Original God, I, a god, was madly recreated by the system

Chapter 792 The Dragon Doesn't Lie to the Dragon

in the group

Maranie: Lord Vulcan has finally reappeared in fan creations!

Kazina: That's incredible!

Mavica: Hm, is this the villain? Hahaha, it seems alright.

Kinich: It's just that Mr. Zhongli and the others' attire is a bit...

Walnut: This is too cringeworthy, hahaha!

Funina: Hahahaha

Firefly: I can never look at magical girls the same way again.

Zhongli: …………

Navilette: …………

In the video

With the appearance of the evil executive and the magical old man, the two sides immediately turned hostile towards each other.

"Old Magician Deng, you really did show up," the evil cadre Mavica sneered, looking at Old Magician Deng Zhongli and Navelette.

"Surrender, you evil cadre! We will not let you destroy the city again!" shouted the old magician, Deng Zhongli.

“That’s right,” added the old magician Denna Villette.

"Hmph, then let's see what we've got. First, I'll show you what a tail gas attack looks like."

With a shout from the evil cadre Mavica, she rode her motorcycle at incredible speed toward Zhongli and Navelette.

Upon seeing this, Zhongli and Navilette's expressions immediately hardened, and they prepared to launch an attack the instant that Mavica rushed over. However, they did not expect that Mavica would be only 10 meters away from them.

She and her motorcycle vanished instantly from Zhongli and Navelette's sight.

Then, a strong, pungent, and nauseating smell of motorcycle exhaust enveloped them, and the thick smoke from the motorcycles also obscured their vision.

"Ugh! It smells awful!" Navelette immediately covered her nose.

"And not only that, her speed just now was so fast, and these exhaust fumes..." Zhong Li looked like he was facing a formidable enemy. At this moment, they could hear Mavica circling around them at an unbelievable speed, and the thick smoke was covering them in this way.

"Is she trying to suffocate us with this thick smoke?" Navelette frowned.

"Probably..." Just as Zhong Li was about to say something, the sound of motorcycles speeding around them suddenly disappeared.

Zhongli: "The sound has disappeared."

Navelette: "Where is she?!"

Just as the two old men became tense, they suddenly realized something.

"Oh no, she's up there..."

The two looked up abruptly and saw the shadow of a motorcycle falling in the sunlight.

"Hahaha, too late! Now let me hear the roar of motorcycles!"

As Mavica laughed wildly, the motorcycle crashed down as well.

In an instant, Zhongli and Navelette, the two old magicians, let out screams of agony.

"what!!!!"

"Hahahaha, Magic Old Deng? You're utterly pathetic. Let my evil cadre, Mavica, send you on your way!"

The next second, Mavica rode her motorcycle again, laughing wildly as she charged towards the two of them.

At this moment, the two old men had just gotten up from the ground.

"us……"

"We won't lose..."

"we are……"

"Old Man Magic..."

"Without us"

"This city..."

"It will be in complete chaos..."

"Navelette Sauce"

"Zhongli Sauce"

"Let us unite once again to defeat the darkness..."

As some inexplicably exciting background music started playing, a resolute look appeared in the eyes of the two old men.

"Eat my old man's kidney stones..."

"Eat my saliva!"

As Zhongli and Navelette shouted, they unleashed their respective special moves.

Zhongli pulled out a kidney stone a meter in diameter from somewhere and threw it at Mavica. At the same time, Vilet stuck out her buttocks, puffed out her mouth, and a huge stream of water gushed out of her mouth.

Mavica, who was charging straight at her, was unable to dodge in time and was hit directly by the kidney stone, and then sprayed with saliva. But it didn't end there.

Mavica was repeatedly sprayed with saliva and sent flying backward until she crashed into a kidney stone. Under the continued spray, she screamed and finally turned into a shooting star and flew into the sky.

Of course, she also left behind a defeated statement.

"Where did such a large kidney stone come from?!"

And so, the old magician Deng Zhongli and the old magician Deng Naweilet once again protected the city. The two stood in the sunlight, their faces beaming with joy.

In the group:

Ying: I can't hold it in anymore! Where did such a huge kidney stone come from? Hahahaha!

Qi Fu: That's probably Godzilla, isn't it?

Ilya: Hahaha

Emiya: Are you sure Godzilla's kidney stones didn't have radiation?

Old Yang: Emiya's way of thinking is truly unique!

Jingyuan: Hahahaha, they're all talented!

Setrali: Mavica, how did it feel this time?

Mavica: It's alright, just a bit too little playing time. But I have an idea.

Mavica: @Shinoning, could you add that thick smoke to my car? I think using the exhaust fumes to obstruct the enemy's vision during combat would be a great idea.

Mavica: Besides, falling from the sky on a motorcycle is kind of cool, huh?

Shilonin: …………

Paimon: Wait a minute, did you actually take this video as a reference? And using exhaust fumes to interfere with the enemy, is that something a god could do?

Mavica: Paimon, what are you talking about? Isn't the point of fighting to win?

Paimon: …………

Potio: Exactly. Fighting is all about winning. As long as the methods aren't too underhanded or despicable, thick smoke and motorcycle exhaust are pretty normal.

Kafka: Indeed, the thick smoke and exhaust fumes aren't that despicable; they're just normal use of tools.

Mavica: @Shilonin, did you hear that?

Shilonen: No, didn't you already have the bike you won in the last beauty pageant? Why not use that? That thing is practically indestructible, so why would you want to modify your old bike?

Mavica: That car is indestructible, but...

Mavica: I don't have any cigarettes...

Xinoning: You might as well just install two chimneys on your current car, then you could actually ride your bike and smash people with them.

Mavica: Not bad, hahaha, then I'll leave it to you, Xinoning, hahaha

Xinoning: …………

Kinic: 6

Hu Tao: @Zhong Li, @Na Vilette, now I'd like to ask you two old Dengs, what are your thoughts?

Zhongli: I'm exhausted, Master. I need to take two days off to rest.

Qi Fu: Hahahaha

Funina: Hahahaha, what about you, Vilette?

Navelette: Oh, Fucarus, I just remembered something. Cover for me for two days.

Fryna: Fucarus has gone into seclusion. I am Fryna.