In the Apartment: My Cute Girlfriend

"Girl, how about this, I'll take the loss, and we'll get married now."

Lao Ba's eyes unconsciously glanced at Lin Wanyu. Although she was wearing prison clothes, her charm was still hard to conceal. Suddenly, his eyes lit up and he looked at Lin Wanyu and boldly made a suggestion.

"Me?" Lin Wanyu pointed at herself in disbelief.

"That's right, there's no doubt that the lucky one is you." Lao Ba nodded shamelessly in admission.

"Asshole, I'm going to strangle you to death." Lu Zhanbo came to his senses instantly and continued to strangle Lao Ba. No one could snatch Wan Yu from him.

"Oh my god, here you go again." Lao Ba continued to struggle speechlessly.

"What happened just now was a personal vendetta." Lu Zhanbo explained to Lao Ba.

"What about now?" Lao Ba suddenly became curious and asked subconsciously.

"Now it's a blood feud." Lu Zhanbo pinched hard with both hands.

"I think it's revenge for stealing his wife." Lao Ba raised his eyebrows and said confidently.

"What do you care about me?" Lu Zhanbo was angry and embarrassed.

"Bastard, I'm going to fight you." Lao Ba didn't expect Lu Zhanbo to play by his own rules. His face turned red and he was about to be unable to bear it, so Lao Ba also pinched Lu Zhanbo's neck.

"Let me go." Lu Zhanbo shouted through gritted teeth.

"You let go first." Lao Ba also gritted his teeth.

"You let go first, I won't." Lu Zhanbo's face gradually turned red.

"You loosen first, then I will." Lao Ba's face turned deep red.

"Then I'll count to one, two, three and let go at the same time." Lu Zhanbo's veins popped out and he was about to die.

"Okay." Lao Ba's veins popped out and he was about to die.

"One, two, three!"*2

Neither of them let go of their hands, and they even held on harder.

"Shameless villain." "Despicable villain."

"Hey, I think we can't stand it anymore. No more tricks. Count to one, two, three and let go at the same time." Lao Ba's face turned purple.

"I agree." Lu Zhanbo's face also turned purple.

"One, two, three!"*2

This time, both of them let go at the same time, then leaned against the wall and began to take deep breaths. It turned out that being able to breathe the air freely was such a comfortable thing.

"You two idiots." The young master rolled his eyes at the two of them. What was there to fight about?

"Hey, I helped you catch a big thief. Where's my reward?" A "man" in blue clothes at the door shouted as he chased the constable who wanted to get off work.

"Your money is indispensable, come with me." The constable had no choice but to take him away first.

The man in blue gave the guy who had just been jailed a subtle wink, but it was this wink that made him notice the young master who was rolling his eyes, and he was captivated by him at first sight.

"This little brother is so handsome." The man in blue couldn't help but admire in his heart.

"Hey, hey, hey, don't disturb my sleep." The man in prison leaned aside confidently, as if he knew he would not die.

"You will die tomorrow, and there will be plenty of time for you to sleep." The young master cursed mercilessly. You are about to die, who will care about you.

"It would be better if we chatted with each other." Lao Ba broke down again.

"I'm going to be beheaded tomorrow, I'm really curious." Lin Wanyu smiled innocently.

"Hey, buddy, I felt that she was a little perverted from the beginning. Now it seems that she is not just an ordinary pervert, but the most perverted among perverts." Lao Ba patted Lu Zhanbo with an expression that said that your life will be difficult in the future.

Lu Zhanbo ignored him and curled up in the corner depressed. He was very disappointed with himself.

The man in jail had a good attitude and spoke nonchalantly.

"Maybe tomorrow some heavenly soldiers or gods will come to rescue me. I hope they are still in the human world."

The next day, in front of the execution platform.

A group of five people knelt in a row, under the scorching sun, and five executioners slowly walked up to the execution platform.

One of the executioners spat on the knife, making the whole knife extremely dirty.

"Can you be more hygienic? Hey, you used this knife to cut my neck, and you spit on it, you bastard. Aren't you disgusting?" Lao Ba shouted dissatisfiedly. The executioner happened to be the one behind him.

"Okay, we're all going to die anyway. It doesn't matter if we die beautifully and hygienically or ugly and dirty." Lu Zhanbo was speechless. The fear of death that had just risen in his mind was extinguished by this guy.

"That's right. Your head is going to fall off in a moment. Is it necessary for you to care about it?"

The executioner was also speechless. He had beheaded so many people, but this was the first time someone talked to him about this. Usually, the person would either beg for mercy and cry, or become mentally ill and talk nonsense, or he would just try to make the person die quickly by hitting him hard.

"Oh, that's hard to say. You've never died before. What if you become conscious but can't speak?"

Lao Ba was very dissatisfied. The executioner was also in the service industry. How could such an attitude be acceptable in today's world?

The executioner was helpless and gave in. He chose to exchange his knife with the executioner next to him.

"Of course, don't think you can do whatever you want just because you have a knife." Lao Ba was very proud.

But when Lao Ba saw the knife he had exchanged for him, he was even more speechless. There were food residues on the knife, and a few cockroaches were stubbornly playing hide-and-seek on it. He looked at the executioner in disbelief. It would have been better not to exchange it.

At this time, a constable came up and said to the last executioner, "There are too many people to be beheaded today, and we are running out of knives."

"Hey, why not just point my knife at him?" Lao Ba suddenly shouted excitedly. It doesn't matter if he dies early or late, so why not die later?

"Okay." The constable nodded, and the executioner took the knife.

Lao Ba was laughing secretly, but the executioner took out a butcher knife from behind.

"Hey, what's going on?" Lao Ba asked in shock.

"Oh, the knives weren't enough, so I used a butcher knife instead. I didn't expect you to be so enthusiastic and take it on your own initiative. Don't worry, I was a butcher before I got into this business, so I'm sure you won't feel any pain."

The executioner waved the knife in his hand triumphantly.

"Then thank you." Lao Ba collapsed.

At this moment, on the eaves in the distance, the man in blue from yesterday quietly climbed up.

"Hey, if anything happens, just follow me." The man who was imprisoned yesterday said in a low voice after seeing this, it was fate that they would be beheaded together, so if they could be saved, they would be saved.

The other four people couldn't help but raise their eyebrows after hearing this. Is there something going on?

"The time has come." The chief constable, who was also the person offended by the young master and the eighth brother, shouted proudly.

The official who was dozing off was awakened, but his subordinate was his wife's brother, and he was henpecked, so he smiled awkwardly and dropped the token.

"Beheaded."

The five executioners raised their knives high, and the butcher knife among them was so obvious.

Seeing this, the man in blue chuckled calmly, then drew his bow and shot five sharp arrows whistling towards the five executioners.