In the Apartment: My Cute Girlfriend

"Ziqiao, you are not allowed to attack the girls in this apartment. This is the bottom line. I don't want my lovely residents to leave here because of you." Rose looked at Lu Ziqiao vigilantly and gave him a warning.

"Otherwise I will actually exercise my rights as a landlord and evict you."

"Don't worry, I understand." Lu Ziqiao swore solemnly, but Chen Meijia was deeply skeptical.

"By the way, Ziqiao, why can't I find you on the Love Apartment website? I want to add you as a friend, but I can't find you anywhere." Lin Wanyu flipped through her phone in confusion.

"What keywords did you search for me?" Lu Ziqiao asked.

"Lü Ziqiao?" Lin Wanyu asked suspiciously, "Should I search you, Lü Xiaobu?"

"Wrong, I now have a new online name, called, Rejecter." Lu Ziqiao refuted righteously.

"Puff." Zeng Xiaoxian, who just passed by, couldn't help but spit out all the water in his mouth when he heard the name.

"You?" Zeng Xiaoxian asked with a look of disgust and disbelief on his face.

"Tsk, amateurs, all amateurs." Lu Ziqiao said disdainfully: "This name is very particular."

"What's the point?" Rose asked doubtfully.

"Try removing all the side radicals." Lu Ziqiao said with a lewd smile.

Zeng Xiaoxian instantly understood what Lu Ziqiao meant and laughed obscenely.

Rose was speechless and raised her hands and waved them forward. Hu Yifei and Chen Meijia picked up the pillows and threw them at the two of them without hesitation.

Lu Ziqiao and Zeng Xiaoxian fell down together. Lu Ziqiao picked up the pillow and leaned back without any care, while Zeng Xiaoxian stood up in dissatisfaction.

"Why hit him? Why hit me?" Zeng Xiaoxian picked up the pillow and handed it to Hu Yifei, then complained and shouted aggrievedly.

"Disgusting." Hu Yifei despised him mercilessly. No, it was contempt for Zeng Xiaoxian's personality.

"I'm telling you, this time I'm really different. I feel like I'm in love. It's her, the lost little white rabbit in the legendary forest."

Lu Ziqiao looked at everyone with a fascinated expression and had to continue talking as he saw their puzzled faces.

"Although this name sounds unintelligent and a bit silly, once we started chatting, we were surprised to find that we had met earlier. Wow, it's a shame we didn't meet earlier."

"Then what did she call you?" Lin Wanyu asked curiously.

"A mighty little tiger." Lu Ziqiao's expression became even more lewd.

"Do you have any photos? Can you show them to us?" Hu Yifei asked curiously.

Lu Ziqiao took out his cell phone without hesitation, and Hu Yifei took a closer look and sighed.

"Why does she look so much like Lin Zhiling?"

Zeng Xiaoxian suddenly became excited: "Lin Zhiling? Where is my Xiaoling?"

However, Lu Ziqiao didn't care at all. His radar sensed the radio waves and he quickly looked towards the door of the bar.

"Teacher Zeng, look, two o'clock, four o'clock, six o'clock, she's at the bar."

"Lin Zhiling?" Zeng Xiaoxian was extremely excited and was about to rush forward.

"No, I saw another one who looks like Rosamund Kwan." Lu Ziqiao was very excited and found another beauty.

Zeng Xiaoxian pushed Lu Ziqiao's shaking head in disgust.

"I'm going to take action." Lu Ziqiao was full of vigor and vitality, like a general about to embark on a battle, or like Sanzang embarking on a journey to the west.

"Didn't you just say you were in love?" Rose complained disdainfully, "Your love was so short-lived."

"That's right, don't you already have Lin Chiling?" Hu Yifei followed with disgust.

"Lin Chi-ling is not enough, there are also Tsai Yi-ling, Chen Song-ling, Weng Mei-ling, and Chen Hui-ling." After saying that, Lu Ziqiao set off without hesitation.

"If he continues like this, it will sooner or later alert 110." Lin Wanyu couldn't help but complain.

"Call 120, it's just a matter of time." Chen Meijia looked in the direction of Lu Ziqiao with disdain.

"He's been hunted so many times and he's still like this. There's no hope for him. Let's prepare to send his soul to heaven." Rose sighed.

"It's okay, I will do it. I was just about to play a trick on him." Hu Yifei suddenly became interested at this time and an idea quickly came to his mind.

"Waiter, give me a call." Hu Yifei called out to the waiter passing by.

At this time, Lu Ziqiao didn't know that he was in great danger, and was still communicating enthusiastically with the beauty in front of him. It was strange that he had hooked up with her so quickly.

Halfway through the conversation, Lu Ziqiao's cell phone suddenly rang. After apologizing to the beautiful woman in front of him, Lu Ziqiao answered the call.

"Hello, dear." A baby voice came from the phone, a little familiar and a little strange.

"Hello, who are you?" Lu Ziqiao's small brain began to continuously screen targets, but the memory was too full and there was too much garbage stored, causing the running speed to be too slow. Moreover, there were too few keywords and it was impossible to search them out. It was even very likely to be scrapped if it continued to run.

"You can't even hear my voice anymore, it's so mighty, little tiger." The baby voice's exaggerated tone was flirting.

"Oh, my aunt." Fortunately, it was a recent cache and I hadn't had time to delete it, but I must not do it openly at this time, otherwise the consequences would be unimaginable.

"I can hardly recognize your voice. What's the matter with you now?" Lu Ziqiao still wanted to fool him, after all, there was a target here, but he soon changed his mind.

"Nothing, I just feel that the weather has been so hot lately. It would be great if there was someone next to me right now who could give me a warm hug."

Lu Ziqiao's blood suddenly rushed to his head, and then rushed down to his dantian. He even wanted to agree directly, but after thinking about it, he forced himself to stay calm and said it.

"Traffic accident? What kind of accident happened? Is he okay?"

Although Lu Ziqiao's acting skills are good, in the eyes of everyone with a God's perspective, he is really the funniest thing.

Everyone was laughing secretly, and Zeng Xiaoxian laughed even louder, but Chen Meijia was quick to cover Zeng Xiaoxian's big mouth to prevent him from making any more sound.

"What's that sound?" Lu Ziqiao looked around after hearing the noise. Everyone was pretending to chat with each other. Lu Ziqiao felt a little confused, but it quickly disappeared because he could no longer care about anything else and only listened to what was coming from the phone.

"I'm not feeling well now. I can't hold on any longer. Do you think it's because I'm too lonely?" Hu Yifei continued speaking in a baby voice.

Lu Ziqiao was listening with great interest, but the others got goosebumps. Hu Yifei's hoarse voice in front of them was a bit too scary.

"Oh my God, I've said it many times, four-wheeled machines are demons, big demons. How could you let him drive a tractor alone?" Lu Ziqiao continued to talk nonsense insincerely.