In the Apartment: My Cute Girlfriend
Chapter 249 The party is over
Lu Zhanbo tried hard to explain, but the more he tried, the more unclear it became, and Maria's puzzled expression became more and more obvious.
Facing this face, Lu Zhanbo finally gave up. He knew how terrible what he had just said was. If he could travel through time and space, he would also like to give his previous self a big slap in the face.
"Forget it, I know I'm an idiot. You don't need to waste time humiliating me. I can do it myself." After saying that, Lu Zhanbo picked up the drink from Maria's hand and poured it directly on himself.
After splashing himself, Lu Zhanbo felt relieved. He began to blame himself, thinking that he should not have listened to Lu Ziqiao's nonsense. If he had gone to see Peking Opera, nothing would have happened.
However, something unexpected happened. Maria took a tissue from her arms, helped Lu Zhanbo wipe it and explained.
"I can't speak Chinese! I'm a chicken man, but you're cute."
This sentence was like a chicken's feet in a basin, and Lu Zhanbo couldn't understand it, but precisely because he couldn't understand it, Lu Zhanbo felt extremely happy.
Although he didn't understand what Maria was saying to him, the fact that she helped him wipe the drink off his body just proved that the other party didn't understand what he had just said. The other party was confused because she didn't understand, not because he had said a lot of nonsense. How could this not make Lu Zhanbo happy?
"Nani?"
Lu Zhanbo felt that there was a ray of hope after a dark period. Life was really full of surprises. One second he thought that the world was about to end and a meteorite was coming, but who knew that the next second a magician would say that he could not do magic and that all he knew were super powers, and then he would jump up and bounce the meteorite away.
Lu Ziqiao couldn't help but sigh: "This is also possible."
Lu Zhanbo was very grateful to Lu Ziqiao for what happened this time, so Lu Zhanbo excitedly pulled Lu Ziqiao over and introduced him to Maria, saying that this was his friend, a very close friend. However, Lu Ziqiao blurted out "I have herpes" in Japanese at this time, which made Maria run away.
When he said this, he was afraid that Maria might not understand, so he hugged Lu Zhanbo and said that he was also his closest friend. However, it was precisely this sentence and this behavior that made Maria not even dare to continue approaching Lu Zhanbo, and she turned around and ran away.
Lu Zhanbo and Lu Ziqiao were still confused and bewildered when Yang Yu came by and explained, "Ziqiao just said that I have herpes."
At this moment, both of them suddenly realized that it was no wonder that Maria ran so fast. She was afraid of being infected. It can be said that it was both Bush's success and his failure.
"What? You have to compensate me for Maria." Lu Zhanbo pinched Lu Ziqiao's neck angrily. This was a rare fate in his life, and it was ruined by you.
"It's all Chen Meijia's fault. She told me." Lu Ziqiao struggled desperately: "Private Masai (I'm sorry)"
Yang Yu shook his head and drank the drink in his hand calmly, just like watching the clouds rise.
the other side
"Yumo, do you remember the party typhoon center theory we talked about before?" Hu Yifei smiled as she looked at the group of people surrounding her.
"Of course I remember, but it's hard to say who the center is." Qin Yumo also looked at the people around him and smiled, looking at Hu Yifei without fear, and there seemed to be a spark in their eyes.
"What is the Party Typhoon Center Theory?" Lin Wanyu asked curiously.
"What it means is that in a party, beauties are surrounded by layers of people, just like the center of a typhoon, just like this bar." Hu Yifei gestured to the group of people around her, it was obviously here.
"Oh, but isn't it strange that you are here too?" Lin Wanyu asked curiously.
"Wow, are little girls nowadays so sharp?" Qin Yumo was shocked.
"Hehe, if I move, the situation will be different." After Hu Yifei said this, everyone left.
"Oh, the center of gravity has shifted." Lin Wanyu said cutely.
"But aren't we all like this?" Qin Yumo was confused.
"Let's go and take a look." Hu Yifei waved his hand in dissatisfaction.
It turned out that there was a beautiful woman in blue dancing on the other side. Her actions attracted everyone, but also aroused Hu Yifei's fighting spirit.
"This is my territory, you have no right to steal the limelight." Hu Yifei picked up the chair, threw off her coat, rushed over and started dancing on the chair.
The coat was randomly put on Zeng Xiaoxian's face while he was watching the show.
"It seems that the more excited the beauties at the center of the party typhoon are, the more destructive the typhoon will be." Lin Wanyu sighed.
"Little sister, please step back. Now is our time." Qin Yumo took off his glasses and stepped forward to dance.
Hu Yifei and Qin Yumo first worked together to force the beauty in blue down, and then the two began to dance a game of grabbing chairs.
The people around started to get more and more excited, and Zeng Xiaoxian and Zhang Wei even stepped forward to present flowers.
Hu Yifei and Qin Yumo each held a rose in their mouths and continued to dance. They used all their skills and performed various difficult moves. Hu Yifei even performed a Thomas turn on a chair.
Qin Yumo was not to be outdone and performed a tap dance in her sky-high high heels.
Finally, as the music stopped, Hu Yifei and Qin Yumo each struck a sexy pose, causing cheers from the audience.
However, everyone who had been having a blast that night turned around and sat dejectedly in the theater.
It turned out that their previous behavior of getting ten tickets but no one showing up had angered these old people, so they came to apologize this time.
"These are the needs of these elderly people. No one can run away."
Zhang Wei gave some instructions, but he had no other choice as he was almost hunted down by these old men. Fortunately, the Peking Opera Pirates of the Caribbean was not over at that time and Captain Jack had cut his insulin tube, so he just had to watch one more performance to make amends.
"The apartment has been rented out by landlord Lu, and we have nowhere else to go. It's okay to come here." Hu Yifei was discouraged.
"I don't want to go to parties anymore, especially parties with Ziqiao. I would rather watch Peking Opera all the time." Lu Zhanbo felt aggrieved.
"The rent is illegal income and has been deposited into the apartment fund. It can be used next time there is a group activity." Yang Yu whispered in Rose's ear.
"Understood." Rose agreed and would not let Lu Ziqiao have an easy time.
"Where is our landlord Lu?" Lin Wanyu looked around curiously.
"He's vomiting outside. I don't know what kind of fake wine he drank. He hasn't woken up after a whole day." Chen Meijia said disdainfully.
"What are they performing today? It won't be Pirates of the Caribbean again, right?" Guan Gu Shenqi was curious.
"Pirates of the Caribbean didn't do well at the box office, so they changed it into a play version of Transformers," Zhang Wei explained.
Everyone was shocked, and then the plot began, with everyone stunned.
An old man wearing Optimus Prime's suit, and then really turned into Optimus Prime's car form.
Lu Zhanbo cheered loudly, and everyone found it quite interesting. Lu Ziqiao, who happened to come in, happened to see this scene.
"I actually saw Optimus Prime who can transform. It seems I am not awake yet and I have to continue vomiting."
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