I was fucked by Zheng Ge as soon as I crossed over

She doesn't even understand some useful techniques.

I can only repeat and recite some of the duck talk in the wild places, such as "hydrogen, helium and lithium collide", "the setting sun and the lone wild goose fly together", "the autumn water and the sky are the same color", and "hi, hi" and so on.

Fortunately, he also knew some arithmetic, geography and other subjects, which brought some benefits to his Qin Dynasty.

Before Ying Zheng could torture all the knowledge out of this person's head, perhaps because there is no greater sorrow than the loss of one's heart, the child died, choking to death on a bowl of glutinous rice.

Just when Ying Zheng was regretting the knowledge he had not yet acquired and preparing to give the third princess a grand funeral, Xia Wuqie came to report that the third princess had miraculously resurrected.

The king and his minister looked at each other and went to watch the performance tacitly.

The newcomer lived up to expectations, with mature acting skills, and the two of them silently coordinated with the newcomer's self-conscious and calm rhetoric.

When he learned that the person in front of him was the first emperor of China, Qin Shi Huang, he was obviously surprised and stared at Zheng Ge with an indescribable pitiful yet kind look.

How could our brother Zheng tolerate this? He decisively ordered them to be taken away and tortured.

There was no need for torture. The interrogation only continued until he was dragged into the prison. The newcomer could not bear the pain of being dragged and confessed honestly.

This newcomer's death was even more bizarre. He died suddenly from staying up late watching TV series.

Knowing that he had traveled back to the Qin Dynasty, he was extremely excited and wanted to turn the tide and help Qin Shi Huang unify the world, so that English would disappear and the whole world would speak Dragon Mandarin.

You asked her why she looked at Zheng Ge with such pitiful and loving eyes?

That's because she thought she understood the hardships and loneliness Zheng Ge had experienced along the way, and vowed to secretly treat Ying Zheng as her own eldest son in her heart, giving him the love from his mother that he longed for but could not get.

"Fuck you, love from my mother!"

In just a few months, Zheng Ge, who had learned a lot of words that would be used to complain in later generations, gnashed his teeth, was furious, and was so angry that his hair was about to burst.

In the end, the angry Ying Zheng handed the man over to Meng Yi, vowing to drain all the knowledge from his brain.

After three years of office life, this former office animal traveled to the Qin Dynasty. Apart from various soap operas, entertainment gossip, and Excel operation manuals for work, the only things left were some simple historical explanations he had seen in Dou Le.

You mean paper, cement, soap?

Sorry, this office worker who puts entertainment first said it was too tedious, so he just skipped it when he saw it and decisively swiped the next one about a guy with abs.

In short, to put it simply, it is of little use to Zheng Ge.

The only happy and sad thing was that this person's arrival made Zheng Ge confirm that his great Qin Dynasty would indeed perish in the second generation, destroyed by Zhao Gao and Hu Hai.

And that damn Xu Fu, that abominable pariah, made Zheng Ge hate him so much that he wanted to eat his flesh alive.

And our second generation time traveler.

Zhang Le, yes, she finally has a name.

Under cruel punishment, the specific punishments include watching others being tortured, not being able to get used to eating tasteless steamed or boiled food, tossing and turning in bed and unable to sleep due to the huge gap in pain, etc.

After experiencing all of the above, Zhang Le suffered tremendous physical and mental torture, and sadness and despair enveloped her.

Then, a cold took her away.

When she was dying and about to pass away, Ying Zheng came to her bedside.

She used up her last bit of strength and said to Ying Zheng: "Ancestor, the younger generations all admire you very much. You must not take elixirs, write more history books, unify the world, and don't learn English. We are relying on you."

Ying Zheng stood there with a complicated expression, looking at this strange man who came from later generations and spoke strange words, feeling emotional.

Zhang Le's voice gradually became weaker and weaker, and he finally stopped breathing.

Her eyes were still open, as if she was still hoping that Ying Zheng could realize those absurd yet hopeful visions he had spoken of.

Ying Zheng was silent for a long time, turned around and left, leaving only the third princess's body in the dark palace, which gradually became cold and then slowly warmed up.

Zhang Le's arrival and departure was just a trivial episode for the Qin Dynasty.

Staring at the newly drawn rough map, Qin Zheng did not prepare a funeral for the third princess, but waited quietly for the next person from another world.

Just like that, our heroine, Su Jinyue, is here.

It was a dark and windy night. Su Jinyue, who was in her junior year, was worried about finding an internship.

Feeling depressed, she wanted to find some solace in the game, but she didn't expect to suffer five consecutive defeats.

She was so angry that she ordered a small barbecue, ready to comfort her hurt heart.

Su Jinyue took the steaming hot barbecue and walked back to the dormitory.

Suddenly, a wild cat jumped out from nowhere and screamed "Meow". Su Jinyue was so frightened that she stepped on empty air and fell into the grass bed on the side of the road.

Unfortunately, her head hit the electric pole, causing her to feel a sharp pain, and she lost consciousness after seeing black.

When Su Jinyue woke up again, she found herself in a strange place.

The surrounding environment is quaint and people's clothing is completely different from modern ones.

She was full of doubts and was just about to use the acting skills she had learned from watching "True Huan Zhuan" three times to adapt to the situation and deal with all changes with the same attitude, when the scene at the beginning happened.

Facts have proved that in front of our ancestors, all petty schemes are just paper tigers.

Our ancestors who were able to reach the pinnacle of the human race thousands of years ago must have been even more wise.

And now, our heroine finally knows that she has arrived in the period when her beloved Zheng Ge just unified the six kingdoms.

"Ahhh, as expected, the time-travel god still favors me. Excellent fortune!"

"Zhao Gao, die! Xu Fu, die! Hu Hai! He's a little hard to kill, but don't be afraid, die too!"

She wants to live!

She not only wants to live, but also wants to live a wonderful life, live freely and unrestrainedly!

And that charming old ancestor actually wanted to kill her, a person from another world? ! ! !

Is she a bad person? Is she an evil spirit?

No! She is clearly auspicious!!!

Su Jinyue, you can do it! Conquer Ying Zheng! Become the most beloved person in the group!!! Lead the Qin Empire to the pinnacle of power!!!

Su Jinyue's imagination was too beautiful, so she got carried away by her emotions and couldn't help but let out a villain's laugh.

"Jie Jie Jie Jie~"

The soldier who was recording the words and deeds of people from another world on the other side of the wall couldn't help but shudder when he heard this.

Thinking of the Minister of the Imperial Chariots who had just been imprisoned, and the decree that His Majesty had just issued to summon all the Taoist priests in the world, the soldiers always felt that something was quietly changing.

After Su Jinyue fell asleep and the soldiers changed shifts, they hurried to the emperor's residence to report.

"Oh? What else did he say besides letting them die?" Zheng Ge continued to ask the soldiers while drinking the nourishing soup prepared by Xia Wuqie.

The soldier bowed and continued to report.

"She also said that Liu Bang is not called Liu Bang now, but Liu Ji. I don't know if he has become the chief of Sishui Pavilion in Pei County. But even if he will become the founding emperor in the future, I will not go to such a villain as him. Instead, Xiao He can be turned around and used as a stepping stone for Zheng Ge."

Speaking of Zheng Ge, the soldiers hurriedly lowered their heads again, fearing that the emperor would vent his anger on them.

Zheng Ge waved his hand to let the soldiers retreat, thinking to himself, "Liu Bang, it turns out that it was this old thief Liu Ji who stole my Great Qin Kingdom."

"Come here!" With Ying Zheng's order, a team of well-trained soldiers in black clothes and black armor stepped into the palace.