In the Apartment: My Cute Girlfriend

"What is Teacher Zeng doing? Is he so cowardly?" Rose looked at the screen with Yang Yu in room 3701 with dissatisfaction.

The screen showed the scene of Zeng Xiaoxian and Hu Yifei in the living room of 3601. Hu Yifei was lying leisurely on the sofa, while Zeng Xiaoxian wished to stay away from Hu Yifei.

"If they weren't scared, would these two guys have been together until the fifth season? I feel like dealing with these two guys is going to be a long-term battle." Yang Yu touched his chin and sighed.

"But then again, our surveillance cameras won't be discovered, right?" Rose asked worriedly.

"Absolutely impossible. Monitoring flies are invisible to the naked eye. They're tiny and incredibly durable, so there's no need to worry about them being accidentally damaged. Even with their keen senses, they'd probably just think there were more bugs in the apartment lately."

"Hey, do you feel like there are a lot of bugs flying around lately?"

In 3601, Hu Yifei sat on the sofa, looked around, and raised her hands as if to slap a mosquito.

"Oh." Zeng Xiaoxian didn't listen at all, but paced back and forth nervously.

Looking at Zeng Xiaoxian walking around with his arms and legs flailing around, Hu Yifei felt a sense of irritation spreading in her heart and she shouted impatiently.

"It's so annoying. Stop hanging around in front of me and don't force me to do anything."

Zeng Xiaoxian was startled and immediately jumped onto the sofa, but he still hugged the pillow tightly, bit his lips, and his body kept shaking, looking extremely scared.

"Hey, is this necessary?" Hu Yifei was extremely speechless about Zeng Xiaoxian's behavior: "You are going to see your ex-girlfriend, not the living devil."

"It's better to see the King of Hell, and I feel her little universe is getting closer and closer." Zeng Xiaoxian looked at the ceiling with lifeless eyes, and then looked around in horror, as if Laura would teleport and appear in front of him in the next second.

"You can feel this too?" Hu Yifei was a little curious.

"It's a man's intuition." Zeng Xiaoxian excitedly threw away the pillow and covered his chest uncomfortably: "My kidneys are starting to hurt."

"It's hard for you." Hu Yifei nodded seriously and said, "Even though you're covering your stomach."

"My stomach hurts, my liver hurts, my head hurts. It's over. I'm sick." Zeng Xiaoxian collapsed weakly on the sofa, looking as weak as Lin Daiyu.

"Cheer up." Hu Yifei couldn't stand it anymore and slapped Zeng Xiaoxian on the thigh.

Zeng Xiaoxian suddenly jumped up with full energy, covering his legs tightly.

"My legs hurt the most right now."

"Breakups are common in today's society, and it's unacceptable for you to behave like this." Hu Yifei expressed strong disdain for this.

"What do you know?" Zeng Xiaoxian felt very wronged.

"It's just a green hat. If you want to live a good life, you have to have some green on you." Hu Yifei didn't care.

"Oh, if only it were that simple. But I've been with her for eight years, eight whole years, and she told me, 'You're a good person, you're actually really good, you should find someone else...'"

But before Zeng Xiaoxian could finish, Hu Yifei impatiently took over.

"You should find a girl who loves you more than I do. Please, all the bad movies that claim to be about love use this line."

"But..." Zeng Xiaoxian wanted to defend himself feeling wronged.

"But what but? Why are you, a grown man, being so cowardly? It's just that you've been cuckolded." Hu Yifei stood up dissatisfied.

"But she cheated on me for six of the eight years I've been with her." Zeng Xiaoxian felt so wronged that she broke down and burst into tears.

Hu Yifei looked at Zeng Xiaoxian in disbelief. It was so outrageous. Seeing him breaking down and crying, Hu Yifei couldn't help but feel a little regretful and embarrassed on her face.

However, Hu Yifei's apology did not last long. As time went on, Zeng Xiaoxian was still wailing there, and Hu Yifei finally couldn't bear it anymore.

"Stop howling." Hu Yifei roared angrily.

Zeng Xiaoxian was startled and stopped talking decisively, but his mouth was pouting and he looked aggrieved.

Hu Yifei couldn't get angry when she saw Zeng Xiaoxian's behavior, so she had no choice but to comfort him in a lowered tone.

"Okay, then tell me what you plan to do."

But before Zeng Xiaoxian could say anything, the phone suddenly rang. The ding-ding sound sounded like Sadako's call, asking Zeng Xiaoxian to come over and die.

Zeng Xiaoxian was startled by the phone call and jumped away like a spring. Then he stared at the phone with terrified eyes, and then turned to look at Hu Yifei pleadingly.

"Help me listen to who it is, and then I'll decide whether to accept it or not."

Hu Yifei glanced at Zeng Xiaoxian helplessly. Zeng Xiaoxian pouted in a cute way when he saw this. This made Hu Yifei so disgusted that she quickly picked up the phone.

"Hello? Oh, are you going to answer Laura's call?"

Zeng Xiaoxian stared at Hu Yifei in astonishment: "How could I choose not to answer? You've exposed me with just this sentence. You're an idiot. At least you could have covered the phone receiver with your hand."

Hu Yifei rolled her eyes. She didn't want to get involved in this nonsense and just picked up the phone and said, "Xiaoxian is dead. Burn paper if you have anything to say."

After saying that, Hu Yifei hung up the phone. Zeng Xiaoxian watched the whole process of Hu Yifei in amazement.

"Gone?"

As Hu Yifei looked at him with disdain, Zeng Xiaoxian collapsed and fell directly onto the sofa and rolled to the ground.

"Okay, she has something for me to pass on to you." Hu Yifei rolled her eyes.

"What did she say?" Zeng Xiaoxian stopped and asked nervously.

"She said she is across the street now and will come to attend your funeral." Hu Yifei looked at Zeng Xiaoxian with amusement.

"Ah? What did you say?" Zeng Xiaoxian jumped up instantly, then fell down weakly again.

"That's right. If this happens a few more times, she will really be able to attend your funeral." Hu Yifei watched Zeng Xiaoxian jumping around with interest, like a shrimp just caught.

"No, no, I want to retreat." Zeng Xiaoxian stood up again and prepared to escape.

"Calm down and be steady." Hu Yifei advised Zeng Xiaoxian as he watched him walking around.

But soon Hu Yifei became impatient with Zeng Xiaoxian and started yelling at him.

"Sit down for me."

Zeng Xiaoxian straightened his posture immediately. Physical threats were indeed more effective than mental threats.

"Ah, that's the limit of your men's psychological endurance." Hu Yifei shook her head and looked at Zeng Xiaoxian.

How could Zeng Xiaoxian possibly tolerate these words? Even the peeping Yang Yu couldn't tolerate it. If Rose hadn't held Yang Yu back, he would have transformed on the spot.

What? Go down and argue? Are you kidding me?