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"Bomb expert? You should have said so earlier!" Upon hearing Qi Fu's self-introduction, a speechless voice came from the other end of the phone.

“You didn’t ask!” Qi Fu retorted.

"Alright, I don't want to say any more of this. Listen to me now, I am Jean, and I'm on the second floor of the Cathedral of the West. My sister Barbara has been hit by time bombs planted in her body by the Demon Lord Alice and her daughter Klee. Now, only five..."

"Pah! It's been three minutes! You have to defuse the bomb within three minutes!" Qin yelled at Qi Fu over the phone.

"What, three minutes? Are you crazy or am I crazy? I don't even need three minutes to get to the West Wind Cathedral, let alone two minutes to go out the door! How am I supposed to dismantle it for you?" At this moment, the scene shifted to Qin's side, and Qi Fu's shocked voice rang out on her phone.

"Aren't you a bomb disposal expert? Give me remote guidance!" Qin was even more anxious because of the time constraints.

"I'm a bomb expert! Not a bomb disposal expert," Qi Fu denied over the phone.

"Isn't that the same?" Qin yelled into the phone.

"Of course not..." However, before Qi Fu could finish speaking, Qin shouted again.

"Stop with the nonsense, lives are at stake! Give me instructions on how to defuse the bomb!"

Qi Fu: “…………”

"Okay, first tell me what the bomb looks like." Perhaps because human lives were at stake, Qi Fu could only agree over the phone.

Upon hearing this, Jean immediately asked Amber to describe what the bomb looked like, and at the same time, she and Amber ran towards where Barbara was.

Soon the video showed Barbara tied to a chair with a bomb on her body that was counting down, and there was only one minute and forty seconds left on the countdown timer.

Barbara's expression was also full of fear, as if she was terrified by the bomb on her body.

Although the Knights of Favonius were not skilled at defusing bombs, they had received training and knew what type of bomb it was.

Knowing something doesn't necessarily mean you can defuse it, especially when it comes to the bombs of the Demon Lord Iris and Klee. Their bombs often have certain variations, and if you defuse them using the methods for ordinary bombs, the consequences would be unimaginable.

Therefore, only professionals can identify where the bomb has changed, which is why Qin and the others dare not dismantle it themselves.

In a short time, Amber and his team explained the bomb's structure to Qi Fu in just thirty seconds.

Qi Fu, being a bomb expert, was also quite skilled and recognized the variant in just thirty seconds.

And there were only about thirty seconds left.

"I know what to do now. Luckily, you didn't cut the ropes binding the victim so easily. If I'm not mistaken, there were tiny detonators in those ropes. If you had cut them, Miss Barbara would probably have been blown up into a Gundam on the spot, and your tailors would have turned into Gundams too."

Qin heard Qi Fu's voice on the phone, but to Qin at that moment, that voice felt like hell.

"There are only 15 seconds left! Tell me quickly where to cut!"

Qi Fu: "The red line on the left..."

Upon hearing the word "red line on the left" mentioned on the phone, Jean immediately shouted "Red line on the left!" at Amber, who was holding scissors.

And just like that, Amber immediately cut the red line to the left of the bomb.

At that moment, Qi Fu's voice came through the phone.

"...the white line below"

"Boom!" Then Qi Fu on the other end of the phone also heard a huge explosion.

The next scene in the video shows a cute black and white photo of Barbara, with Jean kneeling below and crying, while a large group of people are eating in the background.

Everyone also saw Hu Tao and Zhong Li, who were energetically banging drums and gongs, and even had a hint of excitement on their faces.

In the group:

Barbara: ………

Qin: …………

Paimon: Pfft, it's supposed to be a sad event, so why does seeing Nutto and Zhongli banging drums and gongs make it all funny? How did they manage to make it sound like that?

Walnut: Hahaha, Zhongli, let's do that next time, okay? Let's change the funeral music to that style.

Zhongli: Master, you should be serious for once.

Xingqiu: If walnuts could be serious, then they wouldn't be walnuts.

Ying: Exactly, can Hu Tao be serious?

Wind Violet: Poor Barbara

Wendy: But I didn't expect the bomb expert to be Chiffon. I thought it was Klee and the others. But why do I always feel that Ms. Alice and the others are capable of doing something like this?

Alice: Hahaha, because we are the Great Demon King Dudu! Hahahaha!

Klee: Klee is the Great Demon King, she's going to blow everyone away!

Jean: Klee!!!

Klee: Uh, Klee's a good girl, she'll go report to the detention room now.

Qi Fu: Poor Klee, she was forcibly killed by Jean.

Qin: …………

The video wasn't finished playing.

So soon everyone continued watching. After Barbara's funeral was over, the Knights of Favonius were missing Amber, because she had been Barbara's Gundam as the wire cutter at the time.

After finishing Barbara's funeral, Qin immediately sought out Qi Fu to seek revenge, but unfortunately, although Qi Fu spoke a little slowly, it was mostly because Qin didn't hear him finish speaking.

That's why Amber cut the wrong wire in the last few seconds.

Therefore, the responsibility did not lie with Qi Fu, and Qin could not do anything about Qi Fu, but Qin still remembered Qi Fu.

A few days later

Another emergency has occurred. The Great Demon Queen Alice and her daughter have once again committed an evil act, and this time the victim is someone from within the Knights of Favonius, namely Yura.

"What? That demon king is demanding a ransom of 3 billion Mora from the Yura family? Or she'll kill her?" Qin was furious when she heard the news.

"What a joke! How could Lawrence possibly pay a ransom for Yura? Those guys with their outdated thinking see Yura as a traitor. How could they possibly go to save her?"

“Although we don’t have the money to pay Yura’s ransom, the Great Demon Kings are still the same as before. They never show up on their own. Even if they kidnapped Yura, they would put her in a different place. Now we have found Yura. We just need to defuse Yura’s bomb and we can save her,” Kaeya said to Jean in a deep voice.

"So, what type of bomb is on Yura?" Qin asked, rubbing her forehead in distress.

"It's remotely controlled. Not only is it equipped with a camera, but it also has the same tiny detonators as Barbara last time. If even one isn't handled properly..."

"The Great Demon King will probably just press the detonation button, and if we still don't cut the wire correctly, the bomb will explode on its own," Kaeya said, clenching his fist.

Upon hearing this, Qin gritted her teeth and said, "Call the bomb disposal expert!"

Then the next scene appeared

"Hello! This is the city's emergency response center. How can I help you?"

The familiar opening remarks and voice on the phone made Qin grit her teeth again.

"you again!"

The person on the other end of the phone: "…………"

"Is Mr. Abedo here?" Qin asked through gritted teeth.

On the other end of the phone: "What a coincidence, Mr. Abedo just went out again."

Upon hearing this, Qin immediately prepared to hang up, but at that moment, a panicked voice rushed over.

"It's terrible, Commander Qin! The Great Demon King just sent a message saying that if we can't pay the ransom within five minutes, he'll kill us immediately!"

"What? Didn't they say there was no time limit before?" Qin's eyes widened.

"That's right, but the Demon Lord just said that she's learned enough about raising children in Mondstadt, and she's going to Liyue for a visit. If she doesn't get paid, she'll detonate the bomb on Captain Yura and launch a super Demon Lord bomb into Mondstadt as well."

Qin: "…………"

In the group:

Sand Gold: What a super demon king!

Ningguang: Am I going to be kidnapped too?

Qi Fu: (This last part is a nonsensical string of characters and doesn't translate directly.)

Navia: Hahaha, because of you, the bomb disposal expert!

Qi Fu: Nonsense, I'm clearly a bomb expert, bomb disposal isn't my forte.

Sino: It looks like the Great Demon King is going to travel all over the seven kingdoms. Today's video is a bit long.

Feng Jin: Since it's a bit long, Lord Qi Fu, why don't you come and take care of your business first?

Feng Jin: This is what Her Majesty Kerudela told me to say.