I was fucked by Zheng Ge as soon as I crossed over

Little Mo Fu pouted, but still nodded obediently.

She had eaten it once before and her stomach hurt for a long time.

The ice bowl was too cold, so she was a good girl and just looked at it without eating.

The child was so well-behaved that Su Jinyue felt soft-hearted. She hugged the child in her arms and rubbed him hard.

In just a moment, Tan had already come to Su Jinyue's side with a bowl of ice. He bent down and whispered, "Master, it's cold, you should use less."

Su Jinyue curled her lips.

Su Jinyue refused to accept.

Su Jinyue decided to obey.

It’s better for her not to have diarrhea.

After all, diarrhea is too painful.

"It's done, Immortal——"

Loud shouts came from a low house in the mountains. Lu Sheng, with his robe half open, ran out of the house laughing like a madman.

"I became..."

"I have accomplished this, old man!"

His eyes were a little dazed, his cheeks were flushed, and his face showed an extremely excited and distorted expression.

"I saw a god! I saw the divine light—"

He shouted, pawing at the air with his hands, and kept yelling, "Look, divine light, I'm clear!"

"Spirit Transformation! This must be the Spirit Transformation Realm that Emperor Yuehua mentioned! So that's how it is, it's true, it's all true!"

His shouting was so loud that it soon woke up Tian Lingzi and Duan Yuan in the next room.

The two men didn't have time to put on their clothes, so they just put on a robe and walked out of the house.

Seeing Lu Sheng looking so crazy, the two looked at each other, not knowing whether they should go forward.

While they were still hesitating, Lu Sheng on the other side had already discovered them. He ran up to the two of them with hurried and messy steps and grabbed Tian Lingzi's hand.

"I'm going to become a god! Old Man Tian, ​​I'm going to become a god!"

He kept shaking Tian Lingzi's hand, and even at this moment he remembered to promise Tian Lingzi: "When I ascend to heaven, I will definitely bless you, oh, and you, little Duan Yuan."

Lu Sheng took his hand away from Tian Lingzi's hand, and with a godly air, he placed it on Duan Yuan's shoulder and patted it.

"I will have a good discussion with Yuehua to resolve the conflict between you and King Qin."

Before he ascended, he had already started to put himself and Su Jinyue on the same level and no longer took anyone else seriously.

"However, I cannot guarantee that I will be able to convince Emperor Yuehua. After all, she ascended before me and is my elder anyway."

"There's a hierarchy of seniority. If she insists, I can only do my best to save your lives..."

Tian Lingzi listened to Lu Sheng's mumbling with a frown on his face.

What is this all about?

How can he become a god for no apparent reason?

Isn’t he studying heavenly thunder?

He also said that he had found something extremely yin that could harmonize yin and yang.

and many more!

Tian Lingzi suddenly froze in place.

Extremely yin things? Mushrooms?!?

Did he eat poisonous mushrooms?

Could it be that he didn't use the poisonous mushroom to refine the heavenly thunder, but ate it himself?

Tian Lingzi became anxious and quickly asked Duan Yuan to go look for someone.

"Hurry up, call a doctor, and check Lu Sheng's house to see if there are any poisonous mushrooms."

"Master, do you suspect that the immortal master has eaten poisonous mushrooms?" Lu Sheng looked at Tian Lingzi in surprise, then turned his head and looked at Lu Sheng.

This……

His eyes were wandering, his face was flushed, he was gesticulating and muttering to himself.

Hmm... This state is indeed... exactly like eating poisonous mushrooms~

"What are you standing there for? Go quickly!" Tian Lingzi shouted.

Lu Sheng also came back to his senses from his daze, pushed Lu Sheng's hands away, and ran towards the village.

Lu Sheng behind him was still waving his hands anxiously, shouting, "Don't call anyone, I'm about to ascend. You are so surprised by what you have seen. Don't call too many people. Too many people will make things difficult for me. You must not miss my opportunity—"

Tian Lingzi on the side shook his head helplessly. He did not move forward, but just looked at Lu Sheng, preventing him from running around, and waited quietly for the doctor to arrive.

He didn't have to wait too long, Duan Yuan came over with several people.

A few people came and without any hesitation, they carried Lu Sheng into the house.

"How dare you! How presumptuous! How dare you act rashly in front of me!"

"Heavenly punishment! I will definitely bring down heavenly punishment on you, the common people!"

While being supported by several people, Lu Sheng kept struggling and cursing.

Finally, Duan Yuan couldn't bear it anymore and reached out to strike Lu Sheng's neck hard.

Lu Sheng responded, and the world finally returned to peace again.

The old doctor sat beside Lu Sheng's bed with a heavy expression, taking his pulse carefully.

"The pulse rate is rapid, sometimes fast, sometimes slow, extremely disordered. It is indeed poisoned."

After he finished speaking, the old doctor took the bowls, chopsticks and teacups handed over by Duan Yuan and checked them one by one. When he picked up an empty wooden box, his expression suddenly became stern. He put the wooden box under his nose again and smelled it carefully. Then, he nodded and explained to everyone.

"This wooden box smells like poisonous mushrooms. It must have once held poisonous mushrooms and was never cleaned. Somehow, they got on the Immortal Master's hands and he accidentally ingested them, causing poisoning."

He was half right.

This box was indeed used by Lu Sheng to store poisonous mushrooms.

However, Lu Sheng secretly split the poisonous mushroom into two parts, one part was used to refine heavenly thunder, and the other part was kept by him for refining pills.

During this period, he went out early and came back late every day just to work on this pill.

Yesterday, the pill was finally successfully produced.

He was so excited that he couldn't sleep for half the night, and he hurriedly took the pill at dawn.

Coincidentally, this wooden box contains the elixir.

There is no way, this wooden box is the most luxurious and exquisite.

Only this wooden box is worthy of this elixir.

Next, the previous scene happened.

Tian Lingzi took a deep breath, put on his clothes, and watched the old doctor write a prescription.

He was now certain that the thunder could not be produced.

At least, it won't work relying on Lu Sheng.

"Duan Yuan, go make the medicine. Thank you all for the hard work."

Tian Lingzi gave these instructions, hunched his back, and slowly walked out of the room.

I just hope there will be good news from the north...

Unfortunately, he didn't know that the first wave of 500 assassins had been wiped out, otherwise, he would have been sighing more than just now.

But regarding Lu Sheng, he was right.

After drinking a few bowls of medicine, Lu Sheng had diarrhea and vomiting, and finally woke up.

However, when he came to his senses, he hated this group of people in his heart.

He was clearly about to ascend!

Lu Sheng thought secretly: His ascension! He saw the divine light coming to pick him up, but it was interrupted by this group of people!

He hates it!

This group of people stripped away his divinity. How hateful and despicable!

But he was alone and weak now and had no power to retaliate, so he had to hide and greet them with a smile.

However, he believed that one day, he would find an opportunity to take revenge on them, step on the corpses of these people, surrender to the Emperor, and rebuild his immortal body!