven't played with it for a long time. Let me help you fly it." Hu Yifei, who was interested, snatched the paper airplane from Lu Zhanbo's hand and flew out of the window.

"Oh." Lu Zhanbo had no time to stop it.

Accompanied by a breeze at the right time, the paper plane disappeared from Lu Zhanbo's sight, but where he could not see, he saw the paper plane turned a corner with the wind and hit Guan Gu's magical head who was sitting on the sofa in the living room.

The next day, Hu Yifei brought Lu Zhanbo directly to the bar and happened to see Lin Wanyu reading a magazine.

"Zhanbo, here's your chance. The magazine that Wanyu reads now is almost entirely devoted to Valentine's Day columns. Go and ask Wanyu which gift she's interested in. Be careful not to reveal your identity." Hu Yifei warned Lu Zhanbo to be cautious. The prey had already entered the trap, and the most feared thing at this time was to alert the enemy.

Lu Zhanbo nodded to show his understanding. Lu Zhanbo walked up cautiously and quietly walked behind Lin Wanyu. This gave Hu Yifei a headache. What's the point of not revealing this aspect of yours?

"Wanyu, what gift do you want?" Lu Zhanbo's sudden voice scared Lin Wanyu who was concentrating on reading a magazine.

"Zhanbo, you scared me." Lin Wanyu complained after calming down.

"Zhanbo, do you have an idea?" Yang Yu came over and teased, holding a drink.

"Stop joking, Yang Yu." Lin Wanyu patted Yang Yu's arm casually, telling him not to make such jokes, but this made Lu Zhanbo not know how to continue. Hu Yifei saw all this from behind and was so angry that her teeth were itching.

I'm so angry, so angry. I really want to find someone to vent my anger to.

Zeng Xiaoxian's inner monologue: "Why do I feel a chill down my spine? That blind fellow wants to murder Brother Xian?"

Fortunately, Yang Yu helped Lu Zhanbo express what he couldn't say.

"Wanyu, Valentine's Day is coming soon. I want to prepare a gift for Rose. As a girl, can you give me some advice?" Yang Yu's question made Lu Zhanbo's eyes light up. Now it would be effortless.

"Why don't you ask Yifei?" Lin Wanyu asked puzzledly.

"Wanyu, do you want to listen to what you said? Do you think Yifei likes the same things that normal girls like?" Yang Yu was speechless, and Hu Yifei felt even more itchy when she heard it.

Lin Wanyu also felt that her answer was a bit ill-considered, and she gave an awkward smile before stating her answer.

"Well, if it were me, I think the coat in the magazine is pretty good. It looks very warm." Lin Wanyu showed the magazine in her hand to the two of them.

"Oh, I see." Lu Zhanbo smiled after getting the answer. He was about to go out to buy a coat, but he didn't expect Lin Wanyu's next words to make Lu Zhanbo stop.