Original God, I, a god, was madly recreated by the system

(Yesterday's chapter had some bug fixes, including the settings for Furninna's three summons)

After leaving the guest room, Qi Fu skillfully found Yae Shinko in the big shrine. At this time, Yae Shinko was staring at the group, probably chatting with someone.

Wendy was also there, blowing into the wine bottle.

"If you give him wine so early in the morning, aren't you afraid that he will get drunk and blow your shrine to pieces?" Qi Fu joked.

"Don't worry, I won't get drunk and crazy. Even if I do, just tie me to a tree," Wendy laughed.

"How dare a mere palace official like me, the God of Wind, kidnap you? So let Qi Fu do it for you when the time comes." The Eightfold God Son glanced at the two of them, then continued to look at the group.

"You still want to put the blame on me, but I won't fall for it," Qi Fu rolled his eyes.

"By the way, who are you talking to so seriously?" Qi Fu found a step and sat down.

"Didn't you look at the group?" Yae Shen Zi said without raising his head.

"I had something urgent to talk to you about, so I didn't check it. What happened in the group? What happened? Did Ying find the murderer who assassinated Prince Yan?" Qi Fu said as he was about to open the group to take a look.

"There is no movement in Liyue for the time being. Something happened in Fontaine," explained the Eightfold God Son.

"What happened to Fontaine?" Qi Fu looked confused.

"The water goddess Funina blew up her own bedroom," said Yae Shenzi again.

"Huh, what do you mean by 'exploded'? Did she place explosives in her own bedroom?" Qi Fu looked confused.

"No, I heard that it was caused by a huge amount of water elements. You can ask Charlotte for the details." Yae Shenzi shook his head.

When Qi Fu heard Yae Shenzi say this, he had already joined the group.

In the group:

Qi Fu: @Charlotte, great reporter, what is going on in Fontaine? Why did the water goddess Funina blow up her own bedroom?

Charlotte: It’s Qi Fu. I am also investigating this matter, but from the information I have learned now.

Charlotte: Actually, it was the Water God who wanted to create the three fictional characters in the second creation video yesterday, but there was no progress yesterday. Until this morning, the Water God had a flash of inspiration and used his water god power to summon the three water creatures.

Qi Fu: Really? Then how did the bedroom explode?

Charlotte: Well, it's because those three water creatures are too big.

Qi Fu: Too big? What does this have to do with the bombing of the bedroom? It can't be that the bedroom was packed to bursting, that way it wouldn't be spread as the word bombing.

Qi Fu was confused.

Charlotte: Uh, this!

Charlotte in the group didn't know why she didn't speak, and at this moment, a fool in the group spoke up.

Servant: Because Lady Funina's posture was somewhat inappropriate when she was bombed, it is not easy for her, as a citizen of Fontaine, to spread the news.

Navilette: …………

Qi Fu: So...how did you lose your composure?

Qi Fu was very curious.

Servant: According to my intelligence, after Lady Finina summoned the gigantic Lord Uther, Lady Hevima, and Lady Shebeleda, her entire chamber was filled with their bodies.

Servant: Because the space was so crowded, Ms. Finina was squeezed out and couldn't breathe, so she used a huge amount of elemental power to break this awkward situation.

Servant: So half of the entire Momang Palace was blown up, and Ms. Funina, who used huge elemental power, also suffered the consequences.

Servant: According to reliable viewers, Ms. Funina flew hundreds of meters into the air in a large letter shape, spinning as she flew, just like a thrown dart.

Qi Fu: Stop, stop, stop, don’t say anymore. Such a detailed description and detailed images are all appearing in my mind.

Qi Fu held his forehead while saying this. Putting aside the question of whether it was scary or not, no wonder Charlotte didn't dare to say it. It was really inappropriate for the god to fly out in this posture.

Qi Fu: So, Miss Funina is okay, right?

Navilette: It's okay, I just fainted and was caught by three aquatic creatures. I was in Momang Palace at the time, and there were no casualties among the staff.

Navilette: And the three giant aquatic creatures have also shrunk and settled down. There won't be any more accidents.

After that, they chatted casually about Funina for a while, and Qi Fu didn't care about it anymore. He looked at Yae Shen Zi again, and found that Yae Shen Zi was also looking at him.

"What's wrong? Why are you looking at me?" Qi Fu asked.

"Didn't you just say you had something urgent to talk to me about? What is it?" Yaezakami was speechless.

"Oh, if you hadn't mentioned it, I almost forgot." Qi Fu slapped his thigh.

So Qi Fu immediately told Yae Shinko about his discovery.

…………

"So you used your ability too many times yesterday and it's weakened," Yae Shinko nodded thoughtfully.

"It's not that I'm weak, it's just that I've used up too much energy and feel a little tired. So you have to find a way to get me a few of the dog system's Ten-fold Tonic Pills," Qi Fuzhen said.

"Isn't this weakness, young man? You are so young, but you are so weak." Yae Shen Zi laughed.

"I said it's not fake, can't you joke less?" Qi Fu was speechless.

"Okay, Ten-fold Tonic Pills, right? I'll find a way to buy a few, but you have to work extra hard today. To satisfy your lustful heart, I've specially found a few girls to play hide-and-seek with you. The game is much more difficult than yesterday. You have to pull the girls from the other island over here."

When Qi Fu heard this, he was speechless: "Who is lustful?"

After finishing her complaints, Yae Shinko immediately handed him a list. He took a look and saw that they were indeed some girls, and most of them were girls around twelve or thirteen years old. The reason for choosing little girls was probably because of the gender differences, but other children were much more normal. However, there were also little boys among them, and they were probably recruited by Yae Shinko.

Just as Qi Fu wanted to continue watching, the system's daily reminder sounded.

"Ding, today's secondary video "The Real Business Struggle of Unscrupulous Journalists" is about to be played."

"Ding, the video is loading"

As the dog system released a new video, the group suddenly became lively.

The Rich: The Real Business Struggle?

Rich man: Haha, that’s interesting.

Ningguang: Based on past experience, this might not be a normal business struggle.

Rich man: Oh, may I ask Ningguang, what is normal about normal business struggles?

Dolly: Earning Mora is the most important thing, no matter if it is normal or not

Rich man: No, the most important thing is the result, Mora is not important.

Ningguang: In my opinion, it doesn’t matter

Dolly: No, it's Maura

Rich: It’s the result

The three businessmen in the group seemed to be arguing, while the others who were watching all this were speechless.

Paimon: Let’s just ignore them. They are arguing about their own ideas of making money, but we poor people have no idea how to make money.

Ying: That’s right, we are all in the same group, and no one wants to share.

Tinari: So, let’s put this aside and talk about the victims who will be affected by this title today.

Ying: Don’t worry about me. I’m the most upset one. I’ve become a female hooligan.

Keqing: Miss Ying, you are so unconfident. At the end of yesterday's video, you were fighting against Qi Fu.

Ying: I don’t have any expectations. If it had ended like that, there would be no business struggle today. Besides, my brother hasn’t caught the Paimon No. 3 yet.

Paimon: Yeah, and I haven’t decided the winner yet.

Coral Palace Heart Sea: So Paimon hopes that you will win

Paimon: I don’t know, but I know that Paimon won in the end.

Xiangling: Paimon said something nonsense

Aratake Ichito: Hahahaha, in my opinion, Paimon 4 won, it's definitely her.

Paimon: Wait a minute @荒鳷一斗, Paimon No. 4 hasn’t come out yet, how can you be sure that No. 4 won.

Arataki Ichito: Hahahahaha, based on my experience in catching Oni-no-Mite bugs, the next one is often stronger, so it must be Number 4 who has not appeared yet who won.

Qi Fu: Phew, Brother Yidou actually compared Paimon to the fighting bugs that children play with.

Paimon: What? @荒泷一斗, you compared me to a bug that children play with. Even though I look small, I don’t look like a bug. By the way, what kind of bug is a scorpion beetle?

Arataki Ichito: Hahahaha, don’t worry about it, little guy. Come, I’ll send you a photo to show you what a ghost beetle is. This is my strongest ghost beetle.

Soon, Arataki Ichito posted a photo, which showed not only a beetle, but also Arataki Ichito's big smiling face.

Paimon: Wow, what a big beetle! And it's purple.

Tinari: Is this Inazuma's ghost beetle? I've seen photos and information about it in books, but a ghost beetle this big is quite rare.

Arata Ichito: Hahahaha, of course, this is my most proud and victorious general, hahahaha

Paimon: I don’t know what to say.

Next, everyone chatted for a while, and Qi Fu also learned about the situation on Yingliyue's side.

It was just the same as the original plot, Zhongli took Ying to hold a funeral for himself, and Ying was busy running around for the whole afternoon.

Today is the final preparation, which means that Liyue’s affairs are almost over today.

Qi Fu was sure that the system would not do anything about these things, let alone broadcast them live, so he could only check the messages in the group at that time.

…………

After a while, the system prompt sounded again.

"Ding, the video is loaded."

The next second, the video screen lit up, and the first thing that caught everyone's eyes was the scene of four figures lying on the ground.

"You woman, you are too cruel...hiss!" Qi Fu, with a pig-headed face, looked viciously at Ying who was also lying on the ground.

Ying raised her head. Her face was normal, but her hands were covering her stomach. "Qi Fu, you bastard, you actually dared to fight back and hit my stomach. If you hurt my stomach and I can't have children, you will be responsible. Hiss, it hurts so much. I don't know if my intestines are damaged."

"Who told you to only protect your face? In order to make you let go, I can only hit your stomach. Besides, why can only you hit me and not me? You are the one who is going too far," Qi Fu retorted.

"I'm a girl, so naturally I have to protect the most important thing, my face. If my face is disfigured, will you marry me?" Ying also retorted.

"I would never marry you. I just found out that you are such a violent woman and so strong. I knew you in vain before. Ugh, my face..." Qi Fu wailed.

On the other side, the two Paimons looked almost the same, both with bruised faces and noses, and even various bite marks on their bodies.

"Well, I can't take it anymore. My face is starting to lose feeling. I need to find a doctor." Qi Fu endured the pain and got up from the ground, then walked towards Paimeng on the other side.

"Paimon, that's you?"

Both Paimons were speechless, but they both raised their hands and hummed.

"Uh" Qi Fu's little eyes under his pig head narrowed slightly.

"Hey, you two, stop messing around. I'm the only one who recognizes my companion. Don't try to pretend to be him."

It seemed that because of this sentence, one of the two pig-headed Paimons continued to hum with his hand raised, while the other pointed at the other Paimon and hummed even more excitedly.

Because of her humming, Paimon, who was holding up one hand, also hummed louder.

Qi Fu narrowed his eyes and looked at the two equally excited Pig-headed Paimons. He was a little undecided for a moment. Finally, he observed them for a while and said something.

"Humph, my Paimon, I will never admit my mistake."

So he picked up the Paimon that was pointing at the other Paimon and walked away.

The Paimon with his hand raised became even more excited as he watched Qi Fu leave, while the Paimon who was carried away by Qi Fu showed a smile of success in Qi Fu's arms.

…………

in the group

Kaeya: 6. One second he said he would not mistake his companions, and the next second he left with Paimon II.

Xingqiu: Absolutely amazing!

Paimon: Qifu, you can't even recognize me? What kind of companion are you?

Ying: Music

Qi Fu: It's obvious that I fell into the trap, okay?

Coral Palace Heart Sea: Indeed, it feels like Ying and Paimon No. 2 had discussed this in advance. I still remember in the last scene they said they would use the newspaper's method to solve the problem.

Farusan: I remember this too. Ying wanted to develop her own Teyvat newspaper. Their sudden attack on Qi Fu and Paimon No. 1 at the end of yesterday was also quite suspicious.

Mona: I don’t know much about business, but that’s why today’s title is Business Struggle

Coral Palace Heart Sea: That’s probably it.

Xiangling: Amazing! I was still a little confused, but you guys figured out today's theme.

Rich man: Haha, this is indeed a means of business struggle. It can be called a method of exchanging homes. However, I think that the evil smile of Paimon No. 2 has more meaning. This is not just a simple method of exchanging homes.

Ningguang: Haha, rich people are quite experienced in this matter, so they naturally understand it. So you are no different from Paimon No. 2.

Rich man: Haha, I will take this as a compliment from Lord Ningguang.

Keqing: You guys should fight in private. This is a group, not a suitable battlefield.

Keqing: Moreover, compared to this commercial struggle, I am more concerned about something else. @萤, Ms. Ying, you performed very steadily in the first scene of the second creation today.

Keqing: He keeps talking about giving birth to a baby and wants Qi Fu to be responsible. His level of arrogance is still the same as yesterday. Do you really like him?

Yae Shinko: Haha, I think he deliberately smashed Qi Fu’s handsome face for some other purpose.

Falushan: Hiss, I didn’t even see this. Is it because I’m not married and don’t have anyone I like?

Rich man: That’s amazing, I didn’t see that either!

Xingqiu: Hiss, these two women are so scary and scheming!

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