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But Xiao Zhu would definitely not say anything bad about himself, so there is only one possibility.

This reckless guy in front of me made up some things in his mind with only a vague understanding of the situation, and then took them seriously.

Thinking of this, Wei Wu couldn't help but feel a headache.

It is not difficult to kill Lan Yu. No matter how powerful he is, he will have to kneel down and sing "Conquer" when he encounters a pistol.

But in the current situation, it is obviously not possible to kill the person directly.

The key is that the people around him are no match for Lan Yu, which is a bit troublesome.

After thinking about it, the only way is to delay.

If Shen Lin and the others were alarmed, it means that Lao Zhu will soon know the situation here.

As long as either Old Zhu or Little Zhu comes, Lan Yu won't dare to mess around here.

Thinking of this, Wei Wu looked directly at Lan Yu and said:

"Lan Yu, right? I heard that you are extremely brave and can be called the most powerful general under the veterans of our Ming Dynasty."

"Since he is a fierce general, he must be extremely powerful. I consider myself the greatest stick king in the Ming Dynasty, and I am equally powerful."

"I don't know what your purpose is in smearing my innocence for no reason, nor do I care what your purpose is in breaking into my mansion so late this night."

"As long as you can take my blow without falling, I, Wei Wu, will tie my hands and let you do whatever you want. If you can't take it, you must kneel down and apologize to me!"

"Don't worry, I won't use an iron rod, and I won't hit your head, heart, or groin, which are such vital parts. General, do you dare to compete with me?"

Hearing this, Lan Yu looked at Wei Wu suspiciously.

Although he didn't know what tricks Wei Wu was trying to play, his purpose in coming was to expose Wei Wu.

Moreover, with Wei Wu's small physique, he would not be worried even if he was holding an iron rod as long as the attack did not hit his vital parts.

In addition, as a military general, how could he tolerate such provocation with his hot temper?

So after Wei Wu finished speaking, he immediately took two steps forward.

"It's just a stick, what's the harm? I, Lan Yu, will stand right here and let you hit me with the stick!"

"Don't even mention falling down. Even if I sway even a little bit or let out a cry of pain, I lose. I, Lan Yu, will kneel down and call you Grandpa!"

"But if I win, you'd better confess all your tricks. Otherwise, I'm not one of those delicate civil servants. I have plenty of strength and means!"

Oh my god, did the Scorpion Queen go to the wrong set?

After Lan Yu finished speaking, Wei Wu laughed on the spot.

Then, Wei Wu put his hand into his waistband and pulled it out suddenly.

A short stick that looked pitch black and was about forty centimeters long appeared in his hand.

If you look closely, you can see two metal protrusions on the top of the short stick.

Wow! This is actually a high-voltage electric baton!

Looking at the high-voltage electric baton in his hand, Wei Wu smiled slightly and then threw the baton to Lan Yu.

"Since you call me a liar, let me check it out for you first. This is my unique weapon, the Thunderbolt Stick!"

Lan Yu took the electric baton and fumbled with it in his hand for a while. Although it had some strange decorations on it, it felt strange.

However, apart from being heavier than a wooden stick, no problems were found.

After confirming that the stick was fine, Lan Yu threw it back to Wei Wu.

Taking back the electric baton, Wei Wu calmly turned on the safety and then came to Lan Yu.

"Marquis Yongchang, are you ready? This blow from me is going to hurt so much, you might even pee your pants!"

"Humph!"

Lan Yu snorted coldly and said nothing, but he also took a defensive stance.

Seeing this, Wei Wu couldn't help but ask another question.

"Marquis Yongchang, have you drunk plenty of water tonight? If you really pee out of pain, your reputation will be ruined."

"Hmph, stop talking nonsense, stop stalling, and get started!"

"Okay, here I come!"

After saying that, Wei Wu directly stabbed Lan Yu with the high-voltage electric baton.

The moment the electric baton touched Lan Yu's body, Wei Wu decisively pressed the switch.

Clap clap clap clap!

As the blue electric light flashed, a series of dense popping sounds exploded in the air.