Hu Tao: Seven Gods, Seven Gods, Zhongli?

Walnut: Ah, I understand!

Hu Tao: Zhongli, your true identity.

Zhongli: …………

Liuyunjiefeng Zhenjun: The silly child finally discovered

Hu Tao: The Emperor has eliminated many demons in the past. Those demons were all fighting for the position of Rock God. Zhongli, you have a friendship with the immortals. Sure enough, you are one of the demons who fought with the Emperor for the position of Rock God.

Zhongli: …………

True Lord Liuyunjiefeng: …………

Keqing:…………

Ganyu: …………

Doctor Truth: There is no hope for this foolish child

Elhaisen: Agreed!

Walnut: Who's the fool? Who's hopeless? I'm actually...

Before Hu Tao could finish her words, the video changed.

"Ding, "The Eight Great Masters of Teyvat" has been loaded."

The image in the video faded, and then the picture appeared.

First, the scene of Mondstadt lit up.

Barbara: Sure enough, Mondstadt comes first!

Qin: Not surprising

Tevarin: I'm already laughing, hahahahaha

After a slight movement in the group, everyone turned their attention back to the video.

After Mondstadt appeared, the huge statue of Vanessa, which also represented the wind god Wendy, soon appeared.

Then the video angle slid down, and Mond's acting leader Jean was praying under the statue with the Knights of Favonius and the people of the Church of Favonius.

"Lord Barbatos, Lady Vanessa, please protect the people of Mondstadt so that they can live and work in peace and happiness, and avoid suffering."

Qin prayed sincerely to the statue.

At the same time, the others also prayed sincerely, but it was at this time.

A loud noise came from behind.

After hearing this, Qin Yi and the others could only look behind them.

In the distance, a red-haired young man was grabbing a green-haired boy and bringing him over.

Looking at the two figures, Qin's expression was a little surprised.

"Hey, Boss Diluc, what are you doing?"

The red-haired young man was Diluk.

"I'm here to deliver the prisoner!" Diluk said coldly.

"Criminal?" Jean was stunned again, then looked at the embarrassed green-haired boy under Diluk's command.

"Isn't this Lord Wendy, who claims to be the best bard in the world? How come you and Boss Diluk are at odds?" Jean asked again.

"From last month to today, he has been eating and drinking for free in my shop for a month. Now he owes me one million Mora. Today I asked him if he should pay me back, but he said as usual that he didn't bring it today and would pay me another day."

"After countless excuses over the past month, I'm pretty sure this guy is broke and wants to eat and drink for free. To prevent him from suddenly slipping away, I've captured him and brought him here to you today."

"I don't care what method you use, you must find a way to make him spit out Mora from his mouth," Diluk said coldly.

"No, Master Diluk, I said I really forgot to bring it. I will bring Mora another day, another day," Wendy smiled awkwardly.

"I've been hearing you say this for a month. You must go to jail today." Diluk glared at Wendy.

"No, if I go to jail, there's really no way you can pay me back," Wendy shouted again.

"Don't worry about what he says. I want you, the Knights of Favonius, to interrogate him and find out his background. Where is his home and what is in his home? Only then can I know if he is just a scoundrel who eats and drinks for free," Diluk snorted coldly.

"As a wandering bard, how can I have a fixed residence? The sky is my blanket and the earth is my bed. If I really want to talk about home, the sky and the earth are my home. How about this, since the sky and the earth are my home, then everything in the sky and the earth is mine."

"Master Diluc, how much do you think this statue of the God of Wind is worth? I'll sell it to you!" Wendy said something that stunned everyone around him.

Diluk was so angry that he laughed.

"Captain Qin, you saw it too. Such a shameless guy, why don't you take him away for interrogation?"

Qin held her forehead, she was speechless. It was really bold for him to say that he wanted to sell the statue of the God of Wind in front of her, the acting leader.

So he raised his hand and signaled the Knights.

"Hold him to jail!"

In this way, several knights took Venti from Diluk and walked towards the Knights.

Wendy, who was being taken away, also screamed in panic at this time.

"Wait, wait, I have something else to say"

Suddenly the Knights paused, and Qin and the others looked at Wendy again.

Qin: "Sir Wendy, do you have anything else to say?"

"Let me go first!" Wendy broke free from the knights' restraints and straightened her clothes.

"Actually, I didn't intend to explain these things to you, but now that it's an emergency, I have no choice but to tell you. Do you see this statue?" Wendy pointed to the huge statue of the god of wind in the square.

"I saw it! What's wrong?" Qin nodded.

"Don't you think it looks like me?" Wendy asked.

"Well, I always think that you, Lady Wendy, look quite similar to Lady Vanessa when cosplaying," Qin nodded thoughtfully.

"What COS? You didn't even recognize me," Wendy said speechlessly.

"Okay, since mortals can't see it, then I won't pretend anymore. I'll reveal my cards. In fact, I am Barbatos himself, your most respected Lord God of Wind." Wendy showed an expression that said, "Come and worship me, worship me."

Wendy thought that by saying these words, everyone would be shocked and stunned, and her property dispute would be resolved.

But the silence around her made Wendy feel something was wrong.

When he opened his eyes and looked at Qin and the others, they were indeed shocked, but...

"Captain Qin, you see, this guy is still pretending to be the God of Wind in front of us. This is such a heinous act. Why don't you take him away and interrogate him to see if he is a spy from the enemy country?" Diluk was speechless.

"Hurry, take him away. I will personally interrogate this guy who pretends to be the God of Wind. How could our Lord God of Wind look like you?" Qin was also angry now, and her words became more hurried.

"No, wait, I'm not pretending, I'm really the God of Wind." Wendy was really panicked now, but no one listened to him, and the Knights caught him again and took him down.

"Wait, wait, if you don't believe that I am the God of Wind, I also know Morax. Do you know Morax? He is the old man who created the Mora of the whole world with his own flesh and blood. As long as you take me to Liyue to find Morax, let alone one million Mora, I can afford even ten million," Wendy shouted in panic.

"You dare to claim to be related to Lord Yanshen? Your crime is even more serious. When he is thrown into jail, you guys will whip him with whips for me." Qin became even angrier.

"No, wait, I really am the God of Wind, I really know Morax, you have to believe me!"

Just like that, Wendy was taken away screaming by the knights of Favonius. Just as Jean had arranged, she was thrown into prison and whipped!

Then the sacred figure under the statue of the god of wind appeared in the picture, and Barbara and the others prayed to the statue.

As for Wendy, she was locked in a cell and whipped, screaming and howling like a ghost.

The two images were compared and contrasted countless times, finally settling on Wendy's sad face.

At this time, Wendy was holding the iron bars of the prison, with tears in her eyes.

Then he sang sadly

"The tears can't stop flowing

Can't stop flowing down

I hang a 2-foot-8 sign around my neck

The streets and alleys take me for a stroll

Holding a steamed bun in hand

There’s not a drop of oil in the dish…”

At this moment, a few words appeared on the screen: The God of Deceiver, one of the Eight Heroes of Teyvat - Venti!

In the group:

Qi Fu: I really am Barbatos, hahahahahaha

Paimon: God of Tricks, how fitting!

Wendy: ………

Tevarin: I really know Morax, hahahahahahaha

Qin: Oh!

Ruota: Hahahahahaha

Barbara: ………

Hanabi: Hahahahaha

Sunday: The song is really sad and pitiful, but also very funny

Tibao: But it sounds very appropriate and nice.

Ahaha: Hahahahaha

Jing Yuan: Hahahahahaha

Xing: Holding a steamed bun in my hand, there is not a drop of oil in the dish

March 7: You don’t feel anything when you sing this, Xing, you should go sing in a prison

Xing: I haven't been there, but I went there on Sunday. Come on, use your seventh-level strength to perform a song for everyone.

Sunday:…………

Gold Dust: Hahahaha, Sunday, can you still laugh?

Kamisato Ayato: Hahahahaha, I suddenly have nothing to say.

Xingqiu: You sang really well! Now the people in prison have their own prison song, and it's sung by Feng... uh... the God of Trickster himself.

Yun Jin: Oh, after that comparison, now everyone can tell who the Eight Heroes are talking about.

Chongyun: So, next up is...Mr. Zhongli, right?

Hu Tao: Here it comes, here it comes, you will know why I said that is Zhongli’s identity later.

Tinari: Oh, I understand what Walnut said. I thought Walnut was really stupid.

Walnut: You are stupid, your whole family is stupid

Ester: I just realized it

Keqing: Wait, Hu Tao, did you do this?

Walnut: Who knows?

Feng Jin: Actually, facing the Mondstadt Knights of Teyvat, I have always had something to say

Qin: Ms. Feng Jin, what do you want to say?

Feng Jin: Actually, I don’t want to say this to the Knights, but to Teacher Tibao and the others.

Tibao: Tell us?

Feng Jin: Well, Teacher Tibao keeps saying "see you in Favonius", and Mond also has a Knights of Favonius. Could it be that our destination is the Knights of Favonius in Mond?

Tibao: Ah, this!

Aglaya: This!

Xiadie: Poof!

Bai'e: It seems to make sense. No wonder Barbara and Feng Jin dress so similarly. Could it be that Feng Jin is Barbara? Or are they the same person?

Barbara: Ah!

Feng Jin: Ah!

Yang: Where did this fictional historian come from!

Ahaha: Hahahaha, this is so funny, hahaha

(That’s all for today. I’ll take a day off tomorrow and spend the holiday relaxingly. I’d also like to wish everyone a happy Mid-Autumn Festival.)

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