Original God, I, a god, was madly recreated by the system

The flashback ended there, and Xing in the video immediately spoke.

Xing: "There's something off about Zhong Li in your description."

"Of course something's wrong. Later I realized that this guy actually..." Qingque's tone was a little angry.

Xing was shocked: "You've discovered that Zhongli is actually the Rock King Emperor?!"

Qingque angrily slapped her wheelchair with her still-functioning left hand: "Whether he's the Rock King Emperor or not, I don't know, but this guy is the one who hit me with a meteorite."

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Qingque: "What's with that speechless expression?"

Xing: "It's okay. So, how did you find out?"

Qingque: "Because Lauma came from Nordkalai, saying that a Liyue person kidnapped their moon goddess."

Xing: "I knew it... that was him!"

Qingque: "But I didn't know that at the time. I never imagined that the Moon Singers of the Frost Moon Child never brought food for their own gods. Poor Columbia almost starved to death!"

Upon hearing this, Ying and Paimon immediately invited Zhongli over and used food to lure Columbia back to Liyue.

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"And then what happened? When their scheme was exposed, how did Lauma act?" Xing asked again.

Qingque: "Later, they had a debate over Columbia, but in the end, Hu Tao, who had just joined in the fun, was thrown into jail."

Xing: "Huh? Why?"

Qingque: "Because Columbia is the moon goddess, she can use lunar torque. As long as she is there, she can generate the gravity of the planet. And coincidentally, Columbia lives in the Hall of Rebirth, which is surrounded by special Nordkal plants. So, by carrying the plants, she also carries lunar torque."

"While playing around at night, Hu Tao happened to discover this phenomenon. So, while casually playing, she stole money from some people walking at night. She didn't know it and thought money was falling from the sky."

"And that's the origin of the Liyue Great Thief Case."

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"What's wrong with you again? Are you spacing out again?" Qingque noticed Xing's motionless expression again.

"I'm too tired to even talk about what you've been through. I just want to ask you one thing: do you remember your mission to travel on public funds?" Xing sighed, rubbing her forehead in exasperation.

"Of course I remember. I wrote a full twenty pages of food reviews for Liyue. The food at Crescent Moon Pavilion is outrageously expensive. Although it has some specialty dishes, it's completely unaffordable for the average person. They don't even offer a free glass of water. If I hadn't been on a company-funded trip, I wouldn't have dared to eat there."

"Next is Liuli Pavilion. The food is slightly cheaper than Xinyue Pavilion, but still just as expensive. Water is free, but the drinks, tea, and snacks are a third more expensive than at Xinyue Pavilion. Moreover, the taste isn't particularly outstanding; it's only the lower end of a high-end restaurant."

"Finally, the most affordable is Wanmintang, and I really have to give them a shout-out. Bird eggs that sell for 200 yuan each in some markets are only 180 yuan for fried eggs at Wanmintang's takeout service. They're practically selling at a loss!"

Qingque rang out.

Xing continued, rubbing his forehead, "Qingque, do you think it's possible that Wanmintang's purchase price for bird eggs is much lower than the market price?"

"Yes, that's why the Grand Diviner scolded me like that later," Qingque nodded.

"So, you really submitted this on-site investigation?" Xing really didn't want to ask any more questions, but Qingque still hadn't said how she had been beaten up like this.

"Of course not, I also didn't forget to record things about Colombia and some other people," Qingque denied.

A question mark appeared above Xing's head: "Columbia, didn't you already make up some things?"

"That wasn't enough, so considering that Columbia later became quite plump after coming to Liyue, I exaggerated the description and portrayed her as a very fat person."

"They were forcibly kidnapped by the evil traveler and Zhongli and raised like pigs."

"And the big-breasted, brainless Moon Singer, Lauma, is a natural idiot. What god doesn't eat? She's not a machine."

"And then there's Ineff, the pure human-machine hybrid..."

"Neff, the owner of the secret shop who looks like a snake but can't undress like one."

"The comedic appeal of Yakoda is comparable to that of a simple dress."

"The Little Kid Inventor Aino"

"Ye Lan is clearly an old auntie, but she deliberately dresses in a very provocative way."

"Then there was the noblewoman Ningguang. She seemed so mature, but upon inquiry, it turned out she was just some ancient Chu woman from a thousand years ago."

"And then there's Gan Yu and Ke Qing, with faces that could bring ruin to a country, yet they're both hopelessly workaholics."

"And Shen He, Gan Yu's junior sister, you're clearly a vegetarian, so where did you get those breasts that are several times bigger than Gan Yu's? Don't tell me you secretly ate them behind your Immortal Chicken Master's back."

"Hu Tao calls herself a dark poet, but her poems are not for the average person to listen to."

"And another thing, Mr. Yun Jinyun, with such a great voice, why don't you expand into a third career? Like, how about using pop songs to entice young people?"

"And Yao Yao, did you not drink the Meng Po soup? Otherwise, why do you look more like an adult than adults?"

"And Yan Fei, as a half-immortal, I can see that your energy is about the same as Gan Yu's, but how come your strength is so weak? You really disgrace immortals. As a member of the Immortal Ship, I have to despise you..."

"And then there's Captain Beidou... You might as well just stop calling yourself Beidou and start calling yourself Super Female Tyrant..."

"And that second young lady of the Flying Cloud Chamber of Commerce, you might as well just cut off your fifth leg. I know a Galaxy Girl Group, if you join... you'll be their top star!"

"Bala, bala...balala..."

Xing was stunned as she watched Qingque launch into a tirade of criticisms of various Teyvat celebrities. She had no idea how many people Qingque would offend with her words.

"Stop!" Seeing that Qingque had already started talking about celebrities and their friends and parents, Xing stopped her immediately.

"Wait a minute, how many people did you evaluate?" Xing shouted.

“I’ve evaluated everyone whose name I can name, and each person has at least 500 words of evaluation. For people like Columbia, it’s a full three pages of their strengths and weaknesses.” Qingque gestured with her left hand, showing five fingers.

"Wow...you're really, incredibly awesome. So, do they know about these comments you've made?" Xing was completely shocked.

"I didn't know at first, but that little rascal found out, and in the end, I got a beating for that comment and they burned all my manuscripts."

"When I returned to the immortal ship covered in wounds, I was also suspended from my post by the Grand Diviner because I couldn't submit the manuscript," Qingque added.

"Wait a minute, so you're saying your legs were still fine when you came back?" Xing noticed the blind spot.

“That’s right, although they beat me up, it was only some superficial injuries,” Qingque nodded.

"And what about your legs?" Xing looked down at Qingque's entire body.

"Actually, after I came back, I was accidentally hit by a drunk driver in a Star Chariot. At the time, I was covered in superficial injuries and couldn't exert any strength at all. Facing such a drunk driver, it's a miracle I didn't die," Qingque said quietly.

"So, your legs weren't injured by them at all?" Xing felt like vomiting blood.

"It's true that they didn't attack me, but they are definitely involved. If they hadn't injured me, how could I have been too weak to dodge that starship?" Qingque retorted.

"Smack!" A slap landed on Qingque's head.

"Serves you right!" Xing said angrily as she left.

"Ding, today's second creation, 'Qingque Sharp Commentary,' is complete."

…………

In the group:

Colombia: Lauma, the big-breasted, brainless woman

Lauma: …………

Yakoda: The boss who can't do the snake waist dance

Nefer: Yakoda, your performance bonus for this month has been cancelled.

Yakoda: Ah!

Xingqiu: Top Girl Group Member

Chongyun: Pfft, hahahaha

Jing Yuan: To be honest, if Qing Que really wants to publish these comments, she's afraid she'll really offend everyone.

Qingque: I'm not that stupid.

Artoria: Actually, there are some good reviews too, like Manmindo. We went to Xiangling's shop with Illya last time, and it was really good.

Ayaka Kamisato: After all, it's affordable, which is why Manmindo is so popular.

Emiya: Yes, the Chinese food was also very delicious. I even learned to cook several dishes.

Xiangling: Hehe, remember to come next time! Archer, I can teach you my special slime recipe too!

Emiya: Forget about slimes, I still can't stand the texture. But if it's your glowing dish, I'd be interested in researching it with you guys.

Sand Gold: I didn't expect Archer to have the ability to cook?

Emiya: When you were a Heroic Spirit, did you ever ask me anything?

Qi Fu: Well, it's alright, but not great. If I could give my opinion in person, it would be much more entertaining.

Xing: In that case, judging from Qingque's tendency to offend people unintentionally in the video, she probably doesn't have many days left to live.

Qi Fu: Wouldn't it be better if we had fun, ascended to heaven, and ended the story?

Ying: You'd be better off being the gossip, and if you're even a little dishonest, it'll be even more fun.

Qi Fu: Wouldn't I be the one getting beaten up like that?

Ying: Anyway, you've lost face.

Qi Fu: It's just that I don't care about that.

Yominomiya: The least godlike of gods

Qi Fu: I disagree. I'm not the only one who doesn't look divine but is actually a god; for example, Barbatos.

Qin: ………… (holding her forehead)

Wendy: Hahaha, even if Barbatos doesn't look like a god, at least he did some serious work, right?

Qi Fu: Haven't I done anything productive? How about we have a competition?

Wendy: Hahaha, no thanks, no thanks. You can make someone's wish come true with just a promise. How can that compare to you?

Qi Fu: [Smug expression]

Setrari: [Disdainful expression]

Then several girls, including Hu Tao, sent over a few disdainful emojis.

Seeing the women looking at him with disdain, Qi Fu immediately chimed in.

Qi Fu: Okay, that's enough for now. We have some things to take care of at another place in our family. We'll talk later.

So Qi Fu decisively logged off and rushed to Onfaros.