Original God, I, a god, was madly recreated by the system

"On Edo Planet, I was enjoying a bath with a beautiful woman, but I ran into Hanabi's Hakimi. She almost killed me, despite my strong and majestic body. She chased me even when I was hiding from her."

"So, I ran away from Edo Star, and after a lot of twists and turns, I first made Hanabi dizzy. Finally, when she wasn't paying attention, I ran to Omphalos. Hanabi and Hakimi would never find me."

"Okay, enough talking. I'm going to go check out the bath center for you guys first. After I'm done with it, I'll write a men's welfare guide and share it with everyone so you gentlemen can experience the happiness too."

Qi Fu said this and walked into the bath center with a chuckle.

…………

In the group:

Chiori: That obscene expression doesn't seem like an act

Funina: It really doesn’t look like acting.

Qi Fu: Don’t all men have this expression when they enter this store?

Sitrali: You are quite proud

Su Shang: So what is a bathing center? Isn’t it used for bathing?

Ying: It's obviously a dishonest shop. From what Qi Fu said, there might be beautiful women serving them.

Jingyuan: It’s included.

Star: What about Hakimi? What does that mean?

March 7: Xing, you still don't surf the Internet enough. Hakimi compares cats to cute ones, but when describing people, he is more likely to describe them as fools. He says people are not careful or serious. He is scolding Hua Huo here.

Gui Naifen: That’s right, this is about cursing someone who was almost killed by fireworks.

Sambo: He even mentioned Edo Star, the hometown of Hanabi

Hanabi: Hahahaha, dear, do you want me to give you a massage?

Qi Fu: No

Hanabi: If I wear JK clothes, and white stockings

Qi Fu: Uh!

Ahaha: Hahahaha, the boss hesitated

Ying: Qi Fu←_←

Hanabi: Hahahahaha

Aglaya: Well, you guys, I think you have finished talking. Then I will say that we don’t have such a store in Omphalos, so please don’t misunderstand me.

Qi Fu: What should I do if I suddenly lose interest in Omphalos?

Kaia: Me too...

Diluk: No, if it really existed, would you two still want to go?

Hanabi: Hahahahaha

There was a brief laugh in the group, then the focus shifted to the video that lit up.

When Qi Fu appeared again, he had already taken a shower and was only wearing a bath towel and shorts.

He was lying on a special bed, and there was a man next to him massaging him, and this man happened to be Bai E. In the end, Qi Fu's expression was speechless.

"Haha, guest, what do you think of my strength?" Bai E asked cautiously.

"Not very good, the force is too weak," Qi Fu said speechlessly.

"Customer, you are joking. I am the strongest man in our store. Look at the muscles on my arms, they are much stronger than yours," Bai E laughed.

Seeing Bai E gesturing to show the size of his muscles, Qi Fu was even more speechless.

"Is it a muscle problem? I said you are weak and that's why you are weak." Qi Fu rolled his eyes again.

"Then, sir, let me massage your back?" Bai E said again after hearing this.

"Stop, you're stepping on my back. I can smell the sour smell of your feet just standing there. It was you who rubbed my back, gave me a massage, and stepped on my back. How come you're the only one in such a big store?" Qi Fu sat up angrily.

When Bai E heard Qi Fu say that his feet smelled, he didn't refute at all, and an embarrassed expression appeared on his face: "This, this is so embarrassing, you said I was the only one, that's because I'm free, and you didn't charge any extra money for the guests."

"Okay, okay, I won't say much. Just find me a woman as soon as possible." Qi Fu rolled his eyes.

"Oh, oh!" Bai E immediately reacted when he heard Qi Fu's words.

"Hahaha, sir, why didn't you tell me earlier? Among the thirteen technicians in our shop, I am the only one who works for free. But if you want to pay more for a female one, then I will have to tell you about this level," Bai E laughed.

"Tell me, do you think I look like someone who is short of money?" Qi Fu snorted.

"Okay, then I'll tell you, the female technicians in our store are divided into five grades, namely 96, 112, 118, 298 and 1998. Excuse me, sir, which grade do you want?" Bai E asked with a chuckle.

"Wow, the difference between the first three gears is only 6 yuan, and the difference between the last two gears is so huge." Qi Fu raised his eyebrows when he heard it.

"How about this, you first give me the highest standard 118 among the first three grades. This is considered the middle grade among the five grades." Qi Fu directly chose the middle grade.

"I understand, sir. Please wait a moment. I will bring someone to you right away." Bai E said as he walked out of the room, and the video went dark for a short time.

In the group:

Yang: Bai'er didn't appear in the video before, but now he's here. Why does he look a bit strange to me? And what about the number thirteen?

Bai'e: What's wrong with me? What's wrong with the number thirteen?

Yang: No, nothing!

Bai'e: Anyway, why do I get it for free in this store? Can't you just give me some extra money? Six bucks is better than giving it away for free.

Dan Heng: What you care about is actually something you gave away for free.

Bai'er: Otherwise

Danheng: I thought you cared about foot odor

Bai'e: That's because my feet do smell a bit.

Qi Fu: Phew...

March 7: Poof...

Walnut: Hahahahaha, this guy is pretty cool.

Ten Thousand Enemies: Bai'e, you are invincible!

Bai'e: ???

The video went black for a short time, then lit up again. When it reappeared, a girl with purple and white gradient hair, wearing a light white dress, and possessing outstanding beauty appeared.

"Customer, this is our female technician in gear 118, Xiadie. Are you satisfied?" Bai E laughed.

When Qi Fu saw Xiadie, his eyes widened.

"Is this from 118?"

"Yes, this is our 118"

"Oh my God, 118 is already like this, what about 298 and 1998?" Qi Fu became excited.

"Well, sister, I'm not disliked by you. I just think it's a bit too much to end this trip in such a mediocre way after all the effort. So, give me a 298 one," Qi Fu said excitedly.

When the female technician heard what Qi Fu said, she stomped her foot, rolled her eyes at Qi Fu, and finally walked out with her tools.

Then Bai E also went out to find a female technician at level 289 for Qi Fu.

Qi Fu was extremely excited at this time. He even took off his bath towel and wanted to take off his pants, ready for a big battle at any time.

However, the next second, Qi Fu appeared, lying on the bed with a gloomy face and only wearing boxer briefs.

He looked up at Bai'e and Feng Jin who were watching him from a distance.

"No, wasn't it the female technician at 298? She's just standing there watching. What's this thing on my back?"

The video zoomed in, revealing a super fat white creature jumping around behind Qi Fu, as if it was stepping on his back.

"Hey, our guest, Little Ika, weighs exactly 298 pounds, and Feng Jin is its owner. Feng Jin is commanding Little Ika to step on your back. Isn't this a female technician?"

"Damn it, the gear in that store is measured by weight. Hey, you female technician are really just watching." Qi Fu glared at Feng Jin again.

Feng Jin: "Otherwise, if I'm not watching, little Ika will poop on you."

"Shit? Damn it, change it back to 118 for me." Qi Fu was very angry.

"No, our store doesn't have the rule of downgrading, but you can try the 1998 one. Our female technician at the 1998 one is a cat girl!" Bai E said again.

"Cat girl?" Qi Fu's eyes suddenly lit up.

And then the next second.

At this time, Qi Fu was stepped on the ground by a giant leg with a dark face, and the cat girl he wanted, Saifeier, was looking at him happily.

"Guest, how's that 1998-jin Earth Beast Leg? Is it awesome?"

Facing Sai Fei'er's question, Qi Fu raised his head and said only one word to Sai Fei'er:

"mud……"

"Ding "The Colorful Life Part 3: Massage" is over."

"Ding, today's second creation ends here."