Feed the interstellar netizens, hand over the warships to the country to make a fortune

The group did not arrive at the destination directly, but went to their contact point, picked up two second-hand cars, and set off pretending to be a performing troupe.

As the only girl in the team, Xie Yuci easily attracted other people's attention, not to mention that her face was internationally certified.

Huang Guangyao bought a bunch of cosmetics at the market, and a group of people watched her put on makeup.

"Hey, your eyes should be painted purple... Yes, that's the color... They look pretty good after you paint them. Forget it, let Lin Dongliang paint them for you."

Huang Guangyao gave instructions for a long time, and seeing Xie Yuci transform from a cold and stunning beauty into a cold and noble gorgeous woman, he wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and asked Lin Dongliang to take action.

Xie Yuci was busy for half a day, then looked up speechlessly: "..."

She was about to lose her temper, but when she saw that they all nodded in agreement with Huang Guangyao, it was obvious that her makeup was not up to standard. She had no choice but to swallow her temper, throw away the things in her hands, and let Lin Dongliang help her with her makeup.

Liao Fang, the only one with a normal mind in the crowd, was confused: "Why let Brother Lin draw? Brother Lin has learned it before?"

He looked at Lin Dongliang, who couldn't even fart with his mouth, and found it really hard to imagine that he could put on makeup.

"I've learned it." Huang Guangyao nodded and blurted out, "He puts makeup on the dead, and his technique is quite good."

"..."

Liao Fang was shocked for a moment and stared at Xie Yuci: "Sister, are you really letting Brother Lin become like this?"

Xie Yuci: "..."

"Don't get in the way, kid. If he has good skills, can he be made to transform?" Huang Guangyao glared at him.

What they wanted was not makeup technology, but uglier technology to cover up Xie and Ci's original appearance.

"..."

Seeing Liao Fang looking at him with eyes that looked at someone dirty, Lin Dongliang could no longer hold back and said, "Don't listen to his nonsense. What's he talking about? He's making up the dead. That's when we're practicing for an ambush, and they don't do it well, so the task of making them up falls on me."

"..."

A group of people were chattering, some were giving advice, some were giving instructions, some were executing the plan, and finally they successfully put on makeup for Xie Yuci.

Everyone thought it was a success, but another problem arose.

"Isn't it a bit too creepy to go out so late at night?" This time, not to mention Liao Fang's protest, Chu Yun felt that something was wrong.

Liao Fang: “…”

He sighed in frustration.

I just objected. Who said that this kind of makeup suits my temperament?

What kind of temperament does it suit?

Does it fit the temperament of the underworld?

Create the character of a female ghost who seeks revenge?

The others stroked their chins in thought, trying to figure out what was missing.

Finally, Huang Guangyao slapped his forehead, raised his index finger and said, "I know, the girl's complexion is too bad, use lipstick to improve her complexion!"

Everyone nodded in agreement and began to search their pockets for lipstick.

They don't know how to put on makeup, so they just bought one color when they went out shopping. Because they don't know much, they think all lipsticks are bright red, so they bought a bright red color.

Huang Guangyao quickly found the lipstick and handed it to Xie Yuci to apply it herself.

Chu Yun on the side handed over a mirror.

Xie Yuci took the lipstick and the mirror, tossed her long hair aside, and was about to wipe it when she looked at herself in the mirror. Her hands froze and she became motionless.

"What's wrong?" Huang Guangyao saw her rolling her eyes at them, looking at the mirror in confusion, and then asked in confusion, "Isn't this makeup quite successful? Not to mention abroad, even your die-hard online fans in China wouldn't recognize you face to face."

Xie Yuci: "..."

She turned her head silently, looked at the bright red lipstick in her hand, raised her wrist, and applied it to her lips little by little. The moment she raised her face, her eyes were sinister, her face was so pale that no facial features could be seen, and her bright red lips let out a squeaking laugh.

"Ah!" Huang Guangyao and Chu Yun were closest to him and were the first to scream.

Liao Fang was knocked to the ground and looked up in confusion, just in time to see Xie Yuci looking at them with a sullen face and resentment.

It looks like a vengeful ghost crawling out of hell.

He covered his eyes in a state of utter misery, but he almost couldn't hold back his laughter.

Ha... uh... after putting on lipstick, I look more like a female ghost.

Huang Guangyao and Chu Yun calmed down, and were somewhat afraid to look at Xie Yuci, so they asked her to take a tissue and quickly wipe off the lipstick.

But Xie Yuci was rebellious and refused to move.

Everyone: "..."

Liao Fang managed to suppress his smile with great difficulty and spread his hands helplessly. His sister Ci also had a temper.

In the end, the group had no choice but to follow Xie Yuci, who was dressed as a female ghost, out to eat.

Before Xie Yuci went out, she changed into a white long dress, let her long hair down, and a chilling aura of gloom and coldness filled the area within ten meters around her.

Huang Guangyao, Chu Yun and Lin Dongliang hesitated several times and wanted to talk to her, but she turned her head and stared at them and smiled.

Huang Guangyao, Chu Yun, and Lin Dongliang quickly glanced over: "..."

They were quite worried about her mental state, and she punched him with her pink fist.

They don’t want to help netizens test whether they can save their four wisdom teeth.

This time, the eight of us ate at a roadside stall. I don’t know if it was because we were unlucky or because we didn’t spend enough money, but the food was even worse than the food at the food stall we ate at last time.

Xie Yuci poked at the food in the bowl with chopsticks, but couldn't eat a single bite for a long time.

Liao Fang took out the instant noodles he had prepared in advance and made two large bowls for her.

I originally wanted to persuade her to eat some staple food, otherwise she would not be able to bear it at night. But now, looking at the two large buckets of instant noodles, various intestines, braised eggs and other ingredients in front of her, I silently closed my mouth.

Xie Yuci gulped down the noodles and quickly finished the two buckets. His originally cold and stoic face, because of the pale makeup, revealed a dead and resentful aura that was creepy no matter how he looked at it.

Huang Guangyao and Chu Yun looked up several times, then lowered their eyes silently, with an expression of anger but not daring to speak.

Lin Dongliang, on the other hand, was very satisfied with his work. During the rehearsal, the instructor said that he had a talent for makeup, and it turned out to be true.

Apart from anything else, the funeral makeup is pretty good, and it’s not as realistic as in TV dramas.

If he were to lie in the coffin, someone who didn't know would think that the seventh day had just passed.

Yang Hu and the others still had poker faces, but occasionally they couldn't help but glance at Xie Yuci, and then ate in silence.

Liao Fangze kept his head down the whole time. He was a little puzzled as to how they managed not to laugh.

He couldn't help it.

Their destination was the next county, which was said to be a very poor and remote place. They had not officially set foot on the land tonight, so everyone was in a relatively relaxed mood. Several of them strolled around the streets, trying to see if they could get any news about the next county.

Xie Yuci walked in front of the others. Many people took detours when they saw them. Gradually, Xie Yuci fell to the end, but he scared away a group of people.

"..."

Because they are neighboring countries, they share many cultural similarities, including the image of ghosts.

Even though people knew Xie Yuci was not a real female ghost, they would avoid her for fear of being contaminated by her bad luck.