Outrageous! This crappy system forces me to upgrade my beauty every day

Xu Wuyang's eyes moved, and he suddenly opened them. He looked around and shouted, "Who! Who's talking?"

However, he saw no one and thought to himself, "Oh my god! Is this a ghost?"

"It's not haunted, dear," the lovely voice sounded again, and then continued: "I am your exclusive beauty upgrade system, number is Silly Dog 9527"

Xu Wuyang was completely bewildered. "What the hell is this? What the hell is this system?"

Silly Dog 9527 cleared his throat and explained, "It's like this, dear. Our system has detected the original owner of this world.

That is, your current body has strong suicidal thoughts. Our system bureau has always upheld the principles of prosperity, democracy, and civilization..."

"Stop! Just tell me how I can go back!" Xu Wuyang quickly interrupted Silly Dog 9527's nonsense.

"Honey, you can't go back..."

As soon as Silly Dog 9527 finished speaking, there was a splash and Xu Wuyang jumped into the river without hesitation.

"But, we can fulfill one of your wishes in your original world..."

"Ahem!!! Why didn't you tell me earlier!" Xu Wuyang complained as he climbed out of the river with difficulty.

Silly Dog 9527: “…”

What can your host do? Just pamper him.

"Then can you find a new master for my Cavalry General?"

The General of Cavalry was a stray dog ​​raised by Xu Wuyang in the original world.

I have been following Xu Wuyang for five or six years, but who would have thought that he would be hit by a car and killed just when he went out to take an exam.

Now that Xu Wuyang is dead, it will probably have to pick up garbage to eat again.

Considering that I have raised it for so long, I might as well treat it as the last time I do a good deed.

"Okay, dear, but you have to complete the task first, then Silly Dog can help you realize your wish..."

Xu Wuyang sat down on a rock and smoothed the water stains on his hair. "What mission?"

"Hehe! Actually, it's very simple. We are the beauty upgrade system. As the name suggests, the task is to upgrade beauty..."

Xu Wuyang was annoyed by its "neighing" and asked directly: "Just tell me how to upgrade!"

Silly Dog 9527 explained: "It's actually very simple, host, you just need to collect the corresponding growth points, face-slapping points and love points.

When the points reach a certain amount, the system will automatically convert them into beauty points to help the host upgrade their beauty.

When your beauty level reaches level 100, the mission will be completed..."

Xu Wuyang suddenly jumped up, thinking that it was no big deal. With his handsome face, reaching level 100 would be easy for him.

But after taking only two steps, he remembered that this body was not his original one.

My heart tightened and I quickly ran to the river to take a picture. I didn't know what was going on until I took a picture. I was shocked.

"Fuck! Fuck!!!" Xu Wuyang was so frightened by his current face that he collapsed on the ground. It was too ugly. No wonder the original owner wanted to commit suicide.

"I can't take this job! I quit!" Nothing is difficult in this world as long as you are willing to give up.

"Okay, dear! Mission failed, the system will eliminate the host within sixty seconds!", the cold reminder sound of Silly Dog 9527 sounded.

"The countdown begins, 60, 59..."

"Slow... wait!" Xu Wuyang was just talking, but he didn't expect that Silly Dog took it seriously. It really lives up to its name.

He immediately stopped her and quickly agreed, "I'll do it! Isn't it okay if I do it?"

Silly Dog 9527's voice rang out again: "Okay dear, the novice gift pack has been sent to your backpack, please check it carefully~"

Xu Wuyang silently opened his backpack, and a virtual interface appeared before his eyes, showing some items: a pack of masks, large sunglasses, a baseball cap...

His face immediately fell. "Silly dog ​​9527, is your company that shabby? You gave me this kind of stuff for the newbie gift pack?"

"Hehe! So host, you have to work hard to accumulate points, so that the rewards later will be more generous!"

Xu Wuyang clicked to confirm the receipt, then put on his hat to cover his face. "I'm tired. I'm going home to get some sleep first! Give me the address..."

“Uh…hahaha…” Silly Dog 9527 giggled a few times to hide his embarrassment, then spoke hesitantly: “Because we are considering the issue of subsequent beauty upgrades.

The original owner's identity is no longer suitable for use. After repeated consideration, the bureau has decided to arrange a new identity for you.

Given your current status, you don’t have a home for the time being…”

"Oh my god! With no money and no home, what's the difference between you and a homeless person! Do you have a heart?" Xu Wuyang complained.

"Silly dog ​​is not a human being, he has no heart..."

Xu Wuyang thought that if he paid any more attention to it, it would be a dog. He walked towards the river in his wet clothes, thinking about how to solve his livelihood problem.

Xu Wuyang was not afraid. After all, in the original world, he had been raised in an orphanage. He started working and going to school when he was 16 years old, and he took good care of himself.

He staggered to a park, where birds on the branches were chirping non-stop.

A few old men were playing chess under the big pavilion in the park, and a few retired old ladies were dancing in the open space nearby, using a large black speaker.

"Old man Li, this move you made is wrong. You should move this way!" A little old man wearing reading glasses pointed at the move made by Old Man Li and said anxiously.

"Hey, do you understand what it means to watch a game of chess without saying anything?" said the chess master sitting opposite old man Li dissatisfiedly.

"Hurry up, my old lady is waiting for me to go home for dinner!" Seeing that the other party was slow to move, old man Li urged anxiously.

Old man Li shook his head helplessly, looking at the chess game in front of him. It was obviously a dead end.

"Oh! This is so boring. I'm not bragging, but no one here can play chess better than me!" Uncle Wang's face was full of pride.

At this moment, a figure squeezed in front of the chessboard, sat down casually, and said confidently and ostentatiously: "I'll play a game with you!"

Uncle Wang raised his head and glanced at Xu Wuyang with a hint of impatience in his eyes. "Little brat, do you know how to play chess? Go play somewhere else!"

"Want to bet?" Xu Wuyang raised the corner of his mouth slightly, his tone full of provocation, "If I lose, I'll give you 500, and if you lose, I'll give me 200? How about it?"

"Hey! You young man..." Uncle Wang widened his eyes with an expression of disbelief.

He is the chess king of this area, and there are very few people who can beat him. He didn't expect that today he would be provoked by a kid who hasn't even grown all his hair.

He was about to leave when he immediately changed his mind. He crossed his legs, sat firmly on the stool, and responded without showing any weakness: "Bet! If I lose, I'll call you grandpa!"

after an hour……

"Gouge out the heart with a big knife!"

"Would you like to eat another horse?"

"Double Cannon General!"

"Oh no! Why did we lose again!" Sighs were heard one after another.

There was a "clatter" sound, and Uncle Wang swept his hand across the chessboard, causing some chess pieces to fall to the ground with a crackling sound. It was obvious that he was angry and embarrassed.

Then he quickly took out six hundred yuan, slammed it on the table with a "bang", and left quickly.

"Uncle, are you leaving now? You won't play two more games with me?" Xu Wuyang shouted at Uncle Wang's back.

Xu Wuyang lowered his head and grinned as he counted the money. It was a full six hundred yuan, enough to last for several days if he saved a little.

"Ding Dong~ Growth value points increased by 50, and the reward is the primary level of bright eye repair! Please keep working hard, host."