Original God, I, a god, was madly recreated by the system

Chapter 274: Survival in the Wilderness

in the group

Qi Fu: I'm dying of laughter. Uncle Zhongli has booked the entire theater today.

Wendy: Hahahaha

Zhongli: Oh, I feel so tired.

Jing Yuan: Hahahaha

Black Tower: So why is Uncle Zhongli so strong?

Paimon: Because it's stone

Black Tower: So why is it stone?

Zhongli: Just a new design

Heita: Really? It always feels weird.

Wendy: Hahahaha

Hu Tao: Zhongli, in the next video will I build a cenotaph for you?

Zhongli: Why is it a cenotaph?

Walnut: Because you have such a bad memory, you must not remember the way home, so I must think you are dead outside. Since we can't find your body, we can only build a cenotaph.

Ying: Nothing wrong

Star: No problem

Keqing: Just take a look, don't take it seriously. However, I still want to know how many Zhong, cough, old man series there are. This is the third one.

Qi Fu: It is obviously unlimited.

Daci Tree King: Well, any type of thing can be inserted to make people laugh, and others can imitate it.

March 7: You know what, there are some imitators on the Internet in our area recently, and the video playback is pretty good.

Black Tower: It's all for attention, the quality is too bad

Funina: That’s quite interesting. I’ll go to your world later to watch those videos.

King of the Great Compassionate Tree: Wait a minute, Fernina, I haven't had any free time because I'm teaching Nashida, and it's almost time now, so I want to talk to Furkaros about the future, so why don't you stay away for now?

Nashida: I'm sorry for keeping you so long, Tree King.

Furninna: Alas!

Fernina: Okay, Fukaros has agreed, so I'll go another day.

King Dacishu: I can go with you after we finish talking, because Xumi has basically been handed over to Nashida, and the things that Qifu reminded me of in Xumi have also been done, so I am now completely retired.

Qi Fu: You haven’t completely retired yet. If Nashida wants to go out and play, didn’t you promise to help her with work?

Great Compassion Tree King: These are two different things.

Wendy: So it’s something big?

Daci Tree King: No, it's just a private conversation between good sisters, men are not allowed to

Qi Fu: Now I am curious about what you will say

Daci Tree King: No, Qi Fu, you must not participate, let alone eavesdrop.

Paimon: Men are prohibited, but women are not. So, can I participate?

Daci Tree King: Sure, @Coral Palace Heart Sea, @Shinri Linghua, you can come too

Coral Palace Xinhai: In that case, I'd rather obey your orders.

Paimon: Great, let’s go too, Ying

Ying: No, if you want to go, go by yourself. I have to fight Abyss today.

Paimon: Why are you fighting? Qi Fu has installed safety devices on Nata's side, so you don't have to worry about it.

Ying: Not going either. Nata needs help these days, and I also need to find Ah Fu's mark.

Ianshan: Safety device? So that was Qi Fu's idea. I was wondering why Lord Vulcan summoned all the warriors of Nata back to the arena to donate blood at this critical moment.

Kinich: And we have to finish it all within three days. That's a lot of manpower.

Mavica: This is the kindness of Miss Ying and the others, please accept it.

Malani: Yes, yes, the resurrection poem plus the safety device, double protection.

Suchang: Safety device, blood donation

At this moment, Su Shang looked at these words, why did she feel so familiar?

However, she did not ask, because the system's second copy of the secondary creation video had already been loaded.

"Ding, the second video "The Worn-Out Old Man Part 3: Wilderness Survival" has been loaded."

The video unfolded again. Zhongli's face was still as calm, but the scenes around him were very curious.

Because at this time he didn't know what was going on and was already in the wild.

And the first sentence he said was also unbearable.

"Where is my home?"

In the group:

Wendy: Hahahaha, now Uncle Zhongli is completely lost

Qin: No wonder it’s wilderness survival.

Qi Fu: After being hit by a cow, Uncle Zhongli has completely lost his sense of direction. The dense jungle makes him tired, and the hunger in his stomach makes him feel like he has fallen into hell. What fate awaits him? Please watch this episode of Uncle Zhongli's Wilderness Survival

Walnut: Hahahaha, that sounds funny.

March 7: This is from the trailer of that TV channel

Yang: The dead memories...are back.

When everyone in the group was laughing, Zhongli in the video had already moved. After walking for a while, he said, "I'm so thirsty, there's water there."

"I have to find some water to drink." Then he looked around and rushed out of the forest path. After walking a few more steps, he saw something.

A clean water bag was placed on the ground. When Zhongli saw the water bag, he picked it up and shook it. There was still water in it.

Then I opened the water bag and smelled it, but there was no strange smell.

Then he took another sip and smacked his lips.

“Yes, clean spring water.”

After saying that, Zhongli drank it all up in one gulp.

In the group:

Jing Yuan: 6. Picking up a clean water bag while surviving in the wilderness. What kind of magical plot is this?

Wendy: Protest, this is a stupid show

March 7: Could it be that someone left it there?

Yang: It’s obvious. There’s a very clean knot on the water bag. It looks like it’s for good luck.

Xing: Is this you, Amber and the others? Weren't you guys still chasing after Uncle Zhongli last time?

Amber: I don’t know either.

When the people in the group couldn't understand why Zhongli was able to pick up the clean water bag, Zhongli in the video moved again.

“Suddenly I feel a little hungry again”

As he spoke, he turned his head around and suddenly found a roasted chicken not far away.

"Wow, roast chicken!" Zhongli then walked over, picked up the roast chicken and started eating it.

It didn't take long before Zhongli had completely eaten up the whole chicken.

"Burp!" He also let out a big burp.

In the group:

Heita: Where did this roast chicken come from?

Xing: I don’t know!

Kaiya: This is wilderness survival? This isn't right!

Paimon: This roast chicken makes me hungry.

Ying: You just finished your meal less than fifteen minutes ago.

Paimon: Then I will eat at noon

Kamisato Ayaka: Paimon is such a big eater

Qi Fu: Linghua, be careful, this is the food demon, be careful it will get to you

Paimon: I'm not a ghost, why do you use the word "entangled" to describe me?

Tibao: Pfft, that’s pretty funny.

In the video:

In the video at this time, after Zhongli had eaten and drunk his fill, he realized that it was already dark.

"It's dark, it's time to rest, but there's no place to sleep around."

But as he finished speaking, he suddenly saw a straw bed farther away, and even a fire burning next to it.

"Well, I'm so lucky," Zhongli said as he walked over and lay down.

Soon his snoring could be heard in the video.

As he fell asleep, three figures appeared in the deserted grove in the video.

"Is our presence so low?" Bennett's face was full of disbelief.

"I just roasted the chicken." Fischl cried as she held up the branch that Zhongli had just gnawed on, which originally had a whole chicken on it.

"Bennett's...water bag" Lei Ze picked up Bennett's water bag.

"There's no other way. This is a commission we accepted from the Knights. We can make a huge profit in one go. Even though Zhongli is a little troublesome, we have to send him back to Liyue." At this time, Oz could only speak to comfort the three of them.

"I'm going... hunting again, Fischl... wait for me..." Lei Ze said as he prepared to hunt another pheasant.

But at this moment, he felt something.

"Oh no... there's a ferocious... beast... approaching."

"Getting...closer..."

"Everyone... disperse..."

Following Razor's shout, Fischl and Bennett also felt the alarming running noise coming from the front. They did not dare to be careless and immediately stood up and dispersed.

At the same time, the movement in front also appeared. Varesa was seen with a pair of big horns on her head and shouting something.

"Next stop, Mond"

"Next stop, Mond"

Arriving in Mond

"Eat, eat..."

Just like that, witnessed by Fischl and the other two, Varesa knocked Zhongli away again, and Zhongli once again turned into a meteor and disappeared into the sky.

"Ding, today's second creative video "The Worn-Out Old Man Part 3: Wilderness Survival" is over."