Outrageous! This crappy system forces me to upgrade my beauty every day

Xu Wuyang was speechless and immediately turned off the microphones of the entire team and started performing.

The opponent's side laner was Lu Bu, and Xu Wuyang happened to be playing the more flexible jungler Han Xin.

At this time, he began to provoke Lu Bu in a mean manner, jumped to the opponent's side and clicked "Return to the City".

After the opponent reacted, he immediately used his skills to jump away. After a few times, our Fengxian was really annoyed.

This time he didn't even bother to defend the tower, but just chased Han Xin all over the map, wanting only to fight the opponent to the death.

Seeing that Lu Bu was tired of chasing him, Han Xin stopped and waited for a while, and then continued running after the person caught up.

At this time, Lu Bu saw Han Xin jump into the grass in the bottom lane.

Thinking that I had finally caught you, I jumped back and used a big move to cover the bush.

"You have slain an enemy!"

Xiaobanban is invincible (Luban): “???”

Xiaobanban is invincible (Luban): "Han Xin, are you sick? Didn't you see me returning to the city from the bush?"

Xu Wuyang smiled, controlled the hero to jump to Luban's body and pressed the return to city button.

This action was so taunting that it almost made Xiaobanban so angry that he almost died.

However, this is not the end, the same operation is repeated one after another in the canyon.

In just ten minutes, Han Xin led Lu Bu to kill Xiao Luban five or six times.

At the end of the fight, Luban started to surrender, but the other teammates who had been scolded by him refused to do so.

In the end, he was so angry that he just went to the fountain and started to insult Xu Wuyang in various ways.

Xu Wuyang closed the in-game text and stole the enemy crystal with a group of super soldiers.

Return to the settlement interface and immediately send the reporting gift package to Xiaobanban.

After reporting, he didn't think too much and immediately started the next game. After entering the game, Xu Wuyang opened the economic panel and took a look.

Enemy shooter ID: Xiaobanban is invincible.

It is true that we meet each other everywhere in life.

Awakened! Time to hunt!!

After Xu Wuyang reported Xiaobanban Tianxiawudi's account again, he closed the game contentedly.

I ran to the living room in slippers to get a glass of water, but saw Cheng Wang watching TV series on the computer.

He was holding the empty pudding packaging bag in his hand, and his expression was very serious.

His brows were slightly furrowed, and he looked a little unhappy.

Xu Wuyang took a glass of water and quietly put his little head behind Cheng Wang, wanting to see what masterpiece the other person was admiring.

As a result, he saw Lin Zhiyan and Ming Su hugging each other and talking to each other from the heart.

"Then I will be born as a girl in this life and become your wife?"

Upon hearing this line, Cheng Wang's face turned even darker, but his eyes remained fixed on the screen.

"I don't care if you're a man or a woman, as long as you're you.

In this life, the next life, and the next ten lives, we will be together forever and ever, never apart..."

The images skipped frame by frame, and each scene seemed to be jumping on Cheng Wang's minefield.

"You look so beautiful! It seems you are very suitable to be the emperor!"

In the end, when he saw Lin Zhiyan kiss Ming Su on his own initiative, he stopped pretending.

With a "bang", Cheng Wang slammed the computer screen shut.

He picked up the water cup beside him and took a big gulp, clenching his fists, and the veins on the back of his hands bulged.

"Awang, are you homophobic?"

Seeing his dead look, Xu Wuyang couldn't help but ask.

Cheng Wang didn't expect Xu Wuyang to suddenly appear behind him.

When he suddenly heard the other person's voice, he was so scared that his body froze and even the popsicle stick in his hand was broken.

Turning around, she met Xu Wuyang's concerned gaze, and immediately lowered her eyes guiltily, her eyelashes trembling nervously.

"I'm going to the bathroom," he said, and quickly rushed into the toilet.

Xu Wuyang looked at the other party's anxious look and couldn't help muttering in his heart.

"I've been following the kidney-tonifying diet for so long, but why is there no effect at all?

How about taking him to see an old Chinese doctor in a couple of days?"

At 3:26 in the middle of the night, Cheng Wang was lying on the bed with his eyes wide open.

At this moment, the scene of Xu Wuyang holding Xue Qiao's face and kissing her kept appearing in his mind.

Thinking of this, he suddenly felt a surge of anger in his heart, which he had no way to vent. He felt anxious and irritated.

Cheng Wang turned around and looked at Xu Wuyang who was sleeping soundly.

The street light outside the window shone a soft light through the curtains, reflecting the outline of Xu Wuyang's face.

Cheng Wang couldn't help but raise his hand, and touched the other person's mole between the eyebrows with his fingertips, sliding all the way down across the delicate eyebrows and nose.

Finally, it landed on the plump red lips, and his fingertips rubbed them repeatedly, as if trying to wipe off something.

Xu Wuyang suddenly felt a little uncomfortable in his sleep, and subconsciously licked his lower lips with the tip of his tongue.

Cheng Wang's fingers were licked by the softness without any preparation, and there was still a little moisture on the fingertips.

Xu Wuyang's action undoubtedly added fuel to the fire. Cheng Wang's lower abdomen tightened and his breathing became heavy in an instant.

His blood suddenly surged up, and he could no longer control himself and leaned down towards Xu Wuyang.

He lowered his head and held that softness in his mouth, his lips repeatedly crushing and invading the other party, like a sick and unsatisfied vampire.

"Um... General Hussar, stop it..." The burning sensation hit his face, making him feel a little itchy. Xu Wuyang shook his head to avoid it.

Cheng Wang grabbed his chin with his big hand, straightened his head, and kissed him again.

Finally, he couldn't help but think of the scene where he kissed Xue Qiao. His eyes darkened, and then he bit the other person's mouth lightly in revenge.

"Don't kiss anyone else next time!" Cheng Wang finally pecked Xu Wuyang's slightly swollen mouth and warned him.

Then, he carefully helped Xu Wuyang to pull on his clothes and tuck in the quilt.

Looking at Xu Wuyang's sleeping face, he couldn't help but kiss the mole between his eyebrows again, and then he gently hugged Xu Wuyang and fell asleep happily.

“Ding Dong~ Good news!!! Good news!!!”

Congratulations to the host!! Love points increased by 500 points, and rewards include a high-grade enchanting body fragrance and a pair of pink cherries!!!

Beauty level increased to 45!!

Host, get up quickly! ! Knock, knock, knock! ! Today is a good day~ All your wishes will come true~ Tomorrow will be a good day too~"

"Oh my god!" Xu Wuyang was so scared that he jumped up from the bed immediately.

He dreamed last night that the General of Cavalry turned into a human and gnawed his mouth all night long.

Early in the morning, I was killed by that stupid idiot 9527. This time, I almost couldn't send him away.

Xu Wuyang covered his face, wanting to die, and asked in an unbearable manner.

"Can you guys at the Systems Bureau change the system? Any system like chicken, duck, or cat is fine, but not dog! I'm allergic to dogs now!"

"Wuwuwu~wuwuwu, the System Bureau hasn't developed a function to change to a dedicated system yet.

If the host has any needs, you can contact Silly Dog 9527 to report them, and Silly Dog will definitely help you convey them."

Xu Wuyang wiped his face speechlessly, rolled his eyes silently in his heart, and didn't intend to bother with this cheating guy anymore.

Xu Wuyang squeezed toothpaste onto the toothbrush and asked casually, "What reward did you just say? I didn't hear it clearly, please say it again."