My backyard leads to the underworld. I became famous by selling goods.
Chapter 5 I am your ancestor
"No, don't! Every wrong has its perpetrator. It was Song Jinyan who said those unpleasant things. It has nothing to do with me!" Lin Zixiang was sure that Song Jinyan was really haunted by something unclean. He was so scared that he knelt on the ground and kowtowed to Lin Jiaojiao.
"Tsk tsk, worthy of being my brother's offspring, but a coward." Mentioning her brother brought back memories of his past. Lin Jiaojiao frowned in disgust. "You followed that brat over here to cause trouble for the young boss. You might be spared the death penalty, but you can't escape the punishment of life! Do you know where you went wrong?"
George Lam looked at Lin Jiaojiao in confusion and was immediately slapped in the face by her.
Song Mian listened to Lin Zixiang's scream that was as painful as a pig being slaughtered, and couldn't help but smack his lips and sigh that the slap was even harsher than thunder.
"I was wrong! I shouldn't have lied to Song Jinyan and let him invest! In fact, the investment was all fake. I just wanted to cheat him out of his money!"
"That's not right! Say it again!" Lin Jiaojiao slapped him again.
Lin Zixiang roared again: "I shouldn't bully innocent girls, I shouldn't act like a hooligan and make dirty jokes!"
"You haven't said it right yet! Say it again!" Lin Jiaojiao slapped him again with her backhand.
Lin Zixiang immediately cried even louder: "I, I shouldn't have been naughty at school. I shouldn't have used the rubber band of my homeroom teacher's underwear as a slingshot to hit the glass of his house!"
Lin Jiaojiao slapped him again.
George Lam howled like a ghost and recalled all the wrong things he had done in his life.
These mistakes ranged from big ones like defrauding people of their money to small ones like him wetting the bed and causing trouble for his family even when he was in sixth grade. Song Mian listened to every detail with great interest.
"Neither of them is right!" Lin Jiaojiao was dissatisfied. She mentioned Lin Zixiang, who had been beaten black and blue, and said with narrowed eyes: "Your mistake is that you didn't recognize me as your ancestor!"
Lin Zixiang has been beaten and scared. Now, let alone Lin Jiaojiao claiming to be his ancestor, even if Lin Jiaojiao said he was his biological father, he would admit it: "Yes, yes, you are my ancestor, I acknowledge you as my ancestor!"
"Then go back and add my name to the family tree. My name is Lin Jiaojiao, Lin as in Lin Jiaojiao, Jiao as in Lin Jiaojiao!" Lin Jiaojiao poked Lin Zixiang's head wildly and said loudly.
Lin Zixiang cried with tears and snot: "Yes! I remember everything!"
"Okay, now take this trash with you and get out. If you dare to harass the boss again, I will lie on the head of your bed day and night and sleep with you!" Lin Jiaojiao left Song Jinyan's body and kicked Song Jinyan on the butt.
George Lam burst into tears. He finally opened the closed shop door in front of him and ran out hurriedly with Song Jinyan on his back.
Song Jinyan was bumpy all the way and felt a burning pain on his face when he woke up.
"Brother Lin? What happened just now?" Song Jinyan had a splitting headache. After trying hard to recall what happened, he remembered. Before he could react, Lin Zixiang slapped him hard in the face.
The already injured face was even more injured. Song Jinyan quickly said, "Brother Lin, you can't blame me for this. I didn't expect that there was a ghost in my sister's body, and this ghost is your ancestor!"
"What ancestor? I've never heard of Lin Jiaojiao's name. Who knows, it might be some shameless ghost trying to scam me." Lin Zixiang said after trying hard to recall, "But I do remember my mother telling me that there's an unmarked wild grave next to my ancestral grave in my hometown. It seems to be the grave of a woman who was expelled from the family during my great-great-great-grandfather's generation. Could it be that ghost just now?"
Song Jinyan's eyes lit up: "Brother Lin, you can go home and ask. If it is really the ghost's grave, we can dig out her bones, so that she can no longer help Song Mian deal with us."
Lin Zixiang's eyes widened: "Are you crazy? Didn't you see how terrifying that female ghost was just now?!"
"Brother Lin, nothing ventured, nothing gained! Think about it, a corpse is the root of a ghost. When the time comes, we have the corpse of the female ghost. Even if we don't destroy her, we can control her and let this female ghost do things for us!" Seeing Lin Zixiang's thoughtful expression, Song Jinyan continued to press the issue, "Song Mian can let the female ghost help her do bad things, and we can also use the female ghost and let the female ghost come to help us. As long as we can succeed, do we still have to worry about not making money in the future?"
"But... we can't see ghosts. We can't let female ghosts possess us every time, right?" Lin Zixiang still felt a chill when he recalled what had just happened.
Song Jinyan immediately said, "Song Mian couldn't see ghosts before. This time, she must have used some trick to become a team with the female ghost. As long as the female ghost doesn't help her, I am confident that I can make Song Mian obedient. When the time comes, I can make good use of Song Mian and the female protagonist. There is nothing that the two of us brothers can't do."
Lin Zixiang was also moved when he heard this: "Okay, then I will go home and ask my parents about the situation. If it is feasible, I will take you back to my hometown to dig a grave!"
Song Jinyan and Lin Zixiang left in disgrace, leaving the funeral shop in a mess.
Lin Jiaojiao stood in the corner and poked her hands, "I'm sorry, little boss. I suddenly felt that my brother's descendants were nearby, and I couldn't help it for a moment..."
"So, as long as your descendants add your name to the family tree, you'll be able to receive incense and no longer have to worry about being taken to work in hell?" Seeing Lin Jiaojiao nod, Song Mian was genuinely happy. "That's good, Miss Lin, congratulations, you won't have to worry anymore."
Seeing that Song Mian didn't blame her but showed concern for her instead, Lin Jiaojiao felt a surge of warmth in her heart. "This is all thanks to the young boss. If I hadn't come to your store to buy things, I wouldn't have met my descendants."
Their ghosts can only feel the presence of their loved ones when they are very close to them.
Therefore, if she had not come to the funeral clothing store today, she would not have been so lucky as to recognize George Lam.
"Then we can say this is mutually beneficial and a win-win situation!" Song Mian looked at the mess around him and picked up the instant noodle bucket that had been trampled into a pancake. "It's a pity that our deal today has fallen through."
Almost all the food she bought was destroyed by Song Jinyan just now. She couldn't buy new instant noodles at this time, so she had no way to deliver the instant noodles to Lin Jiaojiao on time.
Lin Jiaojiao smiled and said, "It's okay, little boss. Why don't you go buy the goods tomorrow morning, and I'll come to pick them up from you tomorrow night."
"Is it okay?" Song Mian's eyes suddenly lit up.
Lin Jiaojiao hummed, "Of course! I still have three days left anyway. If you give me the things tomorrow, I'll still have time to go to the ghost world. Besides, maybe George Lam will add my name to the family tree tomorrow, and I'll get ghost money."
"Okay, then I'll bring you some lollipops later, and tomorrow I'll give you three times the amount I promised you!" Song Mian looked at Lin Jiaojiao and nodded, then heard the system's official voice in his mind.
[Transaction successful. Transaction method: scheduled transaction. Transaction object: Lin Jiaojiao]
[Trading Items: Three boxes of instant noodles, three boxes of sausages, three boxes of salt-baked eggs, and three boxes of lollipops.]
[Transaction amount: ten copper coins and small change.]
[Transaction status: Appointment completed, waiting for transaction confirmation tomorrow.]
[System rewards have been issued, please check carefully. ]
Song Mian confirmed that the transaction had been scheduled, felt relieved, and quickly cleaned up the messy funeral clothing store.
Then, she changed Lin Jiaojiao into a pink dress in the recently popular pure and sexy style.
It was almost five o'clock, and Song Mian was unable to give Lin Jiaojiao a complete hairstyle, so he first untied her bun and simply gave her a big mature-woman wave.
Even so, Lin Jiaojiao had changed a lot. Her already pure temperament had become more feminine. With her slightly shy look, she asked, "Little Boss, do I look good?"
Even though she was also a woman, Song Mian was completely fascinated by Lin Jiaojiao's appearance and immediately gave her a thumbs up, "Ms. Lin, I can guarantee that you are the most beautiful ghost in the world!"
Lin Jiaojiao smiled shyly and returned to the ghost world with a few lollipops given to her by Song Mian.
Song Mian's busy night finally came to an end. She lay in bed and slept until noon.
This time, she went to the pawn shop to sell the antiques she got last night.
The shop owner treated her very warmly and offered her a price of 20,000 for all the items added together.
This figure shocked Song Mian. "I checked online, and a silver ingot is only worth 6,000 yuan. These are just small change, how can they be sold for so much money?"
The shop owner was an old man with a white beard. He stroked his beard and said, "Normally, there's no such price, but I happened to meet a big collector yesterday. He has the same coin as yours and is willing to buy it back at a high price, so I'm raising the price for you this time. Little girl, we're all businessmen, and we want to benefit each other. I'll give you a good price this time, but next time you have something good, come back to me."
"Of course." Song Mian added the store owner's contact information, completed the transaction process, and successfully left the pawnshop with 20,000 yuan.
Playing with the 20,000 yuan in his hand, Song Mian was so excited that he wanted to cry.
It was the first time for her to earn so much money in one go on her own.
Heart filled with gratitude towards Lin Jiaojiao, Song Mian hurried to the small wholesale market to purchase goods.
But she didn't know that Lin Jiaojiao was in trouble in the ghost market.
"Are you saying that the tributes I handed in were of unknown origin, so I can't pay them back at the normal tribute price?" Lin Jiaojiao stood in front of the counter, confusion written all over her pretty face.
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