Original God, I, a god, was madly recreated by the system

Gui Naifen: Wait a minute, is emptiness not as good as form? Is form not as good as emptiness? What does that mean?

Old Yang: Form is not different from emptiness, emptiness is not different from form; form is emptiness, emptiness is form. This is a passage from the Heart Sutra (also known as the Prajnaparamita Heart Sutra) of my hometown's Buddhist tradition. It expresses a philosophical idea about the relationship between phenomena and essence.

Su Chang: Phenomenon and essence, what the heck?

Old Yang: It's not something, but... well, given your knowledge, Su Chang, how should I explain it to you?

Qi Fu: Forget it, Lao Yang, this is still too difficult for Su Chang.

Old Yang: …………

Su Chang: T_T

Jingyuan: Haha, I want to know who the next victim will be.

Feng Jin: I'm a little cold.

Barbara: It's so cold!

When the group chat went quiet, the next victim appeared, and this person happened to be Barbara, who was the last to speak.

In the video

Barbara wasn't practicing medicine or singing; instead, she was wearing workout clothes and brandishing a wooden sword.

Barbara has actually abandoned her academic pursuits for martial arts!

I don't know how long they've been exercising, but the sky in the video has changed from daytime to dusk.

Barbara also stopped practicing kendo at this time.

"Sigh, I wonder when I'll be able to surpass my sister. That way, Father and Mother can finally talk to each other properly."

"And I heard today that my mother didn't care even when my father had diarrhea," Barbara sighed as she sheathed her sword.

However, at this moment, Sino appeared out of nowhere.

"Miss Barbara, do you know why you can't compare to Miss Qin?"

"Oh, Mr. Seno, where did you come from?" Barbara was startled. She looked around, but there was nowhere for anyone to hide.

"That's not the point. The point is, Miss Barbara, do you want to know why?" Seno raised his hand to stop Barbara from asking any further questions.

"So... Mr. Seno, you know the reason?" Barbara asked, somewhat puzzled.

“Of course…” Sino nodded.

"So the reason is?" Barbara asked tentatively.

"Because of you, Barbara!" Seno gave an answer that left Barbara completely bewildered.

Barbara: "Wh...what do you mean?"

Sino: "Miss Barbara, didn't you just say that your father had diarrhea all day?"

So, your dad pooped.

"Then Barbara, you said your mother ignored your father, so your Barbara (dad) pooped again."

"Finally, Barbara, you asked again when you could surpass your sister, Miss Qin, but your Barbara (Dad) has already asked twice."

"Didn't you also do Barbara?"

As soon as Seno finished speaking, Barbara was stunned, as if struck by lightning.

As for Seno, he simply laughed and ran away.

In the group:

Jingyuan: Pfft, hahahaha, brothers, I really can't hold it in anymore, hahahaha!

Ahaha: Hahahahaha

Wendy: Hahahahaha

Paimon: Wow... Barbara's really something. One name, three meanings. Seno, you've really got some serious skills this time.

Qi Fu: Brothers, I laughed too.

Barbara: ←_←

Sino: Can I write this joke down too?

Tinari: Stop! Do you want to be put on Mondstadt's unpopular list?

Sino: I think so too!

Ayato Kamisato: Have you guys noticed? Seno has stopped pretending.

Tinari: He's never been faking it from the start, so make sure not to create the conditions that Seno wants, or he'll definitely reveal it.

Yae no Miko: Hahaha, there are still a few more victims to come.

Silver Wolf: It's not over yet, there's still at least one person left.

Gold dust: It's out, next person.

Qin: ? ? ? ! ! !

As soon as Sand Gold spoke, everyone immediately looked at the group, only to discover that the next victim was actually Qin.

At this moment, Qin in the video is sighing.

"Lord Barbatos, why are you avoiding my questions, pretending to be crazy, or acting drunk?"

"Because he is the God of Wind (Madness)!" Suddenly, Seno's decisive yet abrupt reply rang in Qin's ears.

Qin was instantly dumbfounded by the sound.

Then the scene shifts, and the video suddenly appears in Liyue, where the people appearing are Nautilus Tartaglia and the wealthy Pantarone.

"Datalia, why are the bills so high again this month?"

"Uh! This... you should understand," D'Artagnan said awkwardly, scratching his head.

"Ugh, that damned Morax, how could you act so well?" Pantalone angrily threw the bill on the ground.

That is when, unsurprisingly, another person appeared in the room.

"Rich man Pantalone, you want to know why Morax is such a good actor, right?"

"Ah, who are you? How did you get into our room?" Pantalone was startled.

“Because I just overheard your conversation, the things you said to Morax,” Seno said calmly.

"What? What do you want to do! Report to Morax?" Pantalone's eyes narrowed and his tone turned cold. Dadalia didn't say anything, but at the same time he drew his weapon.

Sino: "I don't mean anything by it, it's just that your conversation reminded me of a funny joke."

Pantalone and Dadtaglia: "???"

"You guys were just talking about why Morax is such a good actor, right? The reason Morax is such a good actor is because..."

"He's a rock god, hahaha!"

In an instant, Pantalone and D'Artagnan were stunned, and Seno vanished from the spot. After he disappeared, his last maniacal laughter still echoed in the room.

And so, many more victims appeared one after another, and some even got involved with the current Five Star Group.

For example, Seno asked Tina, "There are two girls in the group whose names both end with the character 'Jin' (堇). So, if there were a third girl whose name ends with 'Jin,' what would she be called?"

Tinauri couldn't answer, but Seno provided the answer: violet.

"Yun Jin and Feng Jin, the first part of their names is related to the sky. Feng Jin is stronger than Yun Jin. Also, the wind can move the clouds, but the clouds can't do anything to the wind. So, the next girl whose name has Jin in it will definitely be more powerful than Feng Jin. And what can't the wind move?"

"Besides the sky, there's only the earth, but since clouds and wind are both related to the sky, only the skywort can be paired with it."

"So the final answer is Tianjin (井), and 'jin' sounds like 'well,' which also represents a well that can never be filled, hahaha, it's really hilarious."

In the group:

Xing: My goodness, there are so many victims today!

Paimon: Barbara even had a second chance.

Ying: Do you know why Barbara can eat so much spicy food?

Walnut: Because it's spicy!

Qi Fu: Hahahaha

Barbara: ←_←

Kavi: Sino has gone berserk.

Gold Sands: From this day forward, the name of the Ice God is truly fitting.

Tinari: This day is truly the beginning of hell. (facepalm)

Ahaha: Hahahahaha

Jing Yuan: Hahahahahaha

(I had guests at home, so I couldn't write the second chapter. I was originally going to write about Nasita and Ray's movie, but considering certain reasons, I decided not to. It's a bit of a vulgar joke. I haven't thought of anything about Funina and Mavica yet.)