Original God, I, a god, was madly recreated by the system

In the video, after Qi Fu stole Keqing's underwear, he walked away. Soon he saw Xiangling from Wanmin Hall again, and kept looking at her.

in the group

Xiangling: Oh, are my underwear going to be stolen too?

Hu Tao: Don't worry, Xiangling, it's just a video, and nothing is revealed.

Qi Fu: That’s right, it’s obvious that this damn system won’t show any welfare scenes. It just does these things to retaliate against me and ruin my reputation.

Xiangling: I know this, but I still feel a little shy.

Xingqiu: Hu Tao is really easygoing.

Yan Fei: If Hu Tao can't let go of it, she is not Hu Tao anymore.

Just when everyone thought that Qi Fu in the video was going to attack Xiang Ling, Qi Fu hooked it and a plate of fried rice appeared in his hand.

Then Qi Fu took out his chopsticks and took two big bites: "Wuhu, it tastes really good."

So Qi Fu turned around and left with the fried rice!

in the group

Xiangling: ………

Hu Tao: Hahaha, Xiangling is not liked either.

Xiangling: ………

Navia: I feel that silence at this moment is the best answer for Miss Xiangling.

Malani: Isn't that good? No more burglary, less damage.

Yaesugi: No, no, no, Marani, didn’t you notice what Qi Fu said at the beginning of the video?

Yae Kamiko: He said that not all wild chickens and dogs are worthy of his attention, which means that he only steals top-notch beauties. What does it mean that even if he sees them, they are not stolen?

Malani: Ugh! Is that so?

Tartaglia: I'm speechless. You women actually take being stolen as a confirmation of your appearance?

Lisa: There is a saying in Liyue that women dress up to please themselves. This is an affirmation, so of course I have to care about it.

Ningguang: This is indeed the truth.

Qi Fu: In reality, I wouldn’t explain it so clearly. Even if I could arrange it, I wouldn’t say it. It would offend people! Actually, Xiangling, oh, forget it! I won’t say it anymore.

Xiangling: What is it? Tell me!

Qi Fu: I won’t tell you, it’s too offensive.

Xiangling: You offended me if you didn't tell me.

Qi Fu: It would be more offensive if I said it

Xiangling: ………

Beidou: Hahaha, brother Qi Fu has a bright mind!

While everyone was laughing in the group, the video changed again. At some point, Qi Fu walked to the gambling stone shop on the street.

At this time, there were two men standing next to the shop, and because of these two men, there was another fluctuation in the group.

Tartaglia: Alas, it's me and Mr. Zhongli!

Zhongli: …………

Hu Tao: Zhongli, are you gambling on stones again?

Zhongli: Master, I am in the store right now, I have not been anywhere, you can’t take the second video seriously.

Walnut: Okay!

Kaiya: So how long will it take for Brother Qi Fu to get into trouble?

Ying: It feels like it’s almost here. The last video ended around this time.

Keqing: So, the bastard Qi Fu wants to attack Mr. Zhongli?

Qi Fu: Sorry, Keqing, my sexual orientation is quite normal

Tartaglia: Are you guys just going to leave me alone? What if I get robbed?

Lady: Who cares about you!

Tartaglia: …………

Just when Tartaglia was speechless in the group, the video really changed

After Qi Fu watched Zhongli pick stones for a while, he saw the large purse that Tartaglia took out.

Then he left directly, and finally hooked his finger when Tartaglia paid the money and took back the purse.

In this way, Tartaglia's purse was taken away by Qi Fu.

Tartaglia: Look, look, I'll just say I was robbed, what else can you say?

Paimon: I saw it, but they just treat you as a money bag. You didn’t do anything ugly. And why did you pay for Zhongli’s gambling on stones?

Tartaglia: Uh, this!

Miss:…………

Rich man: …………

Zhongli: Wait two days for you to come to Liyue, and you will know

Paimon: Yes, is that so?

The view turned back to the video, and we saw that after Qi Fu stole Tartaglia's purse, he directly threw away the small purse stolen from Hu Tao, and he also walked towards Liyue's administrative district.

Qi Fu didn't meet any beauties along the way until he came to a pavilion and saw a girl with blue hair and horns staggering towards him with a tired look on her face. Then he widened his eyes.

"Wonderful, wonderful, wonderful!" Three consecutive words of wonderful showed how satisfied Qi Fu was now.

However, Qi Fu did not immediately use his amazing stealing skills. Instead, he walked over and deliberately bumped into the blue-haired girl while she was staggering.

Suddenly the girl's fatigue was relieved a little.

After realizing that she had accidentally bumped into someone, the girl immediately apologized, and Qi Fu said magnanimously that it was okay.

Soon the two sides left in this way, but at this time, Qi Fu put his hands behind his back and hooked his finger at the person behind him.

Then he raised his hand excitedly and looked at his harvest. However, this sight made him open his eyes wide in shock, and he saw that he had a piece of intact clothes in his hand.

Looking back suddenly, he opened his mouth in shock.

Then, the next second, he was frozen into an ice sculpture.

Then the scene changed, and Qi Fu was already in the Liyue prison with a depressed look on his face.

In the group:

Kaiya: Damn it, hahaha, in the end I accidentally stripped off all the girl’s clothes, damn it!

Ying: Good death, why don’t you celebrate?

Wendy: Wuhu! Celebrate!

Tartaglia: As the Liyue proverb goes, people sometimes stumble, even horses sometimes stumble. This incident tells us that no matter how powerful something is, it will always go wrong one day.

Qi Fu: Well, do you think there is a possibility that it wasn't my fault, but...

Qi Fu: Forget it, I won’t say anything. It’s hard to say.

Navia: The system still has some conscience. It really didn't show the scene of that girl losing her composure.

Qi Fu: I said it didn’t have the guts

System: Are you kidding me? The meanings of a prank and a real one are completely different. If that's the case, how can I...

Qi Fu: What else can I do?

System: Uh, nothing much. Today’s secondary creation ends here. See you tomorrow.

Qi Fu: Tsk, coward

Yaejinko: Hehehe, I wonder if someone will be disappointed, why is the video not real?

Qi Fu: @Yae Shenzi, I can hear the hidden meaning in your words. Don't worry, I don't think that way.

Yaejinko: Really? Do you want me to go to Haizhi Island now so we can play the mind communication game?

Qi Fu: Damn, okay, I admit that I am a little disappointed, but @Ganyu

Qi Fu: Oh, forget it, I won’t say anymore

Ganyu: …………

Keqing: Ganyu, are you okay?

Ganyu: Wow, I just feel a little embarrassed

Keqing: It’s okay, I also scratched my butt in the video

Ganyu: But that was just a mosquito bite, right?

Keqing:…………

Qi Fu: It’s nothing, I am the creator of this dog system, not you, but I still want to say something

Qi Fu: @System, you damn system, this is your revenge? Is there no other way besides putting me in jail? Aside from the one with Barbara, which was quite interesting, the next one was completely boring!

Ying: That’s right, is there nothing else besides putting Qi Fu in jail?

Kaiya: 6. As expected of Qi Fu, he continues to provoke.

Wendy: Are you really not afraid of being killed?

Qi Fu: System, are you there? Say something. If you don’t say it, I will say it.

Qi Fu: Looking at your system, it's actually quite poor. You're even selling these tonic pills and clothes. Instead of this, you might as well open a platform that allows free trade across the entire Teyvat continent. You can just charge a small handling fee yourself, and then you can pocket a lot of Mora, right?

Qi Fu: Moreover, in this way, you can do something good for Teyvat and reduce the number of treasure thieves and robbers all over the world.

Qi Fu: @System, just tell me, are you making money this way? Are others satisfied with you? Are they grateful to you?

At this time, when Coral Palace Xinhai saw Qi Fu say these words, she immediately laughed. Sure enough, Qi Fu started to act according to the idea he had told her yesterday.