System: I am always awesome in the NBA

Now that you are here, you might as well watch it first!

What if it's a good movie? The odds are slim though.

The plot unfolds slowly.

A Hao (Lin Hao) is an extremely talented NBA basketball star.

But injuries and personal problems caused his form to decline and he was marginalized by the Knicks.

At this time, Ahao's basketball career fell into a trough, but his girlfriend Ani (Britney) has been silently supporting him behind the scenes.

Love becomes the spiritual pillar for Ahao to regain his confidence.

No one found it strange at all that such a great queen appeared in the movie.

But the next scene made them explode.

Because the King of Pop showed up.

A scientist named Michael (Michael Jackson) invented a basketball simulator that can travel through time, space and dimensions.

But an accident occurred in the experiment, causing the disorder of time and space, and the balance of the basketball universe was threatened.

At the same time, many basketball masters from outer space emerged.

At this moment, astronomical observatories around the world simultaneously captured a set of chilling signals: aliens are about to invade the earth.

These alien life forms come from distant galaxies, and their technological level far exceeds human imagination.

The interstellar battleships they drove covered the sky and the sun, and their weapons and equipment could easily destroy cities. For a time, the earth was shrouded in a haze of panic.

Just when everyone was in despair, a scholar who had conducted in-depth research on communication with extraterrestrial civilizations proposed a bold idea:

Alien civilizations have a unique admiration for the spirit of competition. Perhaps a fair sporting event can resolve this crisis.

After intense discussion, this proposal was approved by the majority.

The Earth used advanced communication technology to send a signal to the alien fleet, expressing its wish to decide the outcome with a basketball game.

Unexpectedly, the alien civilization responded quickly and agreed to this special "duel".

So, under the watchful eyes of billions of people around the world, a basketball game concerning the fate of the earth is about to begin.

"Oh my goodness! The King of Pop is making a guest appearance!"

"This opening alone is worth the price of admission!"

The audience suddenly became excited.

"My sacrifice tonight was worth it!"

Jack was extremely excited.

In the movie, Hao returns home alone and sees his girlfriend Ani watching his old game videos in the living room.

"Darling, you used to be so good! When can you play like you used to again?"

"I might never go back, baby."

Accompanied by the low and depressing background music, the audience's hearts sank.

At this moment, they also thought of the setbacks they had suffered in the past.

However, only by finding hope in despair can life be brilliant, isn't it?

In the movie, Ahao, who has lost hope for the future, accidentally meets Brother Long (played by Brother Cheng Long).

Under the guidance of Brother Long, Ahao began to learn Chinese Kung Fu and integrated Chinese Kung Fu into basketball.

With his kung fu basketball skills, he gradually returned to his peak form and the Knicks accepted him back.

(Look familiar? That’s right, that bastard Lin Hao introduced the plot of “Kung Fu Panda” into the movie.)

"Wow! Cheng Long also made a cameo appearance!"

"Wow! What a creative idea! Combining Kung Fu and basketball is amazing!"

The eyes of the audience in the United States lit up instantly.

As the plot deepens, pop divas and Hollywood stars such as Madonna, Taylor Swift, Drew Barrymore, and Destiny's Child appear one after another.

The audience let out bursts of exclamations.

"It only cost a dozen dollars to see so many stars. This is definitely the best movie-watching deal of my life!"

Jack's new wife Mary's eyes were filled with tears of excitement.

The plot finally reached its climax.

In order to maintain world peace, the Earth and aliens agreed to use a basketball game to decide the outcome.

Lin Hao leads many NBA stars and prepares to go to Saturn to engage in a life-and-death battle with aliens.

In the vast, cold and lonely deep space, a spaceship flashing with cold light slowly set sail and headed towards the depths of the universe.

Sitting in the spaceship were a dozen top NBA stars led by Lin Hao, as well as more than 20 reporters who were filled with nervousness and anticipation.

Seeing this scene, the audience covered their mouths instantly.

It was so shocking.

It's mind-numbing to watch.

Does this scene look familiar?

That’s right, Lin Hao incorporated the “Nine Dragons Pulling the Coffin” scene into the movie.

In the movie, Lin Hao stood in front of the crowd and gave a pre-war speech:

"Who are we? We are the superstars that our opponents fear on the basketball court!"

"However, when we stepped onto this spaceship, we bid farewell to our former glory. We are now just weak humans."

"But we can't admit defeat! We can't give up!"

"Because our families, friends, and every fellow citizen on Earth are looking up at the stars, longing for our victorious return."

"For the sake of humanity and the Earth, let us fight to the bitter end and return victorious!"

At this moment, the voice-over sounded:

"This spaceship carries the last spark of human civilization, and carries the wishes and hopes of billions of lives..."

The cinema fell into a deathly silence, and everyone's eyes were as big as bells.

However, it is not over yet.

At this moment, the passionate and majestic melody of "Victory" sounded.