Original God, I, a god, was madly recreated by the system

Although many people were a little confused about Fu Xuan's self-proclaimed "Zun", those who knew the reason just smiled.

Of course, except for Jing Yuan, who is a sinister person and deliberately cooperated.

It is also possible that Fu Xuan brought back a star-blasting weapon. Although it is a disposable weapon, it is very powerful.

After Fu Xuan proclaimed himself the master, the group was quiet for a while until the system prompt sounded at eight o'clock.

"Ding, today's secondary creation "Live Streaming with Goods" is loading."

In the group:

Star: Is your Interstellar Peace Company spending money on advertising again?

Pato: No.

March 7: Why live streaming to sell goods?

Pato: This! I don’t know

Yang: In March, if you look again, it is the secondary creation live broadcast with goods,

March 7: Ugh!

System: Ding, this is a custom creation by someone, don't misunderstand it.

Keqing: Someone customized it? Who?

System: Customer privacy, I have to keep it confidential

Keqing:…………

System: Ahem, anyway, today's secondary creation is only a few minutes long, and it's a relatively funny episode, so just watch it. Our godfather will also make an appearance.

Qi Fu: ??? It's my turn again?

Walnut: I have to watch this now, hehehe

Ying: I have to watch this now

Sitrali: So there's another heroine today?

System: No, everyone is the protagonist today

Qi Fu: ???

fluorescent:????

Su Shang: What does it mean that they are all the protagonists?

System: literally

Everyone:…………

Although they were a little speechless about the system's suspense, everyone still waited slowly.

After a few minutes

"Ding, the secondary video "Live Streaming with Goods" is loaded."

As the system prompt sounded, the video immediately started.

The first scene that appears is Qi Fu, dressed as a fisherman, holding a harpoon and wearing a straw hat.

A pile of dried fish was placed in front of Qi Fu, and behind him was the endless sea.

At this time, Qi Fu was holding a fish, facing the center of the video, and his other hand was holding a small microphone.

"Hey guys, my salted fish comes from the sea, it's pollution-free and all natural. If you're interested, please place an order!" Qi Fu said with a strange accent, which immediately made everyone in the group laugh. (Please think of the accent as Guangxi Mandarin)

In the group:

Paimon: Hahaha, what kind of accent is that? It makes me laugh to death.

Ying: He said pure natural, right? Why did he say quasi-natural?

Walnut: No, no, no, he is talking about natural

Qianzhi: Placing an order is also called laying an egg

Navia: Phew, today seems interesting.

Qi Fu: Indeed, it seems interesting.

Because of Qi Fu's accent in the video, he said a few words in the group, while the rest of the people were watching the video carefully.

The funny part of the video has already been revealed at this point.

Qi Fu's big face approached the video, staring at his live broadcast room and reading the message

"Host, host, if I eat the eggs laid by salted fish, will I also turn into salted fish?"

After Qi Fu read this sentence, he looked speechless.

"Salted fish lays eggs? How can salted fish lay eggs? The salted fish I sell is already dead, how can it lay eggs? It's not a chicken, how can it lay eggs?"

"I said placing an order, not laying eggs"

The weird accent, Qi Fu's speechless expression, the strange questions from the audience in the video, and Qi Fu's speechless explanation at the end made many people in the group laugh.

But this is not the end. The host Qi Fu in the video saw someone speaking again, and leaned over to read again.

"Anchor, anchor, you better turn yourself in. You killed Xianyu and stole someone's eggs. The police will not let you go if they find out."

Because of this sentence, the host Qi Fu couldn't hold it anymore.

"Who killed the salted fish? Did I kill it? I'm just a live streamer, how could I kill the salted fish? Besides, the salted fish is just a fish, how can killing it be illegal?"

"And you said I stole its eggs. How could I steal its eggs? Fish develop from eggs, so those aren't eggs, they're roe. And fish lay countless eggs at once. Those roe are almost invisible in the water. Am I just looking for fish eggs because I have nothing better to do?"

Anchor Qi Fu shouted angrily.

Then someone said something in the host Qi Fu’s live broadcast room.

"My mom always calls people like me salted fish, so you must have killed someone like me and made his body into dried salted fish. I noticed that your live broadcast room doesn't have a proper license. You can't get away with this, host. I've called the police."

"Ah, you live like a salted fish, what does that have to do with the salted fish I sell? How dare you say that? It's useless to call the police, I'm a serious anchor."

Just as the host Qi Fu said this, the sirens sounded.

The host Qi Fu was also startled by the sound. He turned his head and looked into the distance and saw a few policemen walking towards him.

So go directly to the video

"You idiot, you really called the police!" Then the host Qi Fu immediately grabbed the salted fish and ran away. The video then went dark and a few words appeared on it.

Anchor Qi Fu has been summoned by the police because he does not have a food hygiene and safety standard certification for live streaming products.

In the group:

Ying: Hahahaha, what is this, hahahaha, this is ridiculous

Xing: Next time I will do the same to other anchors

March 7: Stop it, you will be blocked

Paimon: In the end, he was actually caught, hahahaha

Qi Fu: I just want to ask, when do you need a license to bring farm goods?

Topa: This requirement actually exists on some planets.

Walnut: Hahahaha

Yaejinko: Today's fun is pretty good

Xitrali: It's just that the time is a little short. Didn't you say it would be several minutes? Is that the end?

Xing: Yes, I want to learn a few more sentences.

System: No, there is more to come.

Just as the system finished speaking, the video actually lit up.

The host Qi Fu appeared again. This time he was no longer dressed as a fisherman, but as a gentleman in a suit and tie, and there was a beautiful girl with a pair of bull horns standing behind him.

Of course, there are still some products placed in front of the host Qi Fu, but this time it is not salted fish but finely packaged milk.

The most noteworthy thing is that there is a sign in front of the milk, which contains the food safety certificate and the address of the supplier.

Perhaps because it has been broadcast for a while, the video released this time is a slice.

The host Qi Fu stretched his head to look into the live broadcast room and skillfully read out the message again.

"Anchor, you killed Xianyu, and you were released so soon?"

"Hey, who killed the salted fish? I don't sell salted fish anymore. I keep them for myself. Why are you still talking about salted fish?" Anchor Qi Fu shouted.

"Look carefully, I'm selling milk now, and I have the milk safety certificate. I've also set up my own company to sell the products. The beautiful woman behind me is my secretary. Everything I do to sell the products is in compliance with the law, and even if the police come, they will have nothing to say," the anchor said, staring at the screen with wide eyes.

However, another message was left the next second.

Anchor Qi Fu squinted again.

"So, host, how many days were you detained by the police after you killed Xianyu?"