Outrageous! This crappy system forces me to upgrade my beauty every day

After calming down, Xu Wuyang looked at the phone interface again.

Overnight, he gained nearly 100,000 followers.

Although, for big stars with tens of millions of fans, this is just the tip of the iceberg.

However, for Xu Wuyang, who had never seen much of the world, it was really a bit scary.

More than a thousand comments appeared under the promotional video that was forwarded yesterday.

Xu Wuyang lightly tapped his fingertips, wanting to see what these people were saying.

Unexpectedly, I was so scared that I covered the phone after just one look.

My eyelids were twitching, and I felt like if I looked at him again I would be contaminated.

After a long pause, he waved to Yuanbao, motioning him to come closer.

Yuan Bao was summoned by Xu Wuyang, and he ran forward obediently, opened his eyes wide, and asked, "Wu...Wu Yu, what's wrong?"

Xu Wuyang immediately picked up his phone, pointed at the screen and said to Yuanbao: "I want you to remember these two words now."

Yuan Bao stared intently at the word "wife", then nodded firmly at Xu Wuyang and said, "I remember it!"

"Very good. If you see these two words, just click delete, okay?"

Afraid that he didn't know how to do it, Xu Wuyang personally demonstrated it to him.

Although Yuanbao is not very smart, he has been to school for a few years and can recognize some basic words. As long as you communicate with him seriously, he can understand simple things.

After Yuanbao confirmed that everything was fine, Xu Wuyang slumped down on the sofa, holding his forehead: "Silly dog ​​9527, are you there?"

"Ding Dong~ I'm here. What does the host want to talk to Silly Dog about?" Silly Dog was very dedicated and responded immediately.

"I asked you to check your level before. Did you find it? Your work efficiency has been low lately. Are you slacking off?"

Xu Wuyang's worldview had been shattered by the screen full of "Wife wants to fuck".

After much thought, I feel that the culprit for today's situation is Silly Dog 9527.

If he hadn't always forced those rewards of fat buttocks and beautiful legs on him, he wouldn't look half as majestic as before.

It is true that those who hear it are sad and those who hear it cry. The greatest tragedy in the world is that a macho man suddenly changes his wife into a young and delicate one.

He thought this was unbearable, and couldn't go on like this! He was going to rise up! He quickly called in Silly Dog 9527 to interrogate him.

"Uh... well, host, there's a saying that goes, you can't eat hot tofu in a hurry! Good things always require patience and waiting..."

"Stop talking nonsense! Just tell me the level! I can handle it!"

"Well, host, your current level is 38.8888..." Silly Dog spoke with a hint of uneasiness in his tone, and his voice became lower and lower as he spoke.

After hearing what Silly Dog 9527 said, Xu Wuyang's body suddenly tilted and he buried his head in the sofa like an ostrich, trying to suffocate himself.

"Host, the General of the Cavalry is still picking up garbage to eat. You need to cheer up now!"

Silly Dog 9527 firmly grasped Xu Wuyang's lifeblood and spoke with a hint of coercion and inducement.

Xu Wuyang immediately raised his reddened head and roared at Stupid Dog 9527, "Level 38?! I've worked so hard for so long, and this is all you show me? Just send it back to the factory!"

Silly Dog 9527 shrank back, feeling helpless. Who could blame him for the slow progress of the task?

After thinking for a while, he made a timely suggestion: "Host, have you ever thought that your slow progress is because you are going in the wrong direction?"

Xu Wuyang took a few deep breaths, trying to calm himself down, and asked, "What direction is wrong?"

Silly Dog 9527 immediately put on a serious tone and said, "Ahem! Silly Dog has already reminded the host before, it's just the love value~"

Xu Wuyang was a little confused. What was love value? Did he forget something?

Seeing that Xu Wuyang still didn't get what it meant, Silly Dog 9527 stopped teasing him: "Among the ways to gain points, love points are the highest~"

Hearing this, Xu Wuyang immediately sat up straight and began to humbly ask for advice: "You mean, you want me to show off more and gain other people's favor?"

"No, no, no~", Silly Dog 9527 shook his head in disapproval.

"Hurry up and tell me, don't keep me in suspense!" Xu Wuyang's patience ran out.

"Silly Dog once said that the love score is the highest in the love value!"

Xu Wuyang frowned even more when he heard this. "You mean, I can get high points by finding someone to date now?"

"Yeah! You can say that!", Silly Dog 9527 answered affirmatively.

But Xu Wuyang was completely depressed and buried his head in the sofa again.

He said with despair, "Then I'd better wait for death! I don't even know any girls right now, what's the point of having a relationship?"

"Hey~ Host, please don't be so narrow-minded and outdated! As a young person of the 21st century, you must learn to be flexible!

Look, there is an opportunity right in front of you," Silly Dog 9527 hinted with great rhetoric.

"In front of me?" Xu Wuyang looked up, and the only person he saw was Yuanbao.

Xu Wuyang would naturally not be so perverted as to want to fall in love with Yuanbao. After all, although the other party is stupid, he is a man after all.

Then, his eyes were fixed on Yuanbao's hands, and suddenly an idea came to him: "I know! You want me to sleep with your fans!"

Silly Dog 9527 thought Xu Wuyang had finally come to his senses and had even thought of words of praise.

As a result, it unexpectedly did such a thing. Its train of thought was really very strange. It was so speechless that its mouth twitched.

"Ahem! Host, you misunderstood. Silly Dog didn't mean that.

How could you have such an idea that goes against public order and morality? I want to seriously criticize you! "

Xu Wuyang also felt that this idea was not very reliable, so he could only continue to ask: "Then tell me who you want to talk to about love!"

The silly dog ​​was so anxious that he almost said the name.

However, the System Bureau clearly stipulates that the host cannot be actively guided to perform emotional tasks, otherwise it will be considered a violation!

If I can't express it explicitly, I can only hint at it. I thought about the wording.

Then he said: "Host, some things cannot be thought of too directly, and your thinking needs to be appropriately turned!"

Also, I recently learned a new song, and I’ll sing it to you now. You can find the feeling of love in it.

Cloudy day, evening, outside the car window!

There is someone waiting in the future~

Turn left! Turn right! Look forward!

Love has to go through several twists and turns before it comes!!!"

Silly Dog sang without caring about anything in front of Xu Wuyang's head, and he broke into splits after just two sentences.

Xu Wuyang was about to vomit because of him. His head was buzzing and he yelled quickly: "Silly dog, shut up!!"

The silly dog ​​immediately shut his mouth in fear, complaining in his heart, "This mission is so difficult, and the shit is so disgusting!"

I should have gone to the cannon fodder group next door.