In his later years, he was backstabbed by his third wife, and he awakened the Wei Xiaobao system
Chapter 153 Hard Control Skills!
"Oh my, what's wrong with you cultivators from the Great Chu Kingdom? Don't you pay attention to the occasion?"
"There are so many people here, just fart here."
"You are a Nascent Soul cultivator after all. Your words and actions represent the reputation of your Great Chu State. If you want to fart, at least fly far away."
Li Qingfeng covered his mouth and nose with a look of disdain and said with great disgust.
When the cultivators from Dayu Kingdom and Zixia Sect heard his words, the corners of their mouths twitched and they couldn't help laughing.
Meng Lianyu almost couldn't hold back her laughter.
The cultivators of the Great Chu State all looked at the old woman in black with disgust.
The old woman in black looked embarrassed and wanted to explain.
But the feeling of it about to erupt left the old woman in black no room to explain.
I couldn't hold back that fart just now.
Now it’s even more difficult.
She didn't even dare to bet whether it was a fart or something else.
The old woman in black quickly flew towards the distant hill.
Extremely fast.
Arrive in the blink of an eye.
It disappeared into the hilltop almost in an instant, and then there was a loud crackling sound.
At this moment, everyone except Li Qingfeng was confused.
what's the situation?
How could a Nascent Soul cultivator from the mighty Chu State actually have diarrhea at this time?
Is this still a Nascent Soul cultivator?
Even for cultivators who have established their foundation, they have already cut off the cycle of the five grains and no longer need to rely on the body's instincts for excretion.
As long as the spiritual energy circulates through the body for one cycle, it can remove all kinds of impurities in the body.
Not to mention the Nascent Soul cultivators.
The physical body has long reached the level of pure transparency, and even impurities are difficult to produce, let alone such outrageous things as diarrhea.
But now.
The old woman in black really did have diarrhea.
And it happened in front of everyone. First he let out a loud and smelly fart, and then he almost pooped in his trouser pocket.
Gui Hai Wu Chen's face looked grim. He really couldn't believe that such a thing would happen to the people he brought with him.
What a shame!
So embarrassing!
It's ridiculous!
Gui Hai Wu Chen wanted to pretend that he didn't know the old woman in black.
Because of this incident, the originally solemn atmosphere suddenly disappeared.
The monks from the Dayu Kingdom and the Zixia Sect were all forcing smiles.
The cultivators from the Great Chu State were all speechless.
The atmosphere at the moment made them feel ashamed no matter what they said.
"Um, why aren't you guys saying anything? Do we have to keep waiting like this?"
Li Qingfeng deliberately asked Gui Hai Wuchen and others.
Gui Hai Wu Chen was proud of his status and ignored Li Qingfeng.
The gray-robed elder beside him looked at Qi Yuanshan behind Li Qingfeng and said, "Fellow Daoist Qi, do you really want a Jindan cultivator like this to be your representative?"
Qi Yuanshan smiled slightly.
"Of course, he is not only the representative of my Great Yu Kingdom, but also the direct disciple of the former leader of my Luoyun Sect, and the senior brother of the current leader of my Luoyun Sect."
"His words can represent our Luoyun Sect, and even more so, our Great Yu Nation!"
The people of the Great Chu State were even more surprised.
This Li Qingfeng is so powerful?
The old man in gray did not give up and stared at Li Qingfeng.
"But I just can't see how he has the qualifications to represent the Great Yu Kingdom in the Six Dynasties Conference."
Li Qingfeng smiled and stared at the old man in gray.
next moment.
The gray-robed old man's expression changed drastically.
He just felt his stomach bloating up and his anus was constantly being hit by strong forces.
"How can I..."
The old man in gray couldn't believe it and took a deep breath.
However, he did not expect that this would make his back garden even more difficult to guard.
puff! ! !
A burst of loud farts erupted, making everyone step back.
The cultivators from the Great Chu State had no way to hide and were all fuming.
"Feel sorry!"
The old man in gray was extremely embarrassed, but he could only fly hurriedly to another hill.
He couldn't hold it in any longer.
I feel that if I am just a little later I will be able to fly freely in the sky.
When they reached the top of the mountain, the figure of the old man in gray disappeared, and only a burst of violent crackling sounds could be heard.
At this moment, the same sound was heard from the two hills.
Puff puff puff puff! ! !
One after another.
Compliment each other!
It has quite a rhythm.
It feels like you finish your performance and then I take the stage.
"How is this going?"
Two people in succession did the same, and Gui Hai Wu Chen and the others felt that something was quite wrong.
It is impossible for such a thing to happen to a Nascent Soul cultivator, and it is even more impossible for two people to do so in succession.
There must be something wrong!
"I'm asking, what did you cultivators from the Great Chu Nation eat before you came out? You have a stomachache, and you're running here to have diarrhea."
Li Qingfeng said with dissatisfaction.
"You guys from the Great Chu Kingdom didn't deliberately go to the hills near Zixia Sect to have diarrhea, did you?"
After these words were spoken, Gui Hai Wu Chen and the others were almost vomiting blood in anger.
The corner of Meng Lianyu's mouth twitched.
While the others were confused, they also felt that this scene was quite outrageous.
"Could it be him?"
Gui Hai Wu Chen suddenly stared at Li Qingfeng.
I immediately suspected that it was related to Li Qingfeng.
However, despite his suspicions, Gui Hai Wu Chen still had no idea what methods Li Qingfeng had used.
We can only wait and see.
after awhile.
The old woman in black and the old man in gray came back one after another.
Both of them looked a little exhausted.
It looks like it was pulled quite hard.
When the two came back, they were extremely embarrassed and couldn't even raise their heads. Their previous strong and arrogant appearance was completely gone.
no way.
They are all Nascent Soul cultivators, but they made such a big fool of themselves here. It can be said to be a stain on their lives.
I'm afraid it will become an unforgettable demon in the hearts of both of them in the future.
But it's not over yet!
The two had just returned here and before they had time to talk, their stomachs started rumbling again.
"not good!"
The two of them thought something was wrong and quickly flew back to the top of the mountain they had just been to.
There was another crackling sound.
This time, everyone was completely unable to hold back.
"Hahahaha!"
“That’s totally unheard of!”
"He's running here to have diarrhea!"
......
Although I knew I shouldn't laugh too much, the scene was just too funny.
I can't hold it at all!
Looking at Gui Hai Wu Chen and the others, their faces were as ugly as they could be.
I was so angry that I couldn't speak.
Li Qingfeng never expected that this skill of making anyone he pointed at have diarrhea was so effective that even a cultivator in the Nascent Soul stage could not resist it.
Once an attack occurs, there is no way to suppress or resolve it by yourself.
I have to go to have diarrhea.
Who says this skill is lame and useless? This skill is awesome!
It's simply a hard control skill!
"Fellow Daoist Gui Hai, since you Great Chu cultivators want to come in together, it's not impossible."
"But in the current situation, what if the cultivators from your Great Chu State go in and start messing around in Sect Master Meng's territory?"
"Isn't this a bad idea?"
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