Original God, I, a god, was madly recreated by the system

In the group:

Qi Fu: Am I a wealthy playboy? If that's the case, can my kidneys handle it?

Yae Shenzi: Hahahaha, I’m afraid he’s already Mr. Kongxu

Kaiya: Remember what Miss Liuying said above, if there is no movement in the belly for three months? I guarantee that it is already weak.

Walnut: Hahahaha, go find Baizhu for treatment.

Baizhu: I feel empty. Let’s abstain from sex for three years first, then we can talk about treatment.

Feng Jin: I can cure this, and it won’t take three years, just one week.

Bailu: I can do that too. I only need three days.

Lingsha: Three days? I can do that too.

Barbara: I can't cure that, but I can bring back people who are within 15 minutes of death.

Bai Er: Oh my god, Barbara is a miracle doctor!

Qi Fu: No, no, no, no, no matter how you think about it, the doctor who can treat kidney deficiency is the miracle doctor.

Jing Yuan: I agree. If I have kidney deficiency and I hear someone can cure it, I will kneel down and kowtow to him.

Kaeya: Agree +1

Xingqiu: Agree +1

Kamisato Ayato: Agree +1

Star: Agree +2

Silver Wolf: Why would you, a woman, have kidney deficiency?

Lingsha: Women can also suffer from kidney deficiency

Ying: Oh, is this true?

Bronya: So women have the same sage time as men? Like in the books?

Seele: Bronya, what book are you talking about?

Bronya: Uh...

Pera: Lady Bronya, didn't I tell you not to tell anyone? I worked so hard to get it.

Pera: Oh no, why did I post in the group chat?

Pera: It's over, I'm going to lose my reputation

Silver Wolf: Hey, you said it yourself!

Xing: @Pera, lend it to me and I promise not to tell anyone.

Xing: Oops, I didn’t click on the private chat

March 7: …………

Kafka: …………

Yang: ………

Himeko: ………

The group was speechless because of Bronya reading unhealthy books, and the video continued to play, so the group became quiet.

In the video:

Black swan, white swan

Black and white is a big goose

Drive away black evil and turn it into white evil

Whether it is a goose or a crane

quack quack quack

After another round of abstract dance, the Black Swan blessed itself with good luck and began to look for someone.

Through this light of good luck, Black Swan quickly got the news about Firefly.

I heard that a reporter named Charlotte has been following this matter. As long as she finds Charlotte, she will be able to find out the latest situation, or even news that others don't know.

"Charlotte, get down

Swans quack and walk on the earth

Bumping into a wall, hitting a embankment

It's Charlotte at first glance."

The black swan cast a new spell, then jumped up from a prone position. The next second, it hit someone.

"Ouch, lady, please be careful when you walk." The pink-haired girl rubbed her aching chest.

Black Swan looked up and said, "Are you the sycophantic reporter Charlotte?"

Charlotte was stunned: "Uh, how did you know?"

"Follow me!" And so, the black swan ran away with Charlotte, legs apart and in a funny pace.

In the group:

Black Tower: Awesome, this Black Swan is really capable. It can find the person it wants to find with just one jump.

Qifu: Charlotte, down to the ground, 6

Charlotte: So there are new spells!

Paimon: The one that was bumped into, are you referring to Charlotte's chest?

Hanabi: Hahahaha, a close-up with a clear meaning

Sambo: What's funny is the black swan's bow legs. It walks just like a duck.

Keqing: The swan quacks across the earth, but the Black Swan lady still forgets that she is a swan.

Walnut: Hahahahaha

Gold Dust: Hahahahaha

Black Swan: …………

Black Swan wanted to say something, but she found that she didn't know what to say. The video had already entered the next scene, so she could only pray that what happened next would not be too embarrassing.

Otherwise, she would be too embarrassed to go out today.

At this point, a line of words appeared in the video.

Black Swan learned from Charlotte, the lackey, that Playboy's girlfriends had started fighting, and many women had been eliminated.

Now Charlotte is about to rush to the latest scene to shoot this battle of the century. In order to make sure whether she is safe, the two of them go to watch it together.

Because of the black swan, the two of them had been fighting for a while when they arrived at the battlefield. There was artillery fire all around, as if it was a world war.

At this time, many people were lying on the battlefield. Through the video display, the people in the group clearly saw some familiar faces.

Walnut, Xiangling, Linnet, Su Shang, Gui Naifen, Ester, Xiao Gong, Marani, Noelle, Amber, Fischl, Nel, Narcida, etc.

These girls were already lying on the ground with circles under their eyes. It was obvious that they had already lost.

Of course, there are not only "girls" lying on the ground, but also the second "Miss" Xingqiu, Chongyun, Zheping and others, and even many Meilushin, slim cat girls, bunny girls, etc., and even robots. In short, it is very complicated and diverse, making it difficult to tell whether this is Playboy Qi Fu, a pervert, or just here to join in the fun.

In the group:

Qi Fu: Am I a pervert? Why are there so many "women"?

Yaejinko: Notice, the word "woman" is in quotation marks.

Wendy: Hahahaha

Xingqiu: Why am I here too?

Chongyun: I was just about to say that.

Kinich: I saw it too. Judging from the sound of the cannon in the video, I was probably affected by the noise while watching the fun.

Leolis: What's with all those Melusins ​​and robots on the ground? They can't all be here to watch the fun, right?

Walnut: Because Qi Fu is a pervert, hahahaha

Alice: Maybe he's here to get a bargain.

Ester: The first time I participated in the second creation, I was lying down

Silver Wolf: There are wreaths in my eyes

March 7: I didn’t see myself

Xing: March, did you hear that cannon? You might have been blown to ashes.

March 7: No, at least leave me a leg or something

Qi Fu: What’s the use of having only a leg left?

March 7: At least prove that I was alive

Ying: Hey, I showed up.

When the group couldn't help but complain, the video had already changed

Two standing figures appeared in a corner of the battlefield.

One of them is Ying, and the other is Liuying.

Both women held swords and stared at each other coldly.

"Hmph, you female liar, not only did you trick my man into getting married with you and getting a marriage certificate, you also used the same name as mine. Today I will send you to hell," Ying snorted coldly.

Liuying: "Oh, I'm a liar, so what? Do you have that ability? Now I am the only legitimate wife of my beloved family. You rotten flowers and rotten grasses should wither away as soon as possible."

Ying: "Wither? I'll take off your deceitful mouth first."

The two women said this and rushed towards each other almost at the same time.

Then the video screen moved, and several people who were also holding weapons and hiding around were exposed one after another.

Keqing, Kamisato Ayaka, Funina and Chiori are holding swords, while Barbara and Feng Jin are aiming at each other's heads with sniper rifles.

The Coral Palace Heart Sea with a large army gathered behind

The video zoomed in again, and in the distance, Ganyu was seen pulling a bow, her whole body glowing red.

Finally, further up the mountain, next to a large truck.

Navia sneered at the city below.

"Is the small nuclear bomb ready? Myles, I want these shameless women to be reduced to ashes along with the entire city."