Original God, I, a god, was madly recreated by the system

The fact that Bai'e and Wan Di started arguing in the group chat was unexpected for everyone. Whether they actually fought or not, no one knew, but everyone knew that the video had already started.

"Ding, today's fan-made video 'Qingque's Sharp Commentary' has finished loading."

As the familiar video unfolded, everyone immediately saw a scene.

In the video:

Xing walked on the plaza of Luofu Immortal Boat and seemed to notice something.

As Xing continued walking, everyone saw what she had seen.

It was Qingque, or more accurately, Qingque sitting in a wheelchair, with her legs and one hand bandaged, and even her head wrapped up.

"Qingque? It's been a while. Did you fall off the Jianmu tree?" Xing asked first.

"Ah, it's you, my good sister! You've gone back to Xianzhou for a trip?" Qingque noticed Xing at this moment.

"Well, I came back to buy some good food. So, how did you fall off the Jianmu tree?" Xing nodded.

"My dear sister, how can you believe that all my injuries are from falling off the Jianmu tree? Putting aside the fact that the Immortal Ship doesn't allow people to climb the Jianmu tree, it's so tall. If I had fallen, would you still be able to see me intact now?" Qingque was speechless.

Xing: "Since you didn't deny it, I thought it was true."

"I..." Qingque was completely speechless.

"Okay, okay, just kidding. So how did you get this injury?" Xing waved her hand with a smile.

"I didn't fall, I was beaten!" Qingque waved her left hand, which she could only move.

"Hiss, who? Such a big grudge? Sister, do you want me to help you get revenge?" Xing gasped.

"Forget it, forget it, you can't beat me!" Qingque's eyes lit up slightly, but then she gave up.

"Can't beat them? Are you kidding me? Even if I can't beat them, how many friends do I have in the Galaxy Baseball Man universe? If we all gang up on them, how could we not beat them?" Xing seemed to have heard the funniest joke in history.

"I'm telling the truth, after all, the Grand Diviner was among those who hit me!"

In an instant, Xing fell silent. Among those who attacked Qingque?

hiss!

Even if she thought about it with her toes, it seemed strange that Qingque was being beaten.

"So, what happened?" Xing's expression became more serious.

"This story begins with General Jingyuan asking the Grand Diviner to write an evaluation of the Celestial Ship people's friends from the universe," said Qingque.

"Evaluation article? What does that mean?" A question mark appeared above Xing's head.

"It's an article about how the Immortal Ship people perceive other races in the universe. Haven't people always said that the Immortal Ship people are too xenophobic, even distinguishing between Immortal Ship locals and outsiders? So some people think the Immortal Ship people are very arrogant. Therefore, General Jingyuan wanted the Grand Diviner to write an article praising other races in the universe, so that other people's impression of the Immortal Ship people would improve," Qingque continued.

“Should we have the Grand Diviner write it? That would be fine. After all, she’s always pedantic and meticulous. In my memory, she’s the most cultured person. Even General Jingyuan is inferior to her in my eyes.” Xing nodded in agreement.

“That’s right, that’s right. The Grand Diviner talks in a very complicated way every day, with so many embellishments that I can hardly understand him. This kind of old-fashioned person is obviously the most cultured,” Qingque nodded.

Old antique?

In an instant, Xing seemed to realize something.

There was a brief silence for two seconds.

"So, how does the work of the Grand Diviner have anything to do with you?" Xing asked tentatively.

Qingque: "Because... the Grand Diviner has assigned this task to me again!"

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"So, why should I give it to you?" Xing asked again.

"I don't know, maybe she can't stand me slacking off and playing cards all day long. Someone like her, who's a real bully, loves to take advantage of easy targets like me," Qingque said after thinking for a moment.

Xing couldn't hold back any longer. "You know you're always slacking off!" Now she understood why Fu Xuan wanted to beat up Qing Que.

If it's her, she'll beat her up too!

"So, what did you write after you took over the job from the Grand Diviner?" Xing asked again.

However, Qingque denied it: "No, I didn't write it right away. I went directly to the Grand Diviner and told him that I was not suitable for this job. You know, this kind of cultural work is not suitable for me."

Xing was surprised to hear this, as the situation was not as she had expected. It wasn't that Qingque had written something bad and got beaten up.

"What did you say back then?" Xing asked curiously.

Qingque: "The situation was like this..."

And so the video entered Qingque's memories.

At this time, the group

Qi Fu: Before we even got to the point, Qing Que had already stepped on two landmines.

Gui Naifen: An old-fashioned relic

Paimon: Skinning

Fu Xuan: Hehe

Qingque: I'm innocent, Lord Taibu! I would never complain about you so directly!

Fu Xuan: So, you mean you'll complain in your heart but won't say it out loud, right?

Qingque: Yes...

Qingque: Bah, no, that's not how it is, Lord Taibu, even I wouldn't say that.

Qingque: Bah! I mean, I wouldn't even dare to think about it!

Alice: Now, the third one is thunderous.

Qingque: I'm innocent!

In the group chat, Qingque cried out that she was innocent, but the video of Qingque's memories plunged her into a deep and painful situation.

In the video:

Upon entering Qingque's memories, one sees the perfectly healthy Qingque facing Fu Xuan, who is sitting behind a desk.

"So, you mean you're not well-educated enough to take on this responsibility, right?" Fu Xuan looked calmly at Qing Que.

"Yes, yes, yes, Your Excellency, you know that I spend my days slacking off and playing cards, my mind is full of thoughts of winning money. If you ask me to write an article that needs to be published throughout the universe, I'm afraid it would be beneath my dignity," Qingque said humbly, nodding.

“I know, that’s why I chose you to do it,” Fu Xuan said calmly as he looked at Qing Que.

"Ah! Why?" Qingque was stunned.

Fu Xuan: "Because, in the entire Grand Divination Bureau, you are the most idle and the most adept at shirking your duties."

Qingque: “…………”

Fu Xuan: "Qingque, if you don't want me to tell your parents about your affairs, then get this done for me. As for your lack of education, that's fine too. As long as you write the general content of the article, I will rewrite it based on your content."

"I see! Then, Lord Taibu, since you can rewrite it, why don't you just write it yourself?" Qingque asked curiously.

"If I had time to write it myself, would I need you to do it? Writing this article requires leaving Xianzhou to conduct on-site research, experience their customs, and write down my actual feelings. Do I have time to do these things? Does Xianzhou need me in this situation? Qingque, I'm offering you a cushy job that allows you to travel on public funds, and you're still making excuses. What more do you want?"

In an instant, the sound of Fu Xuan slapping his hand on the desk startled Qing Que even more.

"Oh! Oh! So it's possible to travel on public funds? That's great, that's great, Your Excellency, I'll definitely get this done for you!" Qingque immediately grinned.

"Hmph!" Fu Xuan snorted as she looked at Qing Que, who was grinning and busy flattering her.

"Then hurry up and pack your things to register with the finance department," Fu Xuan glared at Qing Que.

"Yes, yes, yes, I will disappear from your sight immediately," Qingque nodded and bowed.

Just as Qingque was about to turn and leave, she suddenly turned back around.

"Qingque, is there anything else?" Fu Xuan noticed Qingque's movements.

"No, it's nothing. I've wanted to say something to you for a long time," Qingque shook her head.

Fu Xuan: "What did you say?"

Qingque: "Grand Diviner, I know you are a cultured man, and your knowledge is vast."

"But why do you label yourself a slut?"

At this point, Qingque pointed directly to the two powerful calligraphy characters on Fu Xuan's head.

“A slut?” Fu Xuan was taken aback for a moment, then she turned her head to look at the calligraphy above her head.

Then Fu Xuan's face instantly turned black.

"What slut? The word is 'open and honest.' Do you even have any culture?" Fu Xuan pointed at Qing Que's nose and started cursing.

"Ah, open and honest? I thought you were a slut! I was wondering how you could be so unrestrained when you're not even married yet? You're openly labeling yourself a slut." Qingque turned around.

However, as soon as she finished speaking, a white-stockinged, jade-like foot kicked Qingque hard in the face.

And that's where the flashback ends, the video returns to Qingque and Xing's side.

"That's right, Lord Taibu kicked one of my teeth out," Qingque said, grinning to reveal his two rows of white teeth. Notably, Qingque had a bright green tooth in his upper jaw.

"You even got a tooth kicked out? Well, you really asked for it." Xing was speechless.

“Yes, this is indeed my own fault. I’m too uncultured. The Grand Diviner gave me money to get my teeth fixed, so I don’t blame her.” Qingque nodded.

"So, why are your teeth green?" Xing asked again.

"Because this is the doctor that the Grand Diviner found for me. He said he wanted to teach this idiot a lesson so that he wouldn't talk nonsense if he didn't understand," Qingque added.

Xing: "Looks like your little tooth still hasn't grown in."

"I won't deny it!" Qingque rarely admitted.

"So, did your publicly funded trip fall through?" Xing asked again.

"Of course not. If it had fallen through, I wouldn't be in this state now," Qingque denied.

"It seems that the diviner is too kind, he only knocked out one of your teeth," Xing said solemnly.

“Indeed, the Grand Diviner is so kind,” Qingque echoed again.

Xing: "So, where was the first stop on your publicly funded trip?"

Bluebird: "I went to Nodcalai in Teyvat to see the moon goddess Columbia!"

"Wait a minute, who did you say you saw?" Xing thought she had misheard.

Qingque: "The Moon Goddess Columbia!"

"Wait, sister, the moon goddess Columbia? How did you end up in Teyvat? Is it possible to travel there on a free basis?" Xing was completely dumbfounded.

“Why not? This is a tour, cough, inspection route set by General Jingyuan,” Qingque said loudly.

Xing was silent for two seconds.

"Sister, your universe is a bit too vast."