In the Apartment: My Cute Girlfriend

Facing Lu Ziqiao's accusation, Lisa Rong asked excitedly, "What are you talking about?"

"You may have forgotten my name. Let me tell you, my name is..." Lu Ziqiao said righteously.

Lu Ziqiao's inner monologue: "How can I reveal my real name at this critical moment?"

"My name is Lu Bu, and everyone affectionately calls me Xiao Bu."

"That's right, Xiaobu, you are the one I'm looking for."

Lu Ziqi couldn't help but want to strangle his past self. His past self actually had the same mentality as his current self, which had harmed his current self.

"Don't be so unreasonable. Your name is engraved in my heart and engraved in my bones. I call your name in my dreams every night..." Lu Ziqiao was stuck at this point. Damn, what's her name?

"Lisa, Lisa Rong." Yang Yu said in a voice transmission.

Lu Ziqiao's eyes lit up and he said righteously, "Lisa, Lisa Rong."

"I remember I gave you my phone number, but you didn't call me, and you didn't have a cell phone at that time," Lisa Rong questioned.

"Don't change the subject." Lu Ziqiao tried to change the subject, "Is it possible that I don't have a cell phone? Are you saying I can't afford one?"

"That day in the bar, you asked me to borrow my phone and then chatted with me, and you only had thirty cents in your pocket." Lisa Rong was still fooled.

"Have you searched my pants?" Lu Ziqiao tried to turn the tables.

"I also paid for the room." Lisa Rong said sincerely.

This scene made Zeng Xiaoxian and Yang Yu admire him very much.

Lu Ziqiao himself began to doubt whether he was so powerful back then... Bah... was it that excessive?

"I'm very sure, I left you my phone number. And you also promised me that you would call me the next day." Lisa Rong pressed on.

But this still gave Lu Ziqiao an opportunity to break the deadlock: "Please, use your brain to think about it, okay? I only have three cents on me. Where can I call you?"

"Find another girl and ask her to borrow her phone? Am I that kind of person?"

Lu Ziqiao successfully fooled Lisa Rong: "That's right."

"I always remember that you kept drinking Pink Mary that night." Lu Ziqiao took advantage of the situation and refused to give in.

"Pink Mary?" Lisa Rong asked puzzledly.

"Your sexy lips are sparkling, and the scent of your CD perfume is tightly wrapped around me." Lu Ziqiao continued to fool me.

Unfortunately, her ponytail was exposed. Lisa Rong sobered up a bit and asked, "But you know I never use CD perfume."

Fortunately, Zeng Xiaoxian rushed forward to save the situation and said, "Lisa, didn't I tell you? Lu Bu has severe amnesia. The doctor said it's a complication of advanced cancer."

"Me, cancer?" Lu Ziqiao didn't know about the settings Zeng Xiaoxian had added to him without his permission.

"Look, did you see that? He has forgotten that he has cancer again." Zeng Xiaoxian quickly gave Lu Ziqiao a look.

After receiving the message, Lu Ziqiao hurriedly said, "Oh, yes, yes, I often suffer from amnesia. The doctor said it's mild intermittent delirium syndrome on the Pamir Plateau."

"And once he enters the state of amnesia, he will talk nonsense, things like Pink Mary and CD-ROM. Don't take it to heart." Zeng Xiaoxian hurriedly added settings.

"Xiaobu, does that mean you have never forgotten me?" Lisa Rong really believed it.

"No, I never have. You are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. Gentle, pretty, kind, sexy, avant-garde, unrestrained, and full of charm. I am so happy with you. If I had your phone number, why didn't I call you? Am I crazy?"

Yang Yu sighed that when it came to hooking up with beautiful women, Lu Ziqiao was indeed very professional, and he had a lot of tricks up his sleeve.

"Xiaobu, there must be a misunderstanding. I'm sorry." Lisa Rong said in a panic.

"Don't be sorry, you know? You hurt me deeply. Since then, I often borrow girls' phones. Do you know how many times I have to borrow phones to forget you?"

"It's you who deprived me of the chance to be a good person." Lu Ziqiao cried out with tears in his eyes.

"Ziqiao, where is the fish you caught?" Chen Meijia came in and asked.

"Meijia, are you looking for me?" Yang Yu hurriedly stood up and shouted.

Although Yang Yu had been recording the video, it was for them to watch after they reconciled. If Chen Meijia knew the situation now, how would Yang Yu view Chen Meijia's Tathagata Thousand Leaf Hands in the future? (That's a thousand Tathagata Palms.)

As expected, everyone's attention was drawn to Yang Yu, who hurriedly said, "Meijia, the crucian carp are all in the water tank of 3602 toilet."

Yang Yu, who had just entered the bathroom after Lu Ziqiao, knew very well where Lu Ziqiao put the fish.

"Ah, I just went to the toilet, my fish." Chen Meijia came and left in a hurry.

Lu Ziqiao patted his chest with his fist and looked at Yang Yu, saying, "Good brother, be loyal."

Yang Yu also patted his chest with his fist and looked at Lu Ziqiao, saying, "Good brother, I will betray you without hesitation in the future."

Zeng Xiaoxian didn't know why he followed the other two and patted his chest with his fist, saying, "Brother, ah, my chest hurts."

Yang Yu didn't want to continue watching these two idiots performing the cheesy eight o'clock drama.

Following the hurried Chen Meijia to 3602, Chen Meijia opened the lid and saw that there were indeed only a few fish left. She was so upset that she wanted to cry.

Yang Yu said proudly: "Oh, all the fish are gone?"

Chen Meijia glared at Yang Yu, who instantly became intimidated and said, "Lü Ziqiao's fish is gone, so you don't have to pay. My fish is still here."

Yang Yu stood up and pulled open the curtain. The bathtub was full of fish that Yang Yu had caught before.

"Great. Wait a minute, how do we take a shower?" Chen Meijia said happily at first and then with a cold face.

Yang Yu was stunned for a moment. Damn, he had never considered this problem. He was wondering why Lu Ziqiao put the fish there and started filing B.

"It's okay, it's just a few days. Lu Ziqiao will definitely not mind. If Guan Gu Shenqi is really not used to it, just find someone to wash it for him." Yang Yu started the beauty plan.

Sure enough, Chen Meijia fell into the trap and started laughing like a fangirl.

"Meijia, I have something to do, so I'll leave first." Disaster is always one step behind me.

Arriving at the bar downstairs, Yang Yu finally breathed a sigh of relief.

"What are you busy with, everyone?" Yang Yu greeted several people in the bar.

But they ignored him. Lin Wanyu and Hu Yifei even exchanged glances and then shook their heads.

"What do you mean?" Yang Yu asked curiously.

"Wanyu is doing sales now. She wants to find a client who is rich, smart and a little crazy to practice with." Hu Yifei explained.

"Unfortunately, although I am rich, my hopeless intelligence can't help you." Yang Yu said proudly.

"Fei Fei, are you sure he doesn't meet the requirements?" Lin Wanyu asked.

"It's a bit silly, but you can give it a try." Hu Yifei replied.

"Come on, Yang Yu, cooperate with me to act as a client." Lin Wanyu said excitedly.

"OK" Yang Yu made an OK gesture.

Lin Wanyu knocked on the table and pretended to knock on the door.

Yang Yu stood up and pretended to look through the peephole, then completely ignored him and sat back down without moving.

"Yang Yu, what are you doing?" Lin Wanyu frowned.

"Some people just pretend that no one is home when they see they are strangers. What would you do?" Yang Yu replied.

"Stop making trouble and let me continue." Lin Wanyu said dissatisfiedly.

"Okay, who is it?" Yang Yu shouted.

"Why don't you open the door first?" Lin Wanyu said helplessly.

"You didn't introduce yourself and I don't know you, so why should I let you in? What if there are a bunch of big men lying in ambush nearby?" Yang Yuyi said righteously.

"Okay, sir, would you like to buy a copy of our company's latest encyclopedia?" Lin Wanyu introduced directly.

"Oh, you salesman, you have no money, get out." Yang Yu shouted directly.

"Why are you like this?" Lin Wanyu said aggrievedly.

"This is the reality of sales promotion. Almost everyone who is willing to chat with you has the desire to buy, and those who are unwilling will not even give you a chance to continue talking." Yang Yuyi said righteously.

"Ah, then what should I do? This sales white paper only describes the methods after entering the door." Lin Wanyu said dumbfounded.

"Sales requires adaptability. If conditions are available, go for it. If not, create them and go for it." Yang Yu said seriously, "And you have to know that there is no book in this world that can solve all problems for everyone, because not all people are human."

"It's so difficult." Lin Wanyu said a little disappointed.

"Yes, Wanyu, why don't you just give up." Lu Zhanbo hurriedly persuaded.

"No, this is my first job, I must stick to it." Lin Wanyu became excited.

"Yang Yu, let me into the house this time, I will definitely show my true level." Lin Wanyu was excited.

"Okay." Yang Yu stood up and pretended to open the door.

Lin Wanyu pushed open the door and said with a smile, "Wow, what a beautiful and gorgeous three-piece sofa set in the living room."

"Thank you. My girlfriend wants to break up with me because I bought this." Yang Yu poured cold water on Lin Wanyu's enthusiasm with an expressionless face.

"Yang Yu, can't you be serious?" Lin Wanyu said angrily.

"Wanyu, you have to know that there are all kinds of birds in the forest. I have even seen people break up because of different blood types. These are all normal. Believe me, if you can make a sale under such circumstances, it means you are already a qualified salesperson." Yang Yu said nonsense seriously.

"Okay, I'll continue. Sir, would you like to buy a copy of our company's latest encyclopedia?" Lin Wanyu smiled fakely.

"No need. There's nothing you can't find online right now." Yang Yu said disdainfully.

"Books are the ladder of human progress. They always have functions that cannot be replaced by the Internet." Lin Wanyu said proudly.

"But the Internet is the elevator of human progress. Books may not be able to solve problems that the Internet cannot solve." Yang Yu said more proudly.

"If you don't believe me, ask a question." Lin Wanyu said unconvinced.

"You should ask the question." Yang Yu said even more unconvinced.

"Isn't this a sales promotion? Why did it turn into a PK?" Lu Zhanbo said helplessly.