Outrageous! This crappy system forces me to upgrade my beauty every day

Chapter 81: Persimmons are too weak to be pinched

Xie Ruantian kicked the dung bucket over, sat down on the ground, and started to mess it up.

"I can't do it. Whoever wants to do it can do it!"

His tone was extremely arrogant, and his expression seemed to be saying, what can you do to me, your father?

The program crew was not in a hurry and even took a close-up of the dung bucket that rolled to the side.

Then, he said coldly: "The mission rules say you won't get any food if you don't work!"

When Xie Ruantian heard that he would have no food to eat if he didn't work, he became completely depressed.

Thinking back to how hungry I was yesterday, how could I be so tough?

He immediately brushed the dust off his butt and picked up the bucket reluctantly.

He gave the program crew a look, then pinched his nose and slowly approached the cesspool.

"Yue~ It stinks~"

Young man Xie approached the manure pit cautiously, holding a manure shovel in his hand, and scooped the manure water into the bucket bit by bit with his butt sticking out.

On this side, Xu Wuyang finally finished threshing the harvested millet.

The sun is too strong now, so the remaining half of the rice can only be harvested in the afternoon.

It was already past twelve o'clock, and Xu Wuyang hurriedly moved the packed grains to the side of the path.

But he didn't have any tools for carrying the five bags of millet. If he had to carry them back by manpower, he would probably be exhausted to death.

Xu Wuyang was sitting on the millet and meditating, thinking about whether he should go to the village chief's house to borrow a wheelbarrow.

Unexpectedly, at this moment, there happened to be an uncle in the distance, driving a small red tricycle towards the village with a honking sound.

The car looked very new, and the uncle had a high-spirited expression on his face. It was probably a new car he had just picked up from town.

"Uncle Si, is this the new car you just bought?"

"Yes, I bought it just in time for the harvest!"

"Old man Si, your car is good, do you have any subsidies?"

......

The uncle's face was almost broken with laughter. While responding to the villagers' words, he stepped on the accelerator to try to show his fellow villagers the horsepower of his new car.

It can be said that joy turns to sorrow, maybe my driving skills are not proficient enough.

He hadn't been feeling proud for two minutes when he accidentally flipped into the paddy field next to him.

Xu Wuyang: “…”

Fortunately, the driver was not injured.

Xu Wuyang cooperated with other villagers and took great pains to lift the tricycle up.

The uncle felt a little embarrassed about the major rollover accident and kept thanking everyone.

When he learned that there was no car to take Xu Wuyang's rice back home, he immediately volunteered to help Xu Wuyang take the rice back to Grandma Zhang's house.

Xu Wuyang was worrying about this matter, and now someone handed him a pillow just when he was sleepy, so how could he not be happy?

He immediately threw the rice into the back of the tricycle.

For safety reasons, Xu Wuyang still felt that it was safer to keep his life in his own hands.

After friendly negotiations with the uncle, we finally reached a high degree of consensus and finally sat in the driver's seat without hesitation.

The breeze messed up his hair, and the sunlight shone on his rosy face.

Coupled with the determined little expression when he turned the accelerator, he is definitely the most handsome guy in the entire Lemin Village!

The small red tricycle drove briskly along the country road, passing through the golden rice fields.

Halfway through the journey, we met Luo Yuan and Lin Yanjun who were walking back. They were probably very tired.

I was carrying two large baskets full of sweet potatoes on my back. After walking such a long way, my clothes were almost soaked with water.

When he saw Xu Wuyang driving by on a tricycle, his eyes lit up.

Xu Wuyang seemed to have received their distress signal, pulled the car to the side of the road and got out quickly.

Only after getting the uncle's consent did I move the two baskets of sweet potatoes into the car.

"Luckily I ran into you, Xiao Yan!"

"Yeah! I carried him back from the slope, and my legs were shaking! You can't help but feel bad when you get old!"

Luo Yuan and Lin Yanjun thanked him repeatedly, and Xu Wuyang did not dare to take credit for it.

"Thanks to Uncle Li, who is so kind and willing to lend me his car to haul things!"

"That's right! That's right! Thank you very much, old brother!" Lin Yanjun thanked Uncle Li with a smile.

"Yes! Thanks to Brother Li..."

Uncle Li was suddenly praised by a star on TV. He had never received such treatment before.

All of a sudden, he lost all control, and a blush appeared on his dark face.

Xu Wuyang drove the car to the gate of the yard, and several people got out of the car together and unloaded the rice in a few seconds.

Taking advantage of the good weather now, I used a broom to sweep out a space in the yard.

He quickly poured the rice out of the snakeskin bag, used a rake to spread it out and let it dry naturally.

By the time he had prepared all the rice, Grandma Wang had already brought over an old hen to prepare a snack for them.

Xu Wuyang raised his hand to wipe the sweat from his forehead, picked up the kettle and drank a sip of water, then went to help the old lady kill the chicken.

After killing the chicken, the sun was already high in the sky, but Xie Ruantian still hadn't come back.

Xu Wuyang thought that the God of Wealth probably hadn't finished his work yet and was too embarrassed to go home.

Afraid that the other party would come back late and miss dinner, he planned to go out and look for him.

By the way, our Master Xie was staggering back carrying a dung bucket.

Because he took a long time in the morning, he hasn't finished watering half of the vegetable garden yet.

His negative attitude towards work naturally failed to meet the task requirements of the program team.

However, Xie Ruantian has always been a flexible person. As long as he can have food to eat, this little grievance is nothing.

"As the saying goes, labor is the most glorious!" Xie Ruantian began to brainwash himself.

However, when people are unlucky, even drinking cold water will cause them to get stuck in their teeth.

“Ga…Ga…Ga…”

No one knew where the big-headed goose came from, but at this moment, the ferocious goose spread its wings, stretched its neck and pounced towards Xie Ruantian.

Xie Ruantian was not paying attention and was suddenly twisted on the butt by the goose's beak.

"Damn it!! Even you bully me!!!"

Just this one blow made Xie Ruantian grimace in pain and ran around holding his butt.

This big goose is just like the two mad dogs yesterday. The more you fear it, the more arrogant it becomes.

Xie Ruantian had never seen such a scene before. He was so scared that he dropped the dung bucket and ran away.

"I'm warning you! Don't come over here! I'll stew you if you chase me!"

Xie Ruantian tried to threaten the two geese with harsh words, but it was obviously of little use.

The big goose was faster than him and was about to catch up. Xie Ruantian was almost in despair.

"Gah—"

Suddenly, a figure rushed over like a god descending from heaven.

Xu Wuyang grabbed the throat of one of the geese with lightning speed.

Big Goose: "Fuck!!! Ruthless!!!"

When the other goose saw that its comrade had been captured, it immediately decided to retreat.

But then I thought, my comrades are still in the hands of the enemy, how can I escape alone!

It knew very well that the enemy before it was too powerful and it could not contend with it.

As the saying goes, pick the softest persimmon to squeeze.

It was said to be late but it was actually fast. It tactically retreated two steps, and suddenly made a fake move and moved forward to shake Xu Wuyang.

Then, he immediately turned around and rushed towards the coward Xie Ruantian standing beside him.

Xie Ruantian's eyes suddenly widened, knowing that this wave was aimed at him.

He was almost in despair and shouted, "Damn it! You stupid goose! Xu Wuyang, save me!"

Xu Wuyang didn't expect that this big-headed goose was so cunning by nature!

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