In the Apartment: My Cute Girlfriend

"Lu Ziqiao, come out and receive the guests." Yang Yu brought Zhang Wei to 3602 and shouted.

"Accepting customers?" Zhang Wei asked confusedly.

"Here I come." Lu Ziqiao came with a fishy smell.

"Oh my god, what the hell are you doing? Why do you smell like fish again?" Yang Yu complained.

"Good question. It's all Chen Meijia's fault. He flushed away all my fish and refused to admit it. Are you kidding me? How can I tolerate this?" Lu Ziqiao said indignantly.

"So?" Yang Yu asked puzzledly.

"So I dug up the sewer. I have to make some money back." Lu Ziqiao said nonchalantly.

"Hey, stay away from me." Yang Yu said with disgust.

"Don't worry, I've taken a shower. I just don't know why there's a fishy smell after I showered." Lu Ziqiao said puzzled.

At this point, Yang Yu could only ignore it. Should he tell Lu Ziqiao that the bathtub had been turned into a fish tank?

"By the way, I've been talking to you for a long time. Let me introduce you to Zhang Wei, a well-known lawyer." Yang Yu said.

"Ah!" Zhang Wei laughed lasciviously. "I'm still an intern and preparing for the judicial examination in the second half of the year. I'm not really a lawyer yet."

"You're welcome, Lawyer Zhang." "Ah!"

"Yang Yu, is this the guy?" Lu Ziqiao said, pointing to his head.

"Don't overthink it, he's just naive." Yang Yu looked at Zhang Wei's lustful expression and added, "Maybe a little bit."

"He won the Love Apartment grand prize, which gives him half the rent and free utilities for one month. I specially introduced him to you to share the rent." Yang Yu explained.

"Really? When did this grand prize come out? How come I didn't know about it? Is it too late to participate now?" Lu Ziqiao asked anxiously.

"It's too late. It was held just now when you and that producer were having a fight. It's over now." Yang Yu said speechlessly.

"Ah!!! What did I miss? No, no matter how I think about it, it's Zeng Xiaoxian's fault. I have to ask him to make up the difference." Lu Ziqiao left as soon as he said that, thinking of looking for Zeng Xiaoxian.

Yang Yu pulled Lu Ziqiao back and said speechlessly: "Zeng Xiaoxian is up to you, take this Zhang first..."

"Hey" Zhang Wei hurriedly stopped Yang Yu from continuing. Although it was nice to be called Lawyer Zhang, it would be bad if it was too nice. He needed to savor it slowly in the future.

"Let's take this Wei Ge to see the house first." Yang Yu continued.

"Welcome, Wei Ge, please come this way." Lu Ziqiao provided attentive service. After all, no matter how rich Guan Gu Shenqi was, it was better to save some money.

Zhang Wei was taken away directly by Lu Ziqiao, and Yang Yu went directly to visit 3601.

"Teacher Zeng, how have you dealt with the producer?" Yang Yu greeted Zeng Xiaoxian.

"What producer? He's my benefactor." Zeng Xiaoxian said righteously.

"Oh, I originally wanted to teach you a way to please your producer, but I was worrying too much." After saying that, Yang Yu turned around and was about to leave.

"Hey, Brother Yu, Brother Yu, Yu..." Zeng Xiaoxian said with a sly smile.

"Hey, shut up and just say what you want to say." Yang Yu got goosebumps all over his body.

"Brother Yu, you won't just stand by and watch someone die, right?" Zeng Xiaoxian said shyly.

This made Yang Yu very sick: "Teacher Zeng, please put away your magical powers. I have something to say."

"Hehe, haha, so righteous." Zeng Xiaoxian laughed proudly.

"Your producer is so obsessed with Lu Ziqiao. If you prepare a set of Lu Ziqiao's photos, you can win over your producer in minutes." Yang Yu waved his hand and said.

"Amazing! Why didn't I think of that?" Zeng Xiaoxian touched his chin and said, "But how do we convince Lu Ziqiao?"

"Lu Ziqiao doesn't need to be persuaded, just give him money." Yang Yu asked curiously.

"That makes sense. I'll go right away." Zeng Xiaoxian rushed over in a hurry and Yang Yu couldn't stop him.

It is said that when Lu Ziqiao was taking Zhang Wei to see a house, Zeng Xiaoxian rushed in and wanted to take sexy photos of Lu Ziqiao. Zeng Xiaoxian was willing to pay for the men taking photos of men.

This scared Zhang Wei. He thought he had come to some dangerous place and wanted to run away anxiously. Fortunately, Lu Ziqiao knew how difficult it was to have someone to share the rent with, and he refused to let him run away.

Later, after Hu Yifei came back and learned the whole story, he hung Zeng Xiaoxian up and beat him up.

Unfortunately, even with the help of Lu Ziqiao's sexy photos, Zeng Xiaoxian still couldn't figure out the camera lens, and ultimately Zeng Xiaoxian's dream of becoming a TV star was thwarted.

A few days later at the bar...

"Hi, Yifei, are you shopping too?" Yang Yu came to the bar for fun.

"No, Yifei opened an online store." Rose said on the side.

"Ah, Sister Yifei, you also opened a store online." Chen Meijia asked curiously.

"My aunt is a commodity wholesaler. I help her sell almonds, walnuts, melon seeds and other things to earn some extra money." Hu Yifei explained.

"Yifei, do you have any discounted, low-priced items that are about to expire? I'd like to buy them in large quantities." Zhang Wei said shamelessly as he brought over a glass of wine.

"If I had known that you, Sister Yifei, were making this, I would have bought it from you," Chen Meijia said regretfully.

"I just bought two kilograms of crispy plums last week, but when I opened them, I found they were dried plums, which is completely different from what I wanted."

"The merchant even said it was probably because they had been doing it for a long time. What an unscrupulous businessman."

"You can file a complaint. Online shopping is just becoming popular now, so confusion is normal. We are currently rectifying the situation. If you file a complaint, your case will be resolved." Yang Yu said nonchalantly.

"How do you know so much?" Hu Yifei asked doubtfully

"Hey, didn't I tell you? Treasure hunting is my family's business." Yang Yu said subconsciously.

"What?"*3

"Did I say something I shouldn't have said?" Yang Yu was shocked.

"Yang Yu, I don't ask for much. I'm not picky about instant noodles coupons, are there any?" Zhang Wei said flatteringly.

"Don't worry, I will give it to you when the coupons are distributed." Yang Yu guaranteed.

"That's great." Zhang Wei and Chen Meijia said excitedly.

"You mean Xunbao is yours, then why did you give me the Golden Raspberry Shop Award of the Year?" Hu Yifei said angrily.

"Really? Let me check the situation." Yang Yu flipped open his phone and looked at it, then said speechlessly: "Yifei, the negative review rate is 98%. Who else can I give this award to if not you?"

"That's great. It's already dropped two points compared to last month." Lu Zhanbo said as he came over with a drink.

"Yifei, you really deserve the Golden Raspberry Shop Award of the Year." Yang Yu exclaimed.

Yifei stared at the two of them with angry eyes. Yang Yu and Lu Zhanbo hurriedly avoided her. They couldn't afford to offend her.

"From a probability perspective, it's not very realistic." Rose asked doubtfully.

"You don't know, nowadays perverted sellers always give bad reviews," Hu Yifei said, looking at Rose with a look of a young man who had never seen the world.

Hu Yifei became more and more angry as she spoke.

"Look at this, the reason for the bad review, why are your walnuts different from others, damn!"

"And this, the stuff is okay, but the attitude is bad. When did I ever treat you badly? It's inexplicable. Do I have to tell you I love you to be considered a good attitude?"

Lu Zhanbo and Chen Meijia hurriedly comforted Hu Yifei to prevent her from going on a rampage and causing harm to innocent people.