In the Apartment: My Cute Girlfriend

"Okay, I say, you three should stop making such a fuss, okay?" Hu Yifei was speechless.

"Of course I have to find out. My favorite aunt was suddenly moved from Narnia to a mental hospital. I wrote to her when I was a child, waiting for her to take me with her." Lu Zhanbo was so excited that he almost jumped up.

Zeng Xiaoxian's inner monologue wall:

"Narnia Sanatorium, one shot for complete cure, no irritation, sleep early, 20% discount for less money."

"During the national promotion period, the price is only 998. Get admitted immediately and you will also receive a diamond-encrusted kitchen knife with eight stars and eight arrows. Narnia Sanatorium is very effective."

Yang Yu forcefully inserts into the inner monologue wall:

"I won't be accepting gifts this year. If I am accepting gifts, the only one I will accept is Narnia."

"Narnia Sanatorium has been the leading sanatorium resident for six consecutive years, with a population that could circle the earth twice."

"If you're afraid of depression, come to Narnia."

"If you want the best convalescent technology, come to Narnia"

"You are my Narnia."

“Duang。”

"I still can't accept why my aunt is in a mental hospital." Lu Zhanbo fell on the sofa.

Hu Yifei hated Lu Zhanbo for not fighting for the truth.

"Silly boy, I thought you would understand when you grow up. Think about it, when your aunt was a kid, every time she came to visit, your dad would happily announce, 'Your favorite aunt is here to visit! Come downstairs and greet her!'"

"But later, every time my aunt came, my father would say, 'Aunt is coming! Quickly hide the kitchen knife and other things that can hurt people!'"

"Until the end, every time my aunt came, my father would say, 'Aunt is coming, everyone run for your lives!' Don't you remember that?"

"I don't remember anything about my childhood." Lu Zhanbo said innocently.

"Schizophrenia-induced spongiosis of brain tissue can lead to slow amnesia." Zeng Xiaoxian enjoyed watching the fun.

"Ah, I was wondering why I always forget important things." Lu Zhanbo said painfully.

"Zhanbo, don't worry. Slow amnesia may not necessarily be schizophrenia. It may be Alzheimer's disease." Yang Yu also enjoyed watching the fun.

"Ah!!!" Lu Zhanbo let out a painful cry.

"Brother, I promise you are 100% normal." Hu Yifei couldn't bear it anymore and comforted him.

"So far."

Yang Yu and Zeng Xiaoxian spoke in unison and clapped each other's hands. Hu Yifei glared at them.

"I'll start doing push-ups over and over, or I'll keep moving my parking space. Last night I imagined myself turning into a white fox running in the rain. Do you think there's something wrong with me?"

"Okay, fifty percent." Faced with Lu Zhanbo's strange situation, even Hu Yifei began to feel uncertain.

"Do you have any spiritual sustenance, self-relaxation, leisure activities or the like?" Zeng Xiaoxian asked.

"I've been listening to the radio program you host every day recently. Your moon is my heart." Lu Zhanbo's answer made Zeng Xiaoxian smile obscenely.

"It's over, it's late." Yang Yu looked up and sighed. The team that had just been in perfect harmony immediately fell apart. Yang Yu gave Zeng Xiaoxian a powerful backstab.

"What? My aunt's biggest abnormality before she became ill was that she listened to this program crazily." Hu Yifei followed up with a powerful blow.

"Hey, your aunt had my show at that time." Zeng Xiaoxian was determined not to take the blame.

"It's just that at that time, the show wasn't called "Shamao" yet, and the host was another Shamao. The good man was me, Zhang Xiaobin." Hu Yifei finished off the attack and pinned Zeng Xiaoxian to the grave, unable to move.

At this time, Lu Zhanbo staggered like a zombie.

"Where are you going?" Hu Yifei asked.

"Which hospital is my aunt in? I want to go see her." Lu Zhanbo turned around and looked at everyone expectantly: "Do you think I can still be saved?"

Everyone was silent, waiting for Lu Zhanbo to leave.

"Then how do you plan to solve Ziqiao's problem?" Yang Yu asked.

"His problem is indeed very serious. It is exactly the same as my aunt's symptoms back then. He also keeps copying notes. How about we find a psychologist for him?" Hu Yifei suggested.

"I think he would be even more nervous if we found a psychologist for him," Zeng Xiaoxian retorted.

"It's better to find a professional doctor than to listen to those radio show hosts who only know how to make sarcastic remarks," Hu Yifei said sarcastically.

"I'm just suggesting that we should take a long-term view and not act rashly. This is not at all a sarcastic remark." Zeng Xiaoxian said anxiously.

"And nowadays, psychologists are just like all those consulting firms out there. They take out your watch, tell you the time, and then put it in their pocket. This is pure robbery."

"You haven't seen a psychiatrist, how do you know?" Hu Yifei said dissatisfiedly.

"Who said I haven't seen it?" Zeng Xiaoxian retorted.

"Really? So you went to Narnia too." Hu Yifei said with a smile.

"You just went to Narnia. I know Ziqiao's situation very well. Unhappiness comes and goes quickly. Just buy him an ice cream." Zeng Xiaoxian said casually.

"Humph, our family used to treat my aunt the same way. Three months later, she started imagining herself as a refrigerator and started poking her fingers into the sockets," Hu Yifei said disdainfully.

"I think the most important thing about this situation is that it helps him have the ability to overcome psychological difficulties." Yang Yu put forward his point of view.

Zeng Xiaoxian also put forward his own views.

“The key is love.”

"What Ziqiao needs is true love, the care that comes from humanity. You have to let him know that there are many friends in this world who care about him. Only then can he break free from the haze of heartbreak."

“We want to deliver warmth.”

"Send warmth? How do you plan to send it?" Hu Yifei asked curiously.

"Send him food, drinks and toys, so that he can feel the warmth from the inside out." Zeng Xiaoxian said righteously.

"I still think the way to overcome fear is to face it head-on. I have recently researched a machine, virtual reality, which can materialize fear. If your methods don't work, you can try mine." Yang Yu said leisurely while lying on the sofa.

"Virtual reality? Do you mean something like Inception?" Zeng Xiaoxian asked.

"Yes, but Mr. Zeng's Inception was released in 2010. Logically, you should know about it next year." Yang Yu said speechlessly.

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"Action!"

"Virtual reality." Zeng Xiaoxian said seriously, "What is that?"

"You can think of it as a virtual game that is exactly the same as reality," Yang Yu replied.

"Is there that kind of...you know." Zeng Xiaoxian smiled obscenely.

"Even if you have it, you can't write it, Teacher Zeng." Yang Yu asked speechlessly.

"Get out of here! I really want to install a flush toilet in your head to flush away all those filthy things." Hu Yifei angrily scolded Zeng Xiaoxian.

"Then Teacher Zeng's entire brain was washed away." Yang Yu said with a smile.

"Is your thing really useful?" Hu Yifei was very curious.

"It's still in the research stage. When it's successfully developed, we'll invite everyone in the apartment to play in virtual reality." Yang Yu replied, "But for now, you can use it to test it on Ziqiao."

"Will it be dangerous?" Zeng Xiaoxian asked worriedly.

"Don't worry, there is absolutely no danger. The only drawback is that it is too close to reality, making it difficult for people to distinguish between illusion and reality. But an electric shock will be enough." Yang Yu answered seriously.

"Electric shock!!!"*2

Hu Yifei and Zeng Xiaoxian still planned to try their method before finally deciding whether to use Yang Yu's machine.

Yang Yu was lying on the sofa bored and was about to go back upstairs when he heard a knock on the door.

Yang Yu opened the door and saw a child.

"Hello, uncle. We are donating money for the Siberian tigers. Do you want to join us? Look, this is a photo of a Siberian tiger. There was freezing rain in Antarctica, and many Siberian tigers were soaked and frozen to death." The child handed the photo to Yang Yu.

Yang Yu took the photo and looked at it. He had no idea who photoshopped the photo, it looked so fake.

"What does freezing rain in Antarctica have to do with the Siberian tiger?" Yang Yu asked speechlessly.

"Uncle, you didn't have money to go to school when you were a child, so you don't even know this." The child tried to change the subject.

"It is because I have read books that I know that the Siberian tiger is not in the Arctic. Otherwise, why is it called the Siberian tiger? You little liar." Yang Yu grabbed the child who was trying to slip away.

"Help! Someone has kidnapped my child." The child struggled but to no avail.

"Yang Yujun, what's wrong with you?" Guan Gu Shenqi heard the shouting and asked anxiously.

"Uncle, help!" The child saw the opportunity and hurriedly asked for help.

Guan Gu Shenqi hurriedly tried to pull Yang Yu's hand away, and Yang Yu followed his lead and let go of the child's hand.

As soon as the child saw that the hand holding his had been let go, he stopped crying and ran away in an instant.

Guan Gu Shenqi was stunned when he saw this scene: "What's going on?"

"That kid wanted to trick me into donating money. I wanted to catch him and call the police, but now he's slipped away." Yang Yu said helplessly.

"That won't work. This is a scam. It's like a murder." Guan Gu Shenqi said angrily.

"Mr. Guan Gu, a gentleman can be killed but not humiliated." Yang Yu corrected.

"Learn until you are old, live until you are old. By the way, Yang Yujun, I will help you catch him back now." Guan Gu Shenqi ran towards the child anxiously.

After Guan Gu magically left, Yang Yu asked after the belt around his waist emerged: "Rose, use the data to infer the child's walking direction and detect whether there is anyone nearby."

Rose, who was watching a TV series in room 3701, turned her chair around after hearing Yang Yu's voice. The small computer she was watching the TV series on instantly expanded into a screen, and countless machines emerged to form a huge control panel.

Countless data streams emerged and began to converge into the Love Apartment building model. All relevant monitoring facilities began to repeatedly play unmanned footage. The data inferred the child's walking route and determined the best route and sent it to Yang Yu's brain.

Yang Yu chuckled softly and turned around before jumping from the windowsill, landing easily in front of the fleeing child.

The child fainted from fright at the sudden appearance of the figure.

Guan Gu Shenqi then came out from the door and saw Yang Yu holding the child. He asked curiously, "Mr. Yang Yu, why did you come down so quickly?"

Yang Yu smiled and said, "Take the stairs."

After the child was sent to the police station, they learned that many people nearby had been scammed. Furthermore, after waking up, the child kept talking nonsense, saying things like people falling from the sky, Antarctic freezing rain, polar bears, Siberian tigers, giraffes, and even giant pandas that froze to death.

I heard that when the child’s parents arrived later, the child’s screams could be heard even on the next street.