In the Apartment: My Cute Girlfriend
Chapter 206 The Pervert Everyone Wants to Punish
However, Yang Yu guessed that Lu Ziqiao's sequelae might really be related to his game.
Thinking of this, Yang Yu drank the water feeling a little guilty, but you can't blame him. Don't normal people who play martial arts games focus on the Nine Yin Nine Yang Yi Jin Jing, the Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms and the Dugu Nine Swords, or at the very least the Xiantian Gong Zixia Secret Book?
There are also many other magical weapons and martial arts. Why do these two top-notch ones encounter these strange things?
In order to enhance the physical fitness of the people in the apartment, the matching belts will provide feedback to themselves through data, and naturally the martial arts they practice are the best data.
Of course, the data have been screened, and there will be absolutely no problems with the body, but the illusions created by the human brain itself cannot be reversed by the body.
So it was obvious that Lu Ziqiao's problem was an illusion of the brain. As for why Zeng Xiaoxian didn't feel anything was wrong, maybe it was because he didn't need it.
However, these are all false. If you feel strong emotions, your body will naturally return to its original state.
There was a similar case in reality. A man thought his leg had not healed and was walking with a limp, but he was suddenly frightened and ran away, only to find that his leg had healed long ago.
But it seems that Lu Ziqiao's desire for this is not strong enough.
"I also made appointments with Lingling, Qiqi, Lili, and Duoduo." Lu Ziqiao cried in despair.
"No, it's very strong. There must be something wrong with me." Yang Yu looked at him as if he was looking at trash.
"I didn't find any, how come you found so many?" Zeng Xiaoxian looked at Lu Ziqiao in disbelief. Why did he eat until he was about to vomit, but I was starving to death?
"I've already figured out where the problem lies. With multiple routes running at the same time, there will be a short circuit sooner or later." Guan Gu Shenqi was speechless.
"Oh, what you need to do now is to let your kidneys have a good rest." Zhang Wei gave the closing summary.
"Bullshit, my kidneys are strong enough to be on call 24 hours a day." Lu Ziqiao looked unhappy and even patted his waist in defiance. As a result, he almost fainted from the pain, but fortunately, he was not a pushover.
Lu Ziqiao's inner monologue wall: If a man wants to have healthy kidneys, he must rely on Shenbao. One bottle will make your life refreshing, two bottles will make you less tired at work, and three bottles will make your body immortal. Oh ~ yeah, Shenbao, it tastes great.
Seeing that no one could solve the problem, Lu Ziqiao had no choice but to stand up and prepare to leave.
"Where are you going?" Zhang Wei asked curiously.
"I thought about it. Maybe I'm tired of these vulgar women. I need more intense stimulation. I want to go hunting. Come on." After Lu Ziqiao turned around and explained, he jumped out like riding a horse.
"He's beyond saving." Yang Yu concluded expressionlessly.
"There's no hope!" Zeng Xiaoxian affirmed.
"I'm so envious." Zhang Wei looked excited.
Yang Yu and Zeng Xiaoxian turned to look at Zhang Wei. There is a traitor among us.
"By the way, what did the gesture you made before mean?" Guan Gu Shenqi asked loudly to Lu Ziqiao curiously.
"Isn't this a bad look for me?" Lu Ziqiao turned around, spread out his hands and asked with a puzzled look.
"Then why are the thumbs and middle fingers raised?" Zhang Wei asked curiously while making the same gesture.
"Because the thumb is the thickest and the middle finger is the longest." After saying that, Lu Ziqiao jumped away.
Leaving behind a messy crowd, it turns out that you are the most stupid one.
Bar downstairs.
"Why haven't I seen Ziqiao recently? Where has he been?" Hu Yifei asked curiously while studying the movement of the table tennis ball with the cue in hand.
"I don't know. I haven't seen him for a long time." Lu Zhanbo shook his head innocently.
"This unlucky guy actually dated a girl every half hour. As a result, one girl was late, one girl was early, and one girl was on time, so you should all guess the result."
After Yang Yu finished speaking, he made a powerful shot, and the white balls collided continuously, clearing the table of billiard balls in an instant.
"Oh, it's a good thing he didn't let me see it, otherwise I would never see how I could enforce justice." Hu Yifei angrily smashed the golf club to the ground when she saw that she had lost the game.
"what!!!"
The screams coming from under the table scared the three of them, and they immediately jumped away from the table.
I saw a man slowly crawling out from the stage and raising his red and swollen hand.
"Who is so wicked as to throw things around and hit someone?"
"Lü Ziqiao?"
"How did you end up like this?" Yang Yu picked up a glass of wine. Just as Lu Ziqiao was about to take it, Yang Yu ignored him and drank it all in one gulp.
"Don't mention it." Lu Ziqiao withdrew his hand and couldn't help sighing.
"Hmph, you deserve it. With so many circuits, short circuit is not unusual." Hu Yifei said with disdain.
"Impossible. I have calculated each girl's personality accurately and allocated time reasonably. It is impossible for them all to be squeezed into one time." Lu Ziqiao picked up a glass of water with a very serious expression.
"Is this something a human can do?" Lu Zhanbo was shocked.
"He must be bragging about other things, but he is serious about picking up girls." Yang Yu couldn't be sure, after all, this was an unprecedented ultimate pervert.
Lu Ziqiao's inner monologue: "Want to know my secret? It's simple. I dated twenty-four girls in twelve hours a day, and in the end, nearly fifty of them hit on me. Doesn't that prove something's wrong?"
Chen Meijia flipped through the documents in her inner monologue: "The list Rose gave me didn't specify the time? Never mind, call them all together. Lu Ziqiao, you're dead. Hello, yes, I'm Director Lu's secretary. Our boss really wants to see you. Yes, right now."
A beautiful woman with a curvy figure happened to pass by and walked towards Hu Yifei with a look of surprise.
"Yifei?"
Hu Yifei heard someone calling her, turned around, and recognized the person at a glance.
"Xiaobo?"
When the two saw each other, they were extremely surprised and screamed at the same time to express their surprise.
But Lu Ziqiao, who originally wanted to drink a glass of water to calm down, was frightened again and sprayed out all the water he had just drunk, and even sprayed it on his pants.
It was quite embarrassing for a moment, but how could a pervert's instinct succumb to this? Lu Ziqiao quickly captured the appearance of his prey.
"Who is this Xiaobo?" Lu Ziqiao asked Lu Zhanbo while wiping.
"My sister's old classmate." Lu Zhanbo thought for a moment and answered.
"Xiaobo? I don't think he's small." Lu Ziqiao showed a lewd smile after looking him up and down.
Yang Yu and Lu Zhanbo on the side rolled their eyes at the same time, knowing that this pervert would not give up.
Lu Ziqiao's inner monologue was filled with a lewd smile: "I have a feeling that it's her. I will soon be able to spread my wings and fly high again."
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