Although Zhan Yan didn't want to dress up as a woman, he knew that this was his only chance to enter the palace legitimately.
He asked Yingyi to bring the spies over and asked with a frown, "Does anyone under your command know how to disguise themselves?"
The spy's leader immediately replied, "My Lord, I know how to do it. When those people went to gather information on weekdays, I was the one who did the dressing up!"
Zhan Yan breathed a sigh of relief: "There's no need to look for anyone else. Just dress me and Doctor Lin up as women, and we'll enter the palace to participate in the selection as funeral maids!"
The spy's leader was called Liu Qing. After hearing this, he couldn't help but stare wide-eyed: "My Lord, are you really going to enter the palace like this?"
Zhan Yan yelled at him, "If you had any other good ideas, Doctor Lin and I wouldn't be so frustrated. How dare you ask?"
Liu Qing didn't dare to say anything more and immediately ordered people to prepare clothes.
He really had a pair of skillful hands. Not only did he dress up Zhan Yan to look very handsome, he even turned the old doctor Lin into a beautiful woman.
Doctor Lin was extremely shocked. He held up a bronze mirror and looked at himself left and right. "Oh my God, is this really me? How come all the wrinkles on my face are gone?"
Liu Qing reminded him, "Old doctor, please don't smile. If you do, all the wrinkles on your face will show. So you have to hold yourself together no matter what!"
Doctor Lin nodded hurriedly: "Okay, I'll remember, I must hold on!"
As soon as he finished speaking, he heard Liu Qing ask, "Didn't I ask you to make soft steamed buns? Why haven't you done it yet?"
At this time, Yingyi came in first with a basket and said, "It's just been made, it's still hot!"
Liu Qing took out one and stuffed it into his mouth, then took out two more and pointed them at Zhan Yan's chest.
Zhan Yan got goosebumps all over his body. He subconsciously hugged his shoulders and took a half step back, asking, "What are you going to do?"
Liu Qing raised his eyebrows in surprise: "My Lord, you have to stuff the steamed buns with it. This is an important dressing tool. Otherwise, you won't even be able to pass the most basic screening!"
Zhan Yan's face turned pale and ugly. Even if he didn't want to, he couldn't stop Liu Qing from stuffing the soft steamed bun into his heart.
He felt a little downward, and reached out to support himself.
The soft film just made has a nice smell.
Zhan Yanting wanted to pinch a piece and put it in his mouth!
Doctor Lin and Mu Yi dressed up one after another. After the three of them made sure that nothing was missing, they went quietly to sign up for the selection of funeral maids.
Perhaps the three of them were well prepared, and they passed the primary election smoothly.
However, she still needs to go to the palace for re-selection, and must live in a large bunk bed with other maids.
Zhan Yan didn't care, but Doctor Lin was a little worried.
While no one was paying attention, he reached out and tugged at Zhan Yan's arm, "Can we get a private room? It's too inconvenient to sleep in a bunk bed with those women!"
Zhan Yan frowned. He didn't want to sleep in a dormitory. If he was not careful, he would be exposed.
After a moment of silence, he approached Mu Yi and said, "Do you have any of those stinky drugs that can kill people? Let's sprinkle them on our clothes. That way, the smell will be so strong that women won't dare to get close to us!"
Mu Yi nodded: "Yes!"
This time when he entered the palace, he classified all the medicine bags and hid them in his hair, and he also remembered their locations clearly.
He took the powder and handed it to the two men to sprinkle on, and a faint foul smell wafted out.
People who got close to them soon smelled it, and subconsciously covered their noses and retreated, with a look of disgust on their faces.
The girls who come to participate in the selection of burial companions are basically here to die. Who would like to be fumigated before dying?
They naturally didn't want to endure it, so they went to the palace steward and said, "No, we can't sleep next to them. They haven't bathed in who knows how many days, and they stink!"
The steward glanced at Zhan Yan and the others and couldn't help but say, "You guys look pretty, so why do you smell so bad? Didn't you take a shower before you came here?"
Zhan Yan changed his tone and said, "We're all here to be buried alive, why are you wasting water? We're all going to die anyway, clean or dirty, isn't it inevitable?"
"You!" The manager's face turned ashen with anger.
However, due to public outrage, they had no choice but to separate these three people into another small room.
Zhan Yan felt relieved now, no longer worried that someone would try to steal his soft bun in the middle of the night.
In the middle of the night, the entire palace fell into silence.
Mu Yi lowered his voice and spoke first: "I remember that King Wu lives over at Qianqiu Palace. We have to find a way to get there!"
Zhan Yan asked, "Do you know the way?"
Mu Yi nodded: "I know him, but as you can see, there are guards patrolling everywhere. It's impossible to go out and walk on the street!"
Zhan Yan sneered: "Now that you're in, it won't be difficult to get a few more sets of guards' clothes. Let's go and do it!"
The two men said they needed to take a shit and were let out. Zhan Yan was quick and took advantage of the patrolling soldiers passing by to throw a stone far away.
He was shooting in the direction of a lotus pond, and the stone fell into the water, making a natural splashing sound.
All the guards rushed over, and taking advantage of the chaos, Zhan Yan knocked the three men unconscious and immediately stripped off their clothes.
After stripping them clean, Mu Yi stuffed the powder into their mouths, muttering, "They won't wake up for four or five days!"
Zhan Yan gave him a thumbs up and quickly stuffed the man into the bushes.
After hiding themselves well, the three of them swaggered towards the inner palace.
However, as soon as he arrived at the palace gate, he was stopped by the gate guards.
He asked sternly, "What are you guys doing here? Whose orders are you following?"
Zhan Yan was standing at the front, so naturally he had to answer.
He had already thought of an excuse, and he spoke directly: "Several of the funeral maids have suddenly fallen ill, and I'm here to fetch a doctor to see them!"
The man looked him up and down, then reached out and touched him casually.
Zhan Yan's heart skipped a beat. Oh no! I forgot to throw away the soft steamed bun when I changed my clothes just now.
The man had already touched it and took it out without hesitation.
He frowned and asked, "What are you doing with this?"
Zhan Yan opened his mouth and took a big bite: "Soft steamed bun, bought by someone outside, to satisfy my hunger!"
After saying this, he looked at Mu Yi and Doctor Lin.
They both took out steamed buns from their pockets and said, "Yes, we bought some too. We'll get hungry quickly on patrol at night!"
The man waved his hands impatiently: "Get out of here!"
The three of them scurried inside. After making sure no one was watching, Old Doctor Lin wiped the sweat from his forehead and said, "God have mercy on me! When have I, the number one doctor in the Sheng Dynasty, ever been so embarrassed?"
Zhan Yan whispered to comfort him: "When you cure King Wu, I will make sure he rewards you handsomely. We have entered the Li Kingdom's palace and suffered all kinds of grievances that we have never experienced in our lives!"
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