Original God, I, a god, was madly recreated by the system

Chapter 7: Day 1 of Envy of Mr. Pervert

Paimon: What? How could I possibly make such a piss-off expression? My character is ruined.

Qi Fu: Although I really want to punch Paimeng hard, I still have to say, second creation, basic operation, don't blame

Kaeya: Although I really want to punch Paimon hard, I still have to say, second creation, basic operation, don't blame

Wendy: Although I really want to punch Paimon hard, I still have to say, second creation, basic operation, don't blame

Ying: Although I really want to punch Paimeng hard, I still have to say, second creation, basic operation, don't blame

Paimon: It’s okay for Kaeya and Venti to copy and paste, but why did you copy it too, Ying? I’m not safe like this (stomps his feet in anger)

While Paimon was complaining in the group, Ying and Paimon in the video had already found Qin and accepted the commission to investigate the real murderer.

"Honorary Knight, because this matter concerns Barbara's reputation, I have privately invited a private detective to investigate this matter together. If the private detective I hired finds the criminal in advance, I can only say sorry." Qin also said this to Ying.

"Is that so? That doesn't matter. I love challenges the most. Please rest assured, Qin, I will definitely complete this commission before that private detective. Then please prepare more Mora." Ying laughed disdainfully when she heard that.

"Uh, okay...okay!"

Faced with Ying's evil smile, Qin had no choice but to agree, as if if she didn't agree, Ying would reveal the evil beneath her innocent face.

Ying: What? Why do you use the narration to mark it? How could there be evil under my pure and beautiful face?

Qin: Well, from what I understand, Miss Ying is not that kind of person. This second creation is really too creative. It is simply making everyone fly away.

Diluk: Agreed

Qi Fu: Hahahaha, I knew this would happen, and I am even more certain who the criminal is.

Ying: @Qi Fu, you will know whether it is true or not now

Qi Fu: @Ying, do you want to know? If you beg me, I will tell you. I know more than you think. And before you beg me, I have to say that Qi Fu has great merits and is the most handsome man in the world.

Ying: Just based on your narcissistic words, you are dreaming. I won't beg you. I will never praise a stranger I have never met. Besides, who knows what you look like?

Coral Palace Heart Sea: …………

Qi Fu: Hehehe!

Ying: Middle finger pointing up emoji

At this time, Ying and Paimon in the video are ready to go out to look for clues. Of course, before looking for clues, they must first meet the victim Barbara and ask Barbara for some key information.

Soon they arrived at Mond Cathedral, but just as they were about to enter, they met a young man.

"Hey, isn't this the blonde hero and her flying pet who dealt with the Wind Dragon?"

"Who are you?" Ying and Paimeng were stunned when they saw the young man in front of them, someone they had never seen before.

"I'm Shikanoin Heizo from Inazuma. I came to Mondstadt to travel with a friend. We were planning to just wander around Mondstadt before heading to Liyue, but someone leaked the fact that I'm a great detective, so Captain Jean contacted me to investigate the theft of Barbara's panties."

After Shikanoin Heizo introduced himself, Ying and Paimon were stunned.

"Wait, are you the detective who robbed us of our money?" When Paimon in the video screamed in surprise, Paimon in the group also screamed.

Paimon: Hey, Shikanoin Heizo? Are you really a detective?

Heizo Kanouin: Oh my, oh my, I didn’t expect that I would appear in the secondary creation video so soon?

Yaesu: Oh my, I didn’t expect that I could see Inazuma people appearing normally in other countries. In our reality, this is simply unimaginable.

Kamisato Ayaka: ………

Kaedehara Manyo: …………

Qi Fu: Damn it, @Luyeyuan Heizo, how come you're on TV so soon? And with your friends, who did you go with?

Heizo Kanoin: Hahaha, I am also quite curious now. Apart from you, I can be considered a friend with whom I can chat well, but we are not that close. So, which friend can invite me to travel?

Heizo Kanoin: So is it possible that friend is you @Qifu?

Qi Fu: You think our relationship is not that close, how could it be me? Besides, this is a secondary video. I don’t want me to be your friend in the video.

Yaesugami: Hahaha, little guy, are you afraid of being retaliated by the system?

Qi Fu: …………

Qi Fu: No, @Yae Shenzi, how do you have time to watch videos? Where is that guy?

Yaejinko: That guy ran too fast, I couldn't catch up with him, so I didn't chase him, and now the most important thing is to have fun

Qi Fu: Really? That’s such a pity!

Skirmisher: Tsk!

While chatting in the group, changes also occurred in the video.

After Heizo Shikanoin and Paimon Ying got to know each other, Ying unilaterally issued a challenge to Heizo Shikanoin, but Heizo Shikanoin smiled calmly and didn't care about Ying's challenge at all.

He also generously told Ying that she would not get any clues by meeting Barbara, but Ying did not believe him, so Shikanoin Heizo had no choice but to let Ying go and see for herself, and the two sides left in such a calm manner.

Heizo Shikanoin went to investigate other clues, while Ying went into the church to find Barbara.

"Wow, I can't get married!" As soon as they came in, they saw Barbara crying.

"Ms. Barbara, we are here to investigate that pervert. Do you know any clues?

"Wow, I can't get married!

"Well, Miss Barbara, do you know when you lost your panties?"

"Wow, I can't get married!

"Ugh! This!"

"Wow, wow, wow, I can't get married!"

"Well, Miss Barbara, calm down. As long as we help you find that pervert, you can get married," Paimon could only say.

However, Barbara looked at her with tears in her eyes and said, "Wow, wow, when I find him, I will have no choice but to marry Mr. Pervert."

Ying, Paimon: “…………”

In the group:

Paimon: So this is what Shikanoin Heizo meant by not being able to find any clues? How could a Barbara like this possibly find any clues from her? (stomps her feet in anger)

Keqing: From being unable to get married to having to marry a pervert, I don’t know what to say.

Barbara: Wow, I don't think I should be that fragile.

Nilu: But Miss Barbara is so beautiful. Damn you pervert!

Barbara: Thank you, but I haven't had my genitals stolen by a pervert in real life. I wouldn't say I want to marry one either.

Qi Fu: Damn, I envy the pervert in the video’s first day

Ying: Damn, I envy the pervert in the video’s first day

Paimeng: Ying, what do you mean by saying that with Qi Fu? What are you, a girl, envious of? You can't have children.

Ying: Damn it, I’m even more envious!

Katsina: Why am I more envious?

Malani: Uh, this!! I don't quite understand it either!

Paimon: Ying, be normal.

Qi Fu: Hahaha, if she were really normal, she wouldn’t be Ying. Don’t be fooled by her cold and innocent appearance. In fact, she is more active than anyone else inside.

Ying: Paimon, how is Inazuma going? (While wiping the sword)

Paimon: Eh!!! (scared)

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