In the Apartment: My Cute Girlfriend

"Meijia, where is my crucian carp soup?" Yang Yu asked excitedly as he returned to 3602.

"Don't worry, you'll be fine. Guan Gu, what are you doing?" Chen Meijia said as a good wife and mother holding a pile of clothes.

"Guess the prizes." Guan Gu Shenqi wrote and drew on a pile of labels.

"It is said that this is a promotion activity of Tsingtao Beer. There is a question about world travel on the back of the label of each bottle of beer. If I collect thirty labels and answer all the questions correctly, I can win the grand prize." Guan Gu Shenqi said excitedly.

"Where did you get so many labels?" Chen Meijia asked.

"I was walking through the beer counter at the supermarket just now, and they..." Guan Gu Shenqi paused halfway through his speech and continued awkwardly.

"I fell down for no apparent reason."

"Guan Gu, have you done something bad again?" Chen Meijia said helplessly.

"Guan Gu, let me warn you first, if the reward amount of the supermarket is high enough, I will betray you." Yang Yu said mercilessly.

"Hehe, I promise this is the last time. Actually, my purpose is not the label, but traveling. I suddenly found that traveling can inspire my creative inspiration." Guan Gu Shenqi said with his hands clasped together.

"What travel?" Chen Meijia asked curiously.

"The grand prize for answering all the questions correctly is a trip for two people to Europe," Guan Gu Shenqi said excitedly.

"Really? How about I help you tear off more labels?" Chen Meijia became even more excited and wanted to run away.

"Meijia, you have lost all your moral integrity." Yang Yu stopped Chen Meijia and shouted helplessly.

"Later I found out that all those labels were useless. The questions were too difficult. I couldn't even answer the first question." Guan Gu Shenqi said frustratedly.

"Excuse me, why is Jianpu Village called Jianpu Village?" Guan Gu Shenqi asked.

"Jianpu Village? Oh, I know. Their village chief must be very frugal and lives a simple life, so it is called Jianpu Village." Chen Meijia said nonsense seriously.

"Well, Meijia, Jianpu Village is a country." Yang Yu said speechlessly.

"Then why don't you just search on Baidu?" Chen Meijia said nonchalantly.

"The IQ of the people who set the questions is just a little higher than ours. If it were so easy to search, wouldn't everyone be able to win the grand prize?" Guan Gu Shenqi explained.

"It seems I need to put in some more effort." Guan Gu Shenqi said passionately.

"Actually, there's no need. Most Internet searches are just superficial. If you can search in depth, it will be a piece of cake. I know that a webpage has detailed information about all the books in the library." Yang Yu said calmly.

Chen Meijia and Guan Gushenqi looked at Yang Yu eagerly, but Yang Yu didn't say anything.

"Then what?" Chen Meijia asked cautiously.

"Oh, you want it." Yang Yu just said it subconsciously, and then he reacted.

Guan Gu Shenqi and Chen Meijia rolled their eyes at the same time, expressing deep contempt for Yang Yu's slow-paced behavior.

"Okay, I'll search it. Jianpu Village, Jianpu Village. Got it. The English name of Jianpu Village is Cambodia. The first time our country established diplomatic relations with the Jianpu Village Dynasty was in the Qing Dynasty. An envoy named De Xing transliterated it and called it Jianpu Village." Yang Yu replied.

"Great, then take a look at the next question." Guan Gu Shenqi said excitedly.

"You guys keep going, I'll go make fish soup. Free trip for two in Europe, I can already see Hawaii waving at us." Chen Meijia was very excited.

"Hawaii? It's in the Pacific Ocean, right?" Guan Gu Shenqi couldn't help but complain.

"Ah!!!" Chen Meijia opened the pot and was about to check the fish soup, but she screamed when she found that the pot was empty.

"What's wrong with you?" Guan Gu Shenqi was startled.

"What's going on?" Yang Yu was also shocked.

"Where is my fish? My fish is gone." Chen Meijia said anxiously.

"Ah, my fish." Yang Yu also said in pain.

At this moment, Lu Ziqiao walked out shamelessly with the fish tail in his mouth.

"Lü Ziqiao!" Chen Meijia collapsed, "Where are the fish I put here?"

"Is that a fish? I thought it was a monster, it's so big." Lu Ziqiao said.

"What did you do to it?" Chen Meijia asked.

"No, what's wrong? Burp." Lu Ziqiao tried to continue fooling around, but the burp betrayed him.

"Okay, give me back the fish." Chen Meijia pushed Lu Ziqiao angrily.

"Click, click."

The two looked back and saw the muzzle of a sniper rifle pointed directly at Lu Ziqiao's face.

"Is this your last words?" Yang Yu said, who was extremely cold unlike usual.

Lu Ziqiao was so frightened that he fainted.

Guan Gu Shenqi and Chen Meijia hurriedly stood up, grabbed Yang Yu and said, "Forget it, forget it."

"Don't worry, this is just a dye gun. The color won't fade for three months. At most it will cause disfigurement." Yang Yu said as he loaded the gun.

"Please." Chen Meijia decisively surrendered to the enemy.

"Hey, it's just a fish. It's not a big deal, but you have to ruin my face." Lu Ziqiao said aggrievedly as he fell to the ground.

"I bought this fish for Guan Gu to nourish his brain." Chen Meijia said angrily.

"Isn't it just a fish?" Lu Ziqiao continued to feel aggrieved.

"That's easy for you to say. If you have the guts to turn into a fish, I'll cook you right now." Chen Meijia said angrily.

"Stop arguing, it's okay, I'm not very picky." Guan Gu Shenqi persuaded.

"Guan Gu-kun, this is no longer a matter of a fish. This is a war, and in war, the winner stands and the loser lies down." Yang Yu picked up the sniper rifle and aimed.

"Yes, Guan Gu is doing a great cause, so this is not just a fish, it is related to Guan Gu's wisdom and my trip to Europe." Chen Meijia said.

"Meijia, what about me?" Yang Yu said speechlessly.

"Don't worry, you'll be there." Chen Meijia said perfunctorily.

"What a mess." Lu Ziqiao didn't understand the logic at all.

"To sum it up in one sentence, return the fish." Yang Yu concluded directly.

"That's right, give me back the fish." Chen Meijia pushed Lu Ziqiao directly.

"At worst, I can go to the market and buy you another one." Lu Ziqiao said helplessly.

Lu Ziqiao's tone made Chen Meijia even more unhappy and she roared angrily.

"Can I buy it at the market? This is what my neighbor Xiao Hei brought me from Dianshan Lake."

"Wild ones, how can they compare to those bought at the market?"

"Why don't you just go catch one for me?"

"Forget it, it's okay, don't make things difficult for Ziqiao." Guan Gu Shenqi persuaded.

"It's quite difficult for him. He can pick up girls, but fish? He can't even hold a fishing rod." Chen Meijia is a professional in mocking Lu Ziqiao.

"Hey, who said I don't know how to do it? I often do these leisure activities." Lu Ziqiao retorted.

"Really? Master Lu. If you have the ability, please help me catch one." Chen Meijia said disdainfully.

"I often fish for this kind of fish. Isn't it in Dianshan Lake? What should I do if I catch it?" Lu Ziqiao counterattacked.

"I bought all of them if they fell off, one hundred yuan per pound." Chen Meijia replied.

"Don't go back on your word. Keep your promise." Lu Ziqiao made the agreement directly.

"If you don't catch anything, you know the consequences." Yang Yu turned on the infrared ray of the sniper rifle scope and shone it at Lu Ziqiao.

Faced with this situation, Lu Ziqiao could only roll his eyes and turn away.

Dianshan Lake...

"I say, you go fishing, what's the point of dragging me along?" Yang Yu asked with all the fishing equipment.

"I accidentally ate your fish, so I wanted to compensate you right away." Lu Ziqiao said humbly.

Lu Ziqiao's inner monologue echoed through the wall: "It's all Xiao Hei. He refused to bring me here no matter what I tried to persuade him to do. He even tried to rip me off for 500 yuan. Luckily, I accidentally mentioned Yang Yu's name, so I didn't have to pay a dime. Rounding it up, that's the same as making 500 yuan. Haha, good."

"Boss, wow, you look so dashing today." Xiao Hei started flattering him mercilessly as soon as he came up.

"How old are you?" Yang Yu asked, avoiding Lu Ziqiao.

"I'm Erwa, but boss, don't mind me. Just call me Xiaohei." Xiaohei also said cautiously.

"Okay, Xiao Hei, let's start." Yang Yu prepared to fish indifferently.

The three of them looked for a suitable place nearby, and Xiao Hei guaranteed that there must be fish there.

Three hours later...

"Where are the fish? Xiao Hei, you are not kidding us, are you?" Lu Ziqiao collapsed.

Lu Ziqiao has an eccentric personality to begin with. If it weren't for Yang Yu's threat and Chen Meijia's temptation of money, he wouldn't have suppressed his temper. The final result was this.

"Wait a little longer, there will definitely be one." Xiao Hei was also very nervous and more frustrated at this time.

You have to know that Lu Ziqiao was only threatened by a disfiguring sniper rifle, but Xiao Hei witnessed Yang Yu's world-destroying power with his own eyes. Xiao Hei wanted to cry but had no tears. He thought it was a good opportunity to flatter him, but ended up flattering the tiger.

Yang Yu was not as upset as they imagined. He had only wanted to scare Lu Ziqiao yesterday to prevent him from getting too arrogant someday. As for Xiao Hei, he was just scaring himself. He was just surprised that he didn't catch any fish.

At this time, a man who was also fishing passed by and said to the three people: "You can't catch any fish here."

"Nonsense, that's where I caught the fish last time." Xiao Hei said anxiously when he heard this.

"It was OK two days ago, but now it's impossible," the passerby replied.

"Why?" Yang Yu asked curiously.

"This is not a pond at all. It's just water accumulated from the heavy rain a few days ago. The water from the pond surged during the rain some time ago and brought a lot of fish here, but I guess they have all been caught in the past few days." The passerby answered and left.

The scene was very awkward for a while, and in the end it was Lu Ziqiao who took the initiative to attack.

"I'm going to strangle you to death, Xiao Hei. You wasted three hours of my life. If you round it up, you owe me a lot of money." Lu Ziqiao pounced directly on Xiao Hei.

"What does it have to do with me? I don't know anything about it." How could Xiao Hei just sit there and wait to die? He ran away decisively.

"thump."

It was very reasonable for them to fall into the pond while playing by it. Yang Yu shook his head helplessly as he looked at the two struggling people.

Lu Ziqiao was the first to lose his hold and fainted. Fortunately, Xiao Hei's Calabash Brothers cassette had been developed to the second stage, and the seven Xiao Heis could exchange cassettes.

The second child switched to the fifth child, controlling the water to bring the two people up.