Original God, I, a god, was madly recreated by the system

After the video unfolded, "Funina" in the video first sighed.

"Ah, they really gave me a difficult problem. They asked me to mold a human body for them. I can help them with this, but why do they insist on turning into a complete human?"

"Furthermore, they also require the ability to give birth to children like humans and continue the family line. This is really difficult for me. How can I, a god, know how humans give birth to children?"

"Funina" frowned and complained.

After hearing what Funina said in the video, people in the group immediately started discussing it.

In the group:

Mavica: They want a baby? Who are they?

Paimon: Yes, who are they?

Zhongli: Shaping a person's body? Isn't this it?

Nashida: Give birth... give birth to a child?

King of the Great Compassionate Tree: So that’s what happened. But isn’t this Egolia’s business?

Funina: ????

Funina: What do you know, King of the Great Tree?

King of the Great Ci Tree: You all know most of it, Miss Funina (laughs)

Funina:? ? ?

Albedo: It seems that the Great Tree King knows the background of this secondary creation

Dacishuwang: Yes, and I’m not the only one who knows about it in the group. Several other people also know about it. However, this secondary creation is based on that incident, so I won’t say much.

Great Compassionate Tree King: So as not to spoil everyone's fun

Navia: Lord Dacishu King, can you explain it to us after the second creation is completed?

Great Compassionate Tree King: Well...

Qi Fu: Ahem, you will know it when you need to know it, otherwise someone will go crazy.

Ying: Who wants to go crazy?

Funina: ????

Navia: ???

At the same time, another place

Someone named Fu is going crazy

"What are these? I'm just a follower of Egolia. Why are you putting Egolia's achievements on me? Even though it's almost the same now."

"But why do you have to create a second version of this?"

"Do the people of Fontaine want to know the truth of the matter?"

Fukaros knelt on the ground and pounded the ground.

The video continues even though someone is already a little angry.

The "Funina" in the video was worried for a long time before she suddenly came up with an idea.

"Oh right, I can go find the Great Compassion Tree King. She is the guardian of the World Tree and has the memories of the entire world of Teyvat. There must be a way to find her!"

After "Funina" said this, she immediately stood up from the throne and ran.

And in the group

Great Compassionate Tree King: ???

King of the Great Compassionate Tree: No, how does this involve me?

Qi Fu: This is called being shot even when lying down

Ying: Hahaha, I got shot even when I was lying down

Wendy: Fun

Nashida: I have to remember this metaphor: I got shot even when I was lying down.

Great Kindness Tree King: …………

Daci Tree King: Now, I don’t quite understand this secondary creation. Who is it trying to persecute?

Yaesuga: Hahahaha, this is so funny.

Several people in the group burst into laughter, but in the video, "Funina" had already entered Xumi and found the Great Compassion Tree King.

This King of Great Compassion Trees is just as beautiful as the ones we all see, but for some reason there is a hint of "wisdom" in its eyes.

"What? You want to ask me about human childbirth?" When the Great Ci Tree King heard "Funina" ask the question, he was stunned at first, and then fell into a state of confusion.

"What...what do you mean? Fucaros, why are you asking me such a weird question?" asked the Great Ci Tree King in confusion.

"Oh, that's right, it's those of mine..." Then "Funina" leaned close to the ear of the Great Mercy Tree King and began to tell him in detail.

In the group:

Funina: I see. That’s what I was thinking. Why is it a little different?

At this time, Funina breathed a sigh of relief. She said that she seemed a little strange in the video. It turned out to be Fukaros, not her...

That Villette: What's different?

Paimon: Yeah, what’s different?

Funina: Hahaha, it's okay, it's okay, let me show you some fun, hahahahaha

Keqing: How come... I suddenly feel so relaxed?

Navia: Yes, it feels weird.

Funina: It's okay, everyone, just leave me alone and keep watching! Hehehe!

Great Kindness Tree King: …………

Although Funina's sudden opening attracted the attention of some people, they were still attracted by the secondary creation video.

In the video, after Fucaros and the Great Tree King finished their whispered conversation, the Great Tree King finally understood the meaning of what Fucaros had said to him.

"So you are helping your followers to transform into humans, but you don't know how humans give birth to children, especially the various details involved in making a child, so you came to ask me," the Great Compassionate Tree King said with sudden enlightenment.

"Yes, yes, yes, so King of the Great Compassionate Tree, do you have any ideas?" Fucaros nodded excitedly.

"Well, you can find out by observing how humans create children." The Great Compassionate Tree King said speechlessly.

"Hey, King of the Great Tree, do you think that a god like me can really do these things?" Fucaros said with his eyes wide open.

"Ugh!" The Great Ci Tree King imagined Fucaros hiding in a couple's house and watching them make a baby. It was an unsightly sight no matter how he thought about it.

At the same time, the video also shows a Q-version image of Fukalos hiding in a cabinet in a room, peeking at a safe scene of two Q-version images of a man and a woman pouting and kissing each other.

"Then, how about you go and see other creatures? Like kittens and puppies?" The Great Tree King scratched his head.

"Am I a pervert? And can kittens and puppies be the same as humans?" Fucaros shouted excitedly with his fists clenched.

"Then what do you want to do?" The Great Ci Tree King was speechless.

"This...well, this, actually I think the first method you mentioned seems to be good too!" Fucaros said shyly with a red face.

"Then just go!" The Great Compassion Tree King was even more speechless.

"Then I want you to come with me!"

"What...what..." The Great Tree King was completely confused by Fucaros' words.

"It's too embarrassing to watch it alone, and I can't make up my mind. So if two people watch it, don't you think you'll have more courage? And although you know it yourself, you haven't seen it with your own eyes," Fucaros said seriously.

“Uh…” The Great Compassion Tree King’s eyes turned slightly “wisely”.

"It seems... makes sense!" But soon her face turned red.

…………

In the group:

Zhongli: It’s outrageous!

Furninna: …………

Great Kindness Tree King: …………

Qi Fu: I can’t hold it anymore, and there are still details, hahahahahaha

Ningguang: Two goddesses go to peek at the human race's reproduction. This secondary creation is really...

Keqing: Too amazing!

Ying: @Funingna, do you still think it’s fun now?

Funina: Of course... of course, you can't take the second creation seriously, I still want to laugh, hahahahahaha

Paimon: Is she just forcing herself?

Sitrari: Absolutely.

Great Kindness Tree King: …………

Nashida: …………

Columbia: Actually... we went together.

When everyone heard Columbia's words, they laughed and saw the video screen change. At this time, the two goddesses sneaked into a human village somewhere in Xumi.

After observing for a while, they immediately noticed a man and a woman in a farmland somewhere in the village.

"Looking at the way they wipe each other's sweat while working, they are definitely a couple. Let's pick them!" said the Great Compassion Tree King, staring at the couple.

"No, that man looks too rough, I can't stand it." However, Fucaros shook his head.

"Huh, I was just peeking at that, why did you pick it?" The Great Ci Tree King said speechlessly.

"Since you can see a handsome guy's body, would you choose an ugly one?" Fucaros looked at the Great Tree King seriously.

The Great Compassionate Tree King thought about it and felt that it did make some sense.

"Okay, then pick something nice!"

In this way, the two goddesses began to choose in Xumi.

"This one is better than that one! Follow him first."

After following for a while

"Ah, why is he such a bad guy? Let's beat him up first."

…………

"Oh, this, this..."

After following for a while

"Hey, why are you such a sissy? I'll beat you up first..."

…………

"Tree King, Tree King, this, this, this is really handsome"

Followed for a while

"Ugh, this guy is actually a scumbag who cheats on girls. Kill him!"

…………

"Tree King, this, this..."

After following for a while

"Uh, you didn't get married, let's find someone else."

In this way, the two goddesses traveled all over Xumi City but couldn't find a suitable one.

"Fukaros, could you please decide sooner? It's not that you're not handsome enough, or you dislike that guy's character, or you think the girl isn't very pretty, or there are other reasons. Are you studying how humans create children, or are you choosing a partner for yourself?"

After walking almost all over Sumeru, the Great Compassion Tree King finally couldn't bear it anymore. She had walked too much during this period of time and almost walked all over Sumeru.

"Well, you have to be able to see it!" Fucaros said faintly, "Besides, when I said it, you obviously thought the same thing."

"Okay, okay, the one ahead is the last inhabited place in Xumi. If you don't like it this time, I don't want to see it anymore." The Great Compassionate Tree King's face turned slightly red when he said this.

"Okay!" So the two gods walked towards the small fishing village ahead.

Not long after they walked over, they saw a red-haired woman wearing simple cloth clothes.

"Oh, Tree King, look, there is such a lovely girl in such a small fishing village. I wonder if she is married?" Fucaros pointed at the girl.

"Then let's follow her and see for ourselves." The Great Tree King took a look and found that she was indeed very cute. It was indeed rare to have such a cute girl in such a small fishing village.

So, the two of them secretly followed them, and as they caught up, they also discovered something that surprised them.

"Wow, what a handsome human! He is much more handsome than the men we have seen before." Fucaros' eyes sparkled.

"Well, I was also surprised, and he and the red-haired girl happen to be husband and wife." The Great Ci Tree King also looked surprised.

"That's them, now we just have to wait until nighttime," Fucaros said firmly.

Great Compassionate Tree King: “Yes.”

In this way, the two goddesses finally decided on their observation candidates.

In the group:

Kaeya: I don’t want to say anything more. Last time, the little King of Grass turned evil because he was peeping at Qi Fu and Ni Lu, and this time it’s the same. Is Ni Lu destined to be peeped at?

Nero: …………

Yaesuga: Not only that, there was also a role for the Water God last time, and it’s still the same this time.

Qi Fu: Oh, there's nothing I can do. He's too handsome. He looks like the protagonist! Someone else might not be able to handle this.

Ying: How can a fisherman who is just there for show be the protagonist?

Xitela Li: Yes, so shameless

Yae Kamiko: Wait, fisherman!

Yaejinko: Ahahahaha, this is absolutely amazing, hahahaha

Coral Palace Heart Sea: …………

Kamisato Ayaka: ???

When everyone was wondering why Yae Shinko laughed, the video screen turned dark.

At this time, after the two gods waited carefully, they finally got the chance.

In the video, Qi Fu and Ni Lu looked at each other lovingly after finishing dinner and clearing the table, and then hugged each other.

Then, the video screen turned to the outside of Qi Fu and Ni Lu's house. Two figures were leaning against the wall, waiting with a pair of big eyes staring at the movements inside the house.

Although the people watching the video couldn't hear any sound, as the situation in the room changed, the two pairs of eyes grew bigger and bigger, and even their red faces could be seen clearly in the dark. Finally, due to some changes in the room, the two goddesses fainted on the ground out of shame at some point.

The video screen turned black and a line of words appeared.

The next day, the industrious young fisherman got up and prepared to go out fishing, but at this time

The video screen lights up

As soon as the industrious young fisherman walked out the door, he saw two goddesses lying outside his door.

Looking at the two goddesses, the hardworking young fisherman was startled at first, then he said something.

"The sea has given me two more wives?"

After the words were spoken, the video went dark again and a line of words appeared.

"According to unofficial historical records, not long after, Hua Ling and Lanna Luo were born. As for the water spirits in Fontaine who were waiting to become human, because the water god did not want to give them important things, there was a prophecy that the people of Fontaine would dissolve in the water."

"Ding, today's short play "How to Create a Child" ends."

After the completion of the second creation

The group quieted down for a moment.

In the group:

Qi Fu: It’s a bit short, but I still want to say this: this unofficial history…

Qi Fu: Zhenye...

Paimon: If I hadn't already met Lanaro and Hua Ling, I would have believed it.

Ying: It's so wild, really

Linny: However, there is also a mention of the prophecy of the melting of the people of Fontainebleau. What is the real meaning of this unofficial history?

Elhaisen: Could it be that the Fontaine people are actually water elves?

Kavi: How can it be so outrageous? What you said is even more outrageous than unofficial history.

Furninna: That’s right, how could a water elf turn into a human?

Navia: However, what is certain is that today's second creation does contain something in it, and there are hints at the real prophecy.

Navia: @Daci Tree King, can you help us solve this problem?

Great Kindness Tree King: …………

King of the Great Mercy Tree: Hey, isn't Qi Fu going to help you? Why are you in such a hurry? Navia, just listen to him and wait.

Navia: …………