In the Apartment: My Cute Girlfriend

Just when a welcome...or perhaps not so welcome scene was about to happen, a man suddenly rushed out from nowhere and kicked Ren Jian away with a flying kick.

"Help, Lao Deng." Wu Tong quickly stood up and ran behind the guy, shouting anxiously.

This person was a friend whom Wu Tong happened to meet and chatted with at the same table when he escaped from his marriage. He hated unfaithful people the most.

"My name is Dugu Zhen." The man said to Wu Tong speechlessly, then saw Wu Tong's naked appearance and quickly turned his head, and then shouted to Zeng Xiaoxian in the tree: "Friend in the tree, please show yourself too."

"Hahaha." Zeng Xiaoxian laughed twice before standing up and revealing himself. "It doesn't matter if I show up or not. I'm just passing by, purely passing by."

"You're so good, you actually watched someone die without helping." Wu Tong roared at Zeng Xiaoxian.

"Tsk, you and I have no relatives, why should I save you? What if I, a handsome and dashing man, get killed too?" Zeng Xiaoxian was not ashamed but proud of it, and stroked his handsome face proudly.

"Hey, hey, hey, I can forget about the other things, but the word handsome and elegant has always been used by others to describe me." Wu Tong retorted disdainfully.

"And based on your honor, I am sure you must be safe." Wu Tong continued.

"Wow, three at once, just in time." Ren Jianhui stood up and rubbed his hands excitedly.

"No way, you can bear this?" Wu Tong pointed at Zeng Xiaoxian in shock.

"Brother Xian, it's really dangerous for me to venture into the world alone. It's true that men must protect themselves when they go out." Zeng Xiaoxian was also shocked.

"You bold and lewd thief, tell me your name." Dugu Zhen was too lazy to pay attention to these two idiots.

"I'm afraid you'll be scared to death if I tell you. I'm Yipinxiang, the famous imperial guard. I'm given yellow underwear by the emperor and I'm the best fighter in the world responsible for protecting the princess. I'm Ren Jianhui, with invincible breasts and sloppy legs. Isn't that awesome?" Ren Jianhui listed a bunch of names.

"These days, anyone dares to claim to be the best in the world." Zeng Xiaoxian folded his arms in disdain.

"Then may I ask who you are?" Ren Jianhui shouted dissatisfiedly.

"Listen carefully, I am the vice chairman of the apartment residents' committee under the Love Apartment Street Office, a former disciple of the Huashan Sect, the successor of Dugu Qiubai, the future number one swordsman in the world, a famous radio host, your moon and my heart, a good man, I am Zeng Xiaoxian." Zeng Xiaoxian introduced himself proudly.

"Bitch Zeng?"*3

"Wow, why did you shorten my name to this ridiculous thing? And you, the world's number one swordsman and the radio host, simply shortened me to bitch, and you said it in unison. Did you agree in advance to play a trick on me together?" Zeng Xiaoxian actually understood their logic and started to complain.

"Although it's a long string of things that I don't understand, it sounds very powerful." Ren Jianhui touched his chin with a little confusion.

"I don't care who you are." Dugu Zhen frowned. Why do people in the underworld have more and more names these days?

"That's right, and especially this bastard, he even bullies boys from decent families." Wu Tong put his arm around Dugu Zhen's shoulders and acted like a good brother.

Dugu Zhen glanced at Wu Tong, then quickly turned around and urged him anxiously, "Hurry up and put on your clothes."

"Oh, I have a spare one in my package." Wu Tong hurriedly covered it and left. Only then did he remember that his current look was too dangerous to be photographed, let alone written down.

"Tsk tsk tsk, now I'm going to get stye." Zeng Xiaoxian laughed secretly.

"Come down first." Dugu Zhen threw a stone in dissatisfaction as a hidden weapon.

"Ah, I don't know how to do Qinggong." In order to avoid the stones, Zeng Xiaoxian fell directly from the tree.

"You like to meddle in other people's business, right?" Ren Jianhui stroked his mustache with disdain.

"Okay, since you're so handsome, I'll give you three moves." Ren Jianhui looked Dugu Zhen up and down and roared in ridicule.

A scornful smile played across Dugu Zhen's lips. He moved his body and kicked out with his legs, each one swift and accurate, striking Ren Jianhui's chest fiercely. In the blink of an eye, he had already delivered dozens of kicks.

"Heart-piercing series of kicks!"

Three moves? Thirty moves would have been enough this time.

After Ren Jianhui received more than thirty moves, he gritted his teeth and looked at Dugu Zhen angrily, then slowly raised his finger. Dugu Zhen was ready to fight back, but he turned around and ran away, as if he had made some kind of determination.

"Princess, I was beaten." Ren Jianhui ran away without hesitation.

"Wow, even more mean than me." Zeng Xiaoxian emerged from the bushes with a few leaves on his head. He couldn't help but sigh, "It seems like I still have a lot to learn about meanness."

"Huh? Why should I learn to be mean?" Zeng Xiaoxian was stunned.

Ren Jianhui hurried back to the princess's sedan chair, opened it and wanted to complain to the princess.

As soon as the sedan was opened, the princess was seen in a pile of spider webs. It seemed that she had been waiting for a long time.

"Princess, have you been waiting for a long time?" Ren Jianhui brought up something irrelevant.

"What do you think?" The princess pulled away a pile of spider webs in front of her and stuck her head out in dissatisfaction.

"I'm being chased by someone." Ren Jianhui hurriedly asked for help.

"Don't run." Dugu Zhen happened to catch up at this time.

Later, Wu Tong and Zeng Xiaoxian, who had put on their clothes, also came here. They both wanted to watch the fun.

"What's the matter?" The princess looked at the group of people impatiently. Why were there so many unpleasant things today? It was so annoying.

"She wants to force young men from good families." Dugu Zhen pointed at Ren Jianhui and explained to the princess.

Wu Tong hid behind Dugu Zhen and Zeng Xiaoxian with a wronged look on his face, and even shyly tugged at their clothes.

"You can hide all you want, but don't pull my clothes. They are very expensive." Zeng Xiaoxian helplessly slapped Wu Tong's hand away.

The princess looked at Ren Jianhui speechlessly and said unrulyly that after all, no matter what this guy was like, he was still her subordinate, and she was the only one who could bully her subordinates.

"She forced the young man from a good family with the emperor's permission, that is, according to the order, so what?"

"Wow, this is too barbaric." Zeng Xiaoxian was shocked.

"I am the current Princess Tianxiang. I like to be wild. So what?" Princess Tianxiang jumped out unreasonably with her hands on her hips.

"I just like being barbaric, so what?" Ren Jianhui also jumped out with his hands on his hips, looking like a bully.

"I'm just politely reminding you that this is the middle of nowhere and there are three grown men here. I suggest you rephrase your words." Zeng Xiaoxian crossed his arms in dissatisfaction with the threat.

"I heard that there is a naughty princess in the court who likes to abuse others and treat them as toys. That princess is you." Dugu Zhen looked at Princess Tianxiang with disdain.