In the Apartment: My Cute Girlfriend
Chapter 222: Hunting Cockroaches
"A big rat." Lu Ziqiao replied hurriedly.
"A big cockroach." Zhang Wei quickly replied.
After answering, the two men started glaring at each other again. Zhang Wei, who escaped the disaster, was extremely tough and vowed to defend his eyes to the death. What he saw was a cockroach.
"None of this matters." Yang Yu shook his head. "When I saw it, I immediately remembered something interesting and hurried back to get it."
"So you're not scared?" Rose asked cautiously.
"Of course." Yang Yu nodded.
Yang Yu's inner monologue: "No wonder. I knew this thing might be disgusting, but I didn't expect it to be this disgusting. But I can make myself so powerful, but I didn't expect it to be so disgusting because of a mere mouse? Or a cockroach? Anyway, I was scared by this little thing. How embarrassing. Fortunately, I looked through my old stuff and found an excuse."
Everyone looked at Zhang Wei with amusement, and Zhang Wei cooperated by posing like a defiled girl.
"Next month's rent will be reduced by half, and water and electricity will be free." Rose looked at Zhang Wei speechlessly and sent out telepathic communication.
"I have suffered such great persecution in just one month?" Zhang Wei looked at Rose threateningly and communicated telepathically.
"One month at most, and you are allowed to come up and eat for free." Rose continued telepathically.
Zhang Wei rubbed his chin, as if he felt he could raise the price further. Rose impatiently took out the water gun again.
"Deal." Zhang Wei nodded solemnly.
"What's wrong with you?" Yang Yu was a little confused.
"It's okay, just continue." Rose urged hurriedly. She didn't want to reveal her wild side.
"Everyone, do you want to play a game in the apartment?" Yang Yu didn't think too much about it. He picked up the things in his hand and said to everyone with a smile.
"What is this?" everyone asked, looking at the pile of helmets that looked very similar to their own.
"So cute." Chen Meijia looked at the little dolls with starry eyes.
"Let me introduce them. These helmets are used to control the little people. These little people are made of special metals and cannot be penetrated by bullets." Yang Yu began to introduce them to everyone.
"Because the items Zhang Wei collected were too numerous and too messy, and whether it was a cockroach or a rat, it moved extremely fast. Although it was large compared to ordinary rats and cockroaches, it was still small for us. So it's very difficult to find that thing in 3602 now. But this is based on our physique. If we use this thing, it will be different."
Yang Yu waved his hand, and countless little men appeared in front of him.
"Is that all?" Hu Yifei asked, poking the little doll representing herself with her finger.
"It's worthy of me. Even if he only has one percent of my looks, he's still so handsome." Zeng Xiaoxian exclaimed in admiration while holding his doll.
"I'm sorry for this distortion, but in order to prevent the doll from committing suicide, I still did some artistic processing." Yang Yu felt deeply sorry.
Everyone generously accepted Yang Yu's apology, except Zeng Xiaoxian, of course.
"Although this behavior may cause someone to have unnecessary illusions, it is better to correct one's mistakes once one realizes them." Hu Yifei took the lead in launching the attack.
"That's enough, hey." Zeng Xiaoxian glanced at him helplessly.
"Teacher Zeng, it's not a bad thing for you to face the reality as soon as possible." Lu Ziqiao patted Zeng Xiaoxian's shoulder in a seemingly comforting manner.
"Thank you." Zeng Xiaoxian felt even more helpless.
"You can control the doll by putting on the helmet. You can see a one-to-one perspective of the doll through the display mirror in front of the helmet." Yang Yu introduced the helmet.
"Perspective?" *The three idiots (Zhang Wei, Zeng Xiaoxian, and Lu Ziqiao) suddenly laughed.
"I have a bold idea about this perspective." Lu Ziqiao raised his eyebrows and crossed his legs.
"I have an immature suggestion for your bold idea." Zeng Xiaoxian smiled slyly and crossed his legs.
"As for your immature suggestion, our country has a complete set of criminal laws." Zhang Wei smiled slightly and crossed his legs.
Then the three of them smiled at each other, and then burst into laughter.
"Your thoughts are evil, very, very evil." Lin Wanyu rebuked, but it was not very lethal.
"I really want to slap the three of you against the wall so hard that I can't pull you down." Hu Yifei's words were full of lethality.
"It has been recorded. Do you need to report it?" Rose said the most terrifying words expressionlessly.
The three idiots instantly turned into three little ones, huddled together timidly.
"Okay, that's all for now. The doll has extremely high performance, but it has been restricted for playability. There will be restrictions on unlocking virtual props, and mysterious Easter eggs will be hidden. The one who successfully conquers this cockroach will be the winner." Yang Yu ended his introduction.
"It sounds interesting, but do cockroaches and rats really exist?" Lin Wanyu asked doubtfully.
"No matter whether it is a giant cockroach or a rat, we can't let it stay in the apartment. If it settles down here, we will be doomed." Yang Yu said helplessly.
"I think it's okay. It's boring anyway." Hu Yifei didn't care.
"I don't want to play this, it's boring. Besides, I don't believe in those cockroach and rat things, it's too unscientific." Zeng Xiaoxian crossed his legs proudly.
Yang Yu ignored Zeng Xiaoxian's plan and threw something to him.
"What? You still want to bribe Brother Xian? Do you think you can bribe Brother Xian?" Zeng Xiaoxian picked up the thing proudly and took a look.
It's a mouse.
mouse?
mouse! ! !
"Ah!!!" Zeng Xiaoxian was so scared that he threw it out, and then was grabbed by Hu Yifei without paying any attention.
Hu Yifei looked at the toy in her hand and said speechlessly: "Please, this is just a fake mouse, ouch."
As he said this, he used the fake mouse in his hand to tease Zeng Xiaoxian, and Zeng Xiaoxian suddenly felt goosebumps all over his body.
"Ah, keep that thing away from me, you pervert. I just don't play games, and you scare me with a mouse." Zeng Xiaoxian looked at Yang Yu in disbelief, trembling all over.
"Teacher Zeng, think about it carefully. This one now is fake, but there is a real one in the apartment." Yang Yu pointed at the fake mouse and advised. If he had not been prepared in advance, he would probably be scared by this fake mouse.
"Think about it, you come back in the middle of the night, exhausted and fall on the bed, only to find that there is already a creature sleeping on the bed." Rose cooperated with the intimidation.
"He occupied your bed, ate your food, drank your water, and used your toothbrush." Yang Yu began to tell the story.
"Toothbrush?" Zeng Xiaoxian looked puzzled. What did the mouse use the toothbrush for?
"He might have mistaken your toothbrush for something, something, something..." Yang Yu was still thinking about how to defend himself.
"Toilet paper!!!" Rose answered immediately.
Everyone was silent for three seconds, then burst into laughter.
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