"Call me Teacher Chen." Chen Meijia waved the blackboard brush in her hand without hesitation.

Suddenly, Lu Ziqiao and Zeng Xiaoxian began to tremble all over as if they had been electrocuted.

"Okay, students, first welcome the Dean to the class. Please give him a round of applause."

At this time, a beautiful woman in leather jacket walked in.

"Hu Yifei!!!" Zeng Xiaoxian and Lu Ziqiao shouted again.

As expected, the two were shocked again as teacher Chen Meijia swung her teaching stick.

Outside the screen, Hu Yifei looked at herself in the video and glared at Yang Yu.

Yang Yu didn't intend to take the blame and said hurriedly: "This construction is based on their inner thoughts. It has nothing to do with me."

Hu Yifei immediately guessed that the problem must be with Zeng Xiaoxian, so she angrily waved her hand and hit Zeng Xiaoxian directly on the chest.

Zeng Xiaoxian, who had just been electrocuted, was shocked to see Hu Yifei wearing a leather jacket and looking so handsome. Suddenly, he felt a pain in his heart and couldn't help but think: "Could it be the feeling of being moved? But she is Hu Yifei."

"No, it's a myocardial infarction." Yang Yu guessed what Zeng Xiaoxian was thinking when he saw his expression, so he complained inwardly.

Fortunately, Zeng Xiaoxian didn't say it, otherwise he would not have survived the next day.

"Today's test has five questions in total. If you answer three questions correctly, you will pass. If you fail..." said Hu Yifei in leather jacket.

"What will happen?" Lu Ziqiao and Zeng Xiaoxian asked tremblingly.

"You don't want to know." Hu Yifei in leather jacket said with a wicked smile.

"Okay, first question, if I were your girlfriend, would you love me if I told you I loved you? Please answer yes or no." Chen Meijia asked the question.

"The answer to this question is of course love." Zeng Xiaoxian said proudly as he adjusted his hair.

“Beep~beep~”

"Sorry, I'll give you an electric shock if you answer the question wrong." Hu Yifei in leather jacket said with a smile.

"Ah!" Zeng Xiaoxian was shaking all over from the electric shock.

Lü Ziqiao was startled and quickly replied, "Then I choose not to love you."

“Beep~beep~”

"Wrong answer." "Wait..." "One electric shock."

"Ah!" Lu Ziqiao was also shaking all over from the electric shock.

"Then what is the answer?" Zeng Xiaoxian asked puzzledly.

"The answer is to look at the other person's eyes lovingly for three seconds, nod your head heavily and answer with a firm "hmm", then hug her." Chen Meijia said with a crazy look on her face.

"Isn't this a multiple-choice question? Which planet gave these answers?" Zeng Xiaoxian collapsed and asked, "Lü Ziqiao, what are you doing?"

"Take notes. Why didn't I think of this?" Lu Ziqiao seemed to have discovered a new world.

"I used to always say that this knowledge point is very important and must be tested, but look what happened to you." Chen Meijia said with the face of a class teacher.

"This is our first class, teacher." Zeng Xiaoxian complained.

"Don't worry about these details, just listen to the question. If your girlfriend asks you if her clothes look good on her, please answer." Chen Meijia continued.

The two people who had been cheated once were very alert this time.

"Teacher Zeng, what do you think?" "I think..."

"During the exam, you are not allowed to whisper. The first time you do so, you will be given an electric shock as a warning." Hu Yifei, wearing a leather jacket, waved the teaching stick.

Zeng Xiaoxian and Lu Ziqiao instantly turned into afros and exhaled a puff of black smoke.

Lu Ziqiao suddenly had an idea and said, "I know, my girlfriend looks good in anything she wears."

"Sweet talk, ten electric shocks, execute immediately." Chen Meijia gave the order directly.

"Ah? Ah!" Lu Ziqiao was anxious.

Zeng Xiaoxian and Lu Ziqiao on the screen were miserable, while Yang Yu and Hu Yifei outside the screen were smiling happily.

"Classmates, I have told you so many times, details, pay attention to details." Chen Meijia was furious.

"I should have told her to come and spin around for me, and then when she was done, I should have grabbed her and said she looked pretty."

"These are all easy questions. You all don't pay attention in class, so you must be confused now."

"Didn't she just say not to pay attention to the details?" Zeng Xiaoxian complained.

"This is normal, just like when we were cleaning, the teacher told us to treat the school as our home, but every time you were late, he would say that you treated the school as your home." Lu Ziqiao replied.

"Now for the third question, if your girlfriend tells you that you are fat, please answer."

Having been punished once for whispering, Zeng Xiaoxian and Lu Ziqiao began to exchange glances.

"How to do?"

"Teacher Zeng, I've been punished ten times. This time it's your turn."

"You must be joking. This should all be yours."

"But you're here now, even if you didn't want to. Don't worry, the organization will remember your contribution."

"Bullshit, why don't you go? The organization will remember your contribution."

"Zeng Xiao Xian!"

"Lu Ziqiao!"

“Beep~beep~”

“We didn’t answer?”*2

"Yes, but you have exceeded the time limit. You will be given an electric shock." Chen Meijia said righteously.

"Then what is the answer?" Lu Ziqiao climbed out of the pain and learned something.

"The answer is that there is no solution to this question, so the best option is not to ask her this question."

“That’s fine.”*2

"Actually, this question is a bit beyond the syllabus. As long as you answer most of the questions, you can get some points."

With a thud, Lu Ziqiao and Zeng Xiaoxian fainted on the table.

"You have failed now because you got all three questions wrong, but I remind you that if you get zero points, the punishment will be doubled." Hu Yifei in leather jacket said casually.

Zeng Xiaoxian and Lu Ziqiao immediately stood up and sat upright like good students.

"Okay, now for the fourth question. Your girlfriend introduces you to her best friend. Afterwards, she asks you what you think of her. Please answer."

"Details, pay attention to the details, Ziqiao." Teacher Zeng's eyebrow dance conveyed the message.

Lu Ziqiao nodded heavily and made an OK gesture to indicate that everything was left to him.

"Is she lonely?"

Lu Ziqiao's answer dealt a heavy blow to Zeng Xiaoxian.

Even Chen Meijia's expression changed: "Shameless, electric shock punishment, 100,000 volts."

"what!!!"

Lightning flashed down, and Lu Ziqiao turned into carbon in an instant.

Chen Meijia stepped forward and slapped Lu Ziqiao in the face. Lu Ziqiao did three and a half turns in the air and landed back on the chair.

After the carbon block on the chair broke and fell off, the intact Lu Ziqiao came out again.

But his eyes had lost their luster, like a salted fish.

Zeng Xiaoxian sighed. Seeing the situation, he could only rely on himself now. "Let me complete this magnificent comeback."

Hu Yifei sighed: "The answer is that she is quite sincere to you and is a good person."

"Now for the fifth question. Your mother and I fell into the water. Who will you save?" Hu Yifei took over and asked. After all, at this moment Chen Meijia was trying to wake Lu Ziqiao up by slapping him one after another. It was unclear whether he would wake up or not, but Chen Meijia was quite happy doing it.

Zeng Xiaoxian was so shocked by this question that he almost vomited blood and felt his head buzzing.

"Save my girlfriend? No. Save my mom? No, that's not right. I can't swim." Zeng Xiaoxian said happily.

"Suppose you can swim." Hu Yifei said helplessly.

"No, there's no way I could learn to swim," Zeng Xiaoxian said proudly.

"Suppose we just pull it up by the river."

"Then why don't I pull both?"

"If you pull both, you'll fall. You can only pull one."

"Hey, my mother can swim. She can save my girlfriend directly. I am such a genius." Zeng Xiaoxian said happily.

"Suppose your mother can't swim."

"You must be kidding! My mom said that even if she forgot about me, she would never forget to swim."

"Suppose you are holding two ropes in mid-air, one tied to your girlfriend and one tied to your mother. But now you don't have enough strength to let go of one rope. Which one would you let go of?"

"No, I'm afraid of heights."

"Suppose you're not afraid of heights?"

"No, I don't have the strength to pull up two people." Zeng Xiaoxian said proudly.

"Suppose you have the strength."

"That won't work either. What if the rope isn't stable enough and breaks when I move?"

"Assuming the rope is strong."

"What if her hands slip while she's pulling?"

“Assuming the rope is tied very tightly.”

"Then I can finish one and then pull the next one."

"No, as soon as you pull one, the other one will break."

"And you just said the rope was very strong?"

"There's a mechanism on the ropes. If you pull one, the other will break."

"Then I'll hold on and buy them some time."

"But you don't have enough strength. You have to pull one of them."

"Didn't you just say I was strong?"

"I just said...I...you"

"Time's up, collect the papers. Zeng Xiaoxian got zero points, Lu Ziqiao got zero points." Hu Yifei was so angry that she fainted and was declared the loser.

"Wait a minute..." Zeng Xiaoxian tried to struggle.

"The high-altitude skydiving without a parachute begins." Hu Yifei pulled the rope that appeared out of nowhere.

Two big pits suddenly opened up under Lu Ziqiao and Zeng Xiaoxian's feet, and the two fell directly into them.

"what!!!"

Suddenly, the two of them jumped up from the sofa. When they came to their senses, they found that it was neither a classroom nor ten thousand meters high, but Love Apartment 3602.

"What happened to us?"

"Am I dreaming?"

Zeng Xiaoxian was thinking in disbelief when the door was pushed open and a group of people walked in.

"Teacher Zeng, what's wrong with you?" Yang Yu asked curiously after coming in from the door.

"Hmph, I guess he's having a seizure again." Hu Yifei said sarcastically.

"It must be Lu Ziqiao's fault." Chen Meijia threw dirty water on Lu Ziqiao without saying a word.

"Chen Meijia!!!" Lu Ziqiao shouted angrily.

"What can I do for you here?" Chen Meijia said disdainfully.

The situation was so real that Lu Ziqiao began to doubt whether it was really a dream.

"By the way, we have prepared a party for you tonight." Yang Yu said happily.

"What party?" Zeng Xiaoxian found something was wrong.

"Ancient costume party." Yang Yu said with a smile: "It's an ancient style club that Rose joined. It's full of handsome men and beautiful women."

"Party!!!" Chen Meijia and Lu Ziqiao exclaimed at the same time.

"Wait, there is only one truth." Zeng Xiaoxian said as he put on glasses he had taken out from somewhere.

"By the way, there are fans of yours, Teacher Zeng, in the Gufeng Society. They are all beautiful girls." Yang Yu added.

"This must be true." Zeng Xiaoxian said with a sly smile, "When is the party?"

"Now."

"Now?"

"Yes, now."

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