Quick travel: repaying a favor or taking revenge, the mission has the final say

Looking at the four faces sitting around the round table, all asking for scientific advice, Gu Yun organized his words and said:

"My first blind date was with the nephew of an aunt in my neighborhood. As you know, my mom has recently gotten into square dancing, and we met while square dancing. She said she wanted to introduce her nephew to me, so I went! I don't know why, but they insisted on meeting at KFC. When my mom and I arrived, we saw five people in a corner, and one of them waved at my mom. When we walked over, we saw five drinks on the table. Even with my sharp eyes, I could tell right away: four were milk and one was coffee."

"Come in quickly!" The second brother was dissatisfied with Gu Yun's nagging.

"Ahem, the matchmakers introduced each other, and then the man said that his mother had a hard time raising him and his sister. After they get married, they have to be filial to her, give their salary to her, and rush to do the laundry, cooking, and mopping the floor. Also, his ex-girlfriend was unfilial, she talked back to his mother and went against her, so he didn't want her. She was too unfilial!"

"Fuck, a mama's boy?"

"No, no, no! He's a filial son!"

"Everyone, stop talking and let Yun finish!"

"Then we talked about being filial to my mom for half an hour. When we were finally leaving, we added each other on WeChat and said our names. As we stood up to end the blind date, I suddenly felt awkward!"

"what happened?"

"That guy only reaches my shoulders when he stands up! That auntie said her nephew was 1.75 meters tall! I estimated it by eye, and I think I should remove the number 7, so it's only 1.5 meters!" Gu Yun said, comparing himself to his shoulders and stuffing another shrimp into his mouth. The other girls were laughing so hard that they were bent over, and even the second girl was grinning.

"A few days later, that man asked me out again!" Gu Yun cleared his throat and began to play two roles.

Man: Why did you answer the call just now?

Me: Oh, I just heard that!

M: Let’s go out for dinner tonight!

Me: Ah, I don’t think I have time today. How about another day?

M: Tomorrow then!

Me: Yeah, okay.

M: Where shall we eat?

Me: Let’s go eat at XXX.

M: That’s the city center. There’s traffic jam there after get off work, so I’d better go to XX to eat.

Me: ...Okay. What time and where should we meet tomorrow?

M: Do you have a car?

Me: No.

Man: Forget it, I’ll get off work early and come pick you up!

Me: I can take a taxi here, just give me the detailed address.

M: It's okay, it's my own company, so it's okay to leave work early! I'll pick you up at the gate of the community at 4:30!

Me: Okay! See you tomorrow!

Gu Yun drank some juice and then regained his composure.

"He came to pick me up the next day. His so-called early departure time was 6 p.m., and he said he would pick me up at 4:30. By the time he picked me up, it was already 7 p.m. I thought it was wise for me to have dinner at home and wait for his call before leaving."

"Oh my god, that's amazing! I thought being late was only for girls!"

"I watched it from a neutral position. Apart from the part about being filial to his mother, which was a bit excessive, the rest was okay. Not particularly weird!"

"I'm not done yet!"

Gu Yun moved his body to make himself more comfortable.

"It was fine during the meal, and they were all quite polite. After we finished, he asked if I was done. I said 'yes', and he said he was going to the bathroom. I sat down and waited for him to come out, but he didn't come out after a long time. The waiter was right next to me, so I felt a little embarrassed, so I stood up to pick up the bill and paid for it. As soon as I paid, the man came out as if he had opened his eyes and asked for an invoice."

……

The other four beautiful girls in the private room looked at Gu Yun in surprise.

"After he finished issuing the invoice, he said he lived nearby and asked if I wanted to visit. I smiled on the outside, but inside I refused like a fool. Then he asked if we wanted to go to the movies, and I refused again! Are you kidding me? This guy even tried to make advances while he was talking, and I was so stupid I agreed. I ignored him, called a taxi, and left. I even blocked his WeChat account."

"Wow, this is a pervert using blind dates as an excuse to act like a hooligan!"

"Yeah, and you know what's the most disgusting thing?! I didn't even tell my mom, but the guy's aunt said I looked down on her nephew, that I had no manners, that I just walked away after dinner, and that she disliked her nephew because he was short, old, and not good-looking... Then my mom called me, and I told her directly that the guy was trying to be a hooligan and that his aunt was a pimp!"

"Ah, what did Auntie say?"

Gu Yun said proudly, "At first, my mother didn't believe that aunt was that kind of person. So I analyzed it for her. Her nephew is 38 years old and seems to have a good relationship with her family. Otherwise, she wouldn't introduce her nephew to any potential partners. How could she not know her nephew well? Maybe they're not really aunt and nephew at all!"

"Extreme fear!"

"Then the second one is also a relative of my aunt's who my mother met while dancing square dance." Gu Yun rolled his eyes.

"Haha, baby, could it be that these were introduced to you by your aunt's square dance friends?" asked the fourth child Guan Lingzi with a smile.

"No! Just these two!" Gu Yun snatched a beef rib from the second brother's plate and continued, "That guy, my nickname is 'I won't tell you'!"

"What?"

Me: Hello!

Man: Hello!

Me: How old are you?

M: I won’t tell you!

Me: What do you do?

M: I won’t tell you!

Me: What’s your name?

M: I won’t tell you!

I:……

“There are still people like this?”

"Yeah, that's right. This is the first time I've met someone like this. He doesn't tell me anything. What's the point of a blind date?"

"Oh, I won't tell you what happened to Mr.

"Oh!" Gu Yun sighed heavily again.

"Then he kept asking the waiter how much a pot of tea cost? 288. How much a cup of tea? 128. Then he said forget it, a glass of boiled water, and then asked me what I wanted to drink? Please! He asked me what I wanted to drink in the teahouse, and he finally asked for a glass of boiled water. I'm not the kind of person who doesn't understand. I just said no, let's go for a walk outside. Who knew we would really walk around half the city! Finally, it got dark, and I said I wanted to go home for dinner. He just said goodbye to me. I suddenly felt like crying. How stupid must I be to say I wanted to go home for dinner after it got dark? Wouldn't it have been better if I had said it earlier?!"

"Ha ha!"

"Still laughing! You don't know how I felt like my legs weren't my own! Tired as a dog can't even describe how I felt at the time!"

"Didn't the aunt who introduced him give any information about him?"

"I told my mom he was a relative's kid, a network administrator, 29 years old, two years younger than me. I should have told her his name, but she's such a quick-forgettable person, she didn't remember it, so I don't know either!"

"And then, and then!"