Outrageous! This crappy system forces me to upgrade my beauty every day
Chapter 86 Selling Goods
Xu Wuyang and Xie Ruantian use the same live broadcast account, while Lin Yanjun and Luo Yuan use the same account.
At this time, a cameraman was holding the live broadcast equipment steadily in front of the two people.
"Do you want to use beauty filter? Bro!"
Xie Ruantian moved his big face close to the screen and asked Xu Wuyang who was standing beside him.
"I don't think so! We are selling fruit, not flirting..."
Everyone: "..."
"Ahem! Having said that, I still have to maintain my image in front of my fans.
Besides, I got quite tanned from working these past two days..."
Xu Wuyang didn't comment and just let Xie Ruantian do it.
But after a long time, Xie Ruantian still didn't understand and could only ask his good brother for help.
Xie Ruantian reached out and pulled Xu Wuyang, saying, "I don't know how to do it, please help me quickly!"
Xu Wuyang had no choice but to go to the screen to figure out how to turn on the beauty function.
But before he could finish, he was interrupted by the staff.
"It's time to start broadcasting!"
In order not to delay the important matters, I can’t care about beauty filters now, I can only start broadcasting first.
At 16:00 Beijing time, the four new anchors started broadcasting on time.
Netizens who had been waiting in the live broadcast room early suddenly saw a damn pretty little face appear in front of the camera.
For a moment, I was caught off guard by the beauty attack.
"Teacher Xie, do you want to start the face-slimming treatment?" Xu Wuyang finally figured out how to adjust it in front of the camera and immediately turned around to ask Xie Ruantian.
Xie Ruantian leaned over and replied, “No need, just turn on some filters, turning on the slimming filter will make you look like a sissy!”
Finally, fans reacted and started to swirl the screen.
Twenty-three: Oh my god! Divine face!!!
What to eat for lunch: Tsubomi’s eyelashes are so long!! Give mom a kiss!!
Kill a love-brained person: Hahahaha!!! Who is that black coal ball next to you? It can’t be you, Xie Ruantian~
Ah Dai: Hahaha! You still need to use beauty filter? Xie Ruantian, are you a coward?!
Aiwawa: Thank you, Ruantian! Move aside quickly, you're ruining the beauty of the picture!
Sexy old sow: Can’t talk, can’t touch, wish you are gay!
Tangyuan No Worries: How come his lips are so soft and tender? I really want to kiss him till he cries!!
Cow in the Clouds: Want to kiss +1
Jing Zhao: Am I the only one who likes them? Delicate young master shou VS idiot rough gong
……
Xu Wuyang and Xie Ruantian adjusted the beauty filter before turning their attention to the screen.
Suddenly facing the live camera, Xu Wuyang squinted his eyes, smiled, and raised his hand to greet the audience.
"Hello everyone! I'm Xu Wuyang..."
"Good evening, everyone. I'm your father, Xie Ruantian!"
Woof woof: ………
@:………
The fairy is unreasonable: I thought that after you went in, you would reflect on yourself, turn over a new leaf and start a new life.
Don’t eat coriander: I didn’t dare to recognize this idiot when I first saw him, but when I heard the voice, I knew it was right!
Be a Wild Pig: No? We've only been in the village for two days, Xie Ruantian, how come you've degenerated into a caveman?
What's wrong with me having a flat chest like my dad: I used to only attack your IQ, but now I have to attack your looks too. Do you want to tire your dad to death?
……
Looking at the humiliating words scrolling across the screen, Xie Ruantian gritted his teeth and rolled his eyes at the screen.
"Even if your father is disfigured, his looks are still miles ahead of yours!"
"Your father is here to help the farmers, not to be exiled. You know nothing!"
"If you dare to report the livestreaming room, just try and see if your dad comes looking for you!"
Seeing that Xie Ruantian was getting more and more excited as he cursed, there were already more than 30 people in the live broadcast room, so Xu Wuyang quickly pulled him back.
He reached out and tugged at Xie Ruantian, and reminded him, "Teacher Xie, sell things..."
After being reminded by this, Xie Ruantian finally realized that this was the live broadcast room for selling goods.
Xu Wuyang cleared his throat and began to sell goods in a somewhat stiff tone.
"Hey, everyone, look, these are the bananas we're selling today. They're plump, sweet, and soft!"
As he spoke, Xu Wuyang picked up a ripe banana beside him, peeled it, opened his mouth and took a big bite, "Hmm, it's delicious!"
Xie Ruantian twitched his lips and could only smile and cooperate, "Xiaoyang is right, and the fruits we help farmers with are all freshly picked, so they are guaranteed to be fresh."
"Order today and get a discount! Buy three pounds and get one pound free!"
Xie Ruantian stuffed a banana into his mouth as he spoke, and quickly finished one.
He was probably a little hungry at this moment, so he picked up another one and stuffed it into his mouth.
The barrage in the live broadcast room was also very lively.
Aba Aba: Sweet and soft! As sweet as you? As soft as you?
Chibi Maruko-chan: What are you saying with your little mouth? I don't understand, I just want to kiss you!
The King of Hell praised my good health: Send it to my bed personally and let me see if it is true!
Young widow slaps her 185cm tall stepson's tender butt: Give me the address right now! I have to go and try it myself.
After getting married, I found out my wife is a lesbian: Open your mouth! Let me taste if it’s really sweet!
My husband ran away from home for a gay man: I have tasted kissing! The anchor is not lying, the little mouth is really sweet.
Chengdu Hotpot Girl: Thank you, Ruan Tian, for slowing down! Leave some for our Yanbao!
I'm the craziest in the mental hospital: Do you want to send Lin Zhiyan when you place an order?
Chengdu straight man: I love it! I haven’t paid yet! I hope you can send me off! Don’t let me down!
Xu Wuyang pursed his lips, chose to ignore the comments, and continued: "If there are brothers and sisters who like to eat bananas, you can directly choose number one to place an order..."
Suddenly, amidst the screen full of obscene words, a pornographic barrage popped up.
Wangzai Goat Milk: Ordered item number 1
Xu Wuyang opened the backend and took a look. This customer alone had placed two hundred orders!!!
If we add the extra kilogram for delivery on a 200 kilogram order, the total is 800 kilograms! !
Xu Wuyang was afraid that it was some crazy fan's irrational consumption behavior, so he quickly spoke up to remind them.
"The ID is Wangzai Goat Milk...baby, although bananas have a certain shelf life.
However, it is not recommended to buy too much at one time! "
Wangzai Goat Milk: Company Team Building [Smile
Chengdu hotpot girl: Oh my god! 800 pounds, does your company specifically recruit people from Emeishan? @Wangzaiyangnai
The monkeys on both sides of the strait cried out: Oh my god! Are Xu Wuyang's fans that powerful? I can't embarrass my son! I must place an order!
The monkeys on both sides of the river are crying non-stop: Order number one product has been placed
Chengdu Hotpot Girl: Ordered item number
Aba Aba: Ordered product number
……
One stone can cause a thousand ripples; the power of fans is truly immeasurable.
Xu Wuyang and Xie Ruantian both urged everyone to consume rationally.
But as the number of people in the live broadcast room increased, the product was sold out in no time.
Niu Niu has plenty of money: Can’t afford it? ? Hurry up and stock up!
Gengbao is sleeping soundly: Don’t meddle in your husband’s affairs, just go to the link!
Xie Ruantian is a fool*: You don’t need to introduce yourself, I, Dad, will place the order myself! !
……
On the other side, Cheng Wang sat upright on the chair with a very serious expression, his eyes fixed on the screen of his mobile phone.
At this moment, a row of assistant department employees were standing opposite him.
They were in unison, their expressions identical to their CEO's, ready to strike.
Xiaomei secretly encouraged herself: "I must get it this time!"
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