In the Apartment: My Cute Girlfriend
Chapter 231 Stupid
"Yifei, that photo is Jay Chou." Yang Yu watched Hu Yifei's entire process speechlessly. If he hadn't worshipped the wrong person, it would have been perfect. Who wouldn't say he was a filial son and a good grandson?
"Leave me alone."
Hu Yifei rolled her eyes. "Isn't it that I can't find the photo right now? As long as the thought is there, it's fine."
"Okay, call quickly, I want to witness this historic moment." Hu Yifei ran back to the sofa excitedly and looked at Lu Zhanbo expectantly. She couldn't miss the moment when her brother was upgraded.
Lu Zhanbo hushed complacently, signaling everyone to be quiet and prepare to watch his performance. He then confidently entered the number and dialed it, then slowly put the phone to his ear.
Looking at the curious Yang Yu, Lu Zhanbo gave him a smug look, which made Yang Yu couldn't help rolling his eyes. Fortunately, the call was connected and attracted Lu Zhanbo's attention, preventing Lu Zhanbo from continuing to be proud.
"Hello, is this Ada? I'm Lu..." But before Lu Zhanbo could finish introducing himself, his originally cheerful expression instantly turned awkward.
"I'm not married yet, so I don't need a certificate. Sorry, I don't need a divorce certificate either." Lu Zhanbo hung up the phone awkwardly, still a little confused looking at the number on the phone.
"Sister, can you help me check whether this is 1 or 7?" Lu Zhanbo handed the notebook with the phone number on it to Hu Yifei and asked in confusion.
Hu Yifei took a serious look and couldn't help but complain, "That's a good number, one, three, nine... one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight?"
However, even though it was so obvious, Lu Zhanbo still asked stupidly, "What's the problem?"
Hu Yifei was speechless and asked Yang Yu to explain for her, so Yang Yu had to explain to him: "Zhanbo, if someone told you her phone number, what would you think?"
"How is that possible? The phone number is 11 digits. Wait, are you saying..." Lu Zhanbo was first disdainful, then shocked, and finally depressed.
"This number is fake."
"Don't be discouraged, Zhanbo, it's okay, relax." Hu Yifei had no choice but to try her best to comfort him. After all, he was her brother, and blood was thicker than water.
"How could this happen?" Lu Zhanbo was very depressed.
"It's normal. If I were a girl, I wouldn't give my number to a stranger." Hu Yifei continued to comfort her.
"Yifei, why do you say if?" Yang Yu found the key point.
"What are you still doing here? You don't look like you're from 3601?" Hu Yifei couldn't help but get angry. It was already troublesome enough to comfort Lu Zhanbo, and now someone wanted to sabotage her.
"Don't worry, Yifei, I don't intend to mock Zhanbo. I do have a software that Zhanbo can try. Maybe he can really find the girl's phone number." Yang Yu smiled.
"How do we do it?" Lu Zhanbo looked at Yang Yu doubtfully.
"Have you heard of the theory of six degrees of separation?" Yang Yu asked with a smile.
"I haven't heard of the theory of six degrees of separation. I've only heard of seven degrees." Lu Zhanbo answered blankly.
Yang Yu raised his eyebrows and looked at Lu Zhanbo in surprise. How could this kid know something he shouldn't know?
"I've never heard of six or seven degrees." Hu Yifei was puzzled.
Yang Yu looked at Hu Yifei in even greater surprise, wondering how she didn't know what she should have known. Then he nodded helplessly, thinking that birds of a feather flock together.
"The theory of six degrees of separation states that, in theory, we can get to know anyone in the world through no more than six people," Yang Yu introduced the theory.
"Oh, you mean your software can help me find her?" Lu Zhanbo was overjoyed.
"Of course...not." Yang Yu drawled out.
Lu Zhanbo's originally excited expression collapsed in an instant.
"I'm not a god. How can I help you find the absolutely correct one among countless forks in the road?" Yang Yu righteously refuted Lu Zhanbo's idea.
"That's true." Lu Zhanbo felt a little ashamed.
"Of course I can do it. I have divine talent, hahaha." Yang Yu laughed triumphantly, scaring Lu Zhanbo.
"Are you possessed by Zeng Xiaoxian?" Hu Yifei pushed Yang Yu away in disgust and rolled away in a rage.
"Why don't you hurry up?" Lu Zhanbo didn't care about the excited urging.
"I can do it, but it requires the mobilization of an extremely large amount of data. Currently, only the satellite I launched not long ago can perform the analysis, but the operation of a satellite requires enormous resources." Yang Yu waved his hand to indicate that it was not that he did not have the ability, but whether your ability was sufficient.
"How much does it cost?" Lu Zhanbo asked cautiously.
Yang Yu hooked her hand, motioning Lu Zhanbo to come closer, and then told him an astronomical number. After all, satellites are really related to astronomy.
Upon hearing this astronomical figure, Lu Zhanbo's face suddenly wrinkled and he looked depressed.
"I'd better wait for her to call me. This is more reliable." Lu Zhanbo couldn't help but back off. After hearing the price, he wasn't really that excited anymore.
"Don't worry. Rich people have their own ways, and poor people have their own fate." Yang Yu hugged Lu Zhanbo and comforted him.
"How did it happen?" Hu Yifei asked puzzledly.
"The first recharge is for a six-yuan gift package. You can't lose out on six yuan, and you can't be cheated on six yuan." Yang Yu directly showed his mobile phone, which displayed a strange software on it.
"Well, you're really original." Hu Yifei rolled her eyes and complained.
Lu Zhanbo transferred the money without hesitation. He could afford the price.
"Zhanbo, I just sent you a software, open it and take a look." Yang Yu shook his phone.
Lu Zhanbo opened his mobile phone half-believingly, installed the software and opened it, only to see that the software only had one button. Lu Zhanbo looked at Yang Yu in confusion.
"Press it." Yang Yu gave the order in a mysterious tone.
Lu Zhanbo looked at the button on his phone with half-belief and half-doubt. But after staring at the button for a long time, Lu Zhanbo seemed to see himself and a fairy, and their future.
She sang and he listened intently.
She was dancing and he was enjoying himself.
She was plowing the field and he was watching her blankly.
She was weaving cloth and he was smiling foolishly.
She was cooking and he was staring at her blankly.
She was with the baby, and he was just sitting there...
Inner Monologue Wall: Guest-starring Lin-Fairy-Wanyu complains, "Why am I always doing it? What are you doing there?"
Lu Chichi Zhanbo said righteously: "Because I don't know how to do these."
Lin-Fairy-Wanyu laughed angrily: "You don't understand these, but you do understand what it means to be beaten." Without giving Lu-Chichi-Zhanbo a chance to continue speaking, Lin-Fairy-Wanyu beat him up.
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