"Pepe, get on board!"

After connecting with my good sister via voice, I sat in front of the computer in the summer and opened the game client.

To avoid looking too bad in Friday's duo queue, she first played games with Pepe. Starting with the AI, getting familiar with the skills, maps, and markers, you always have to be prepared; you can't be completely clueless.

Jiang Peipei: "Here I come, what ID do you want?"

"I'm still thinking."

"How about we come up with a couple name?"

"can."

"Pepe's Xia Xia, Xia Xia's Pepe."

"..." Sheng Xia Li: "Such a strong lesbian atmosphere."

"Then my name is Drawing Pepe." Homophonic: Drawing baby.

In the middle of summer, it suddenly came out: "Summer hunk."

"Pfft—what the hell, how could you come up with a name like that?"

"I'll pick a masculine ID. That way, if I screw someone over, they'll just call me a loser instead of dragging the conversation elsewhere."

Jiang Peipei thought it made sense, but said, "Don't be afraid, I've called someone to take us."

"Who?"

Three people were added in by voice.

Wei Xun, Wei Yi, and Xie Yuanbai.

In the middle of summer: “…” I suddenly don’t want to play anymore.

Privately, I opened Pepe's chat box and said, "I don't want to play with the three of them."

'? ? ? '

Pepe asked: "Why? I asked, and they all three have played this game before, and they have ranks. They are more than capable of leading two newbies like us to victory."

In the height of summer: ...

To be honest, Xie Yuanbai almost bumped into her and made her teeth bleed a few days ago. Wei Jing or someone else, she couldn't remember who it was, behaved rudely towards her in the haunted house, and she wanted to throw her hands away at that time.

How can I continue playing if I haven’t even let out my anger?

From her silence, Jiang Peipei reacted: "Sorry! I forgot that the twins had done something bad to you. I was so focused on ordering them around that I forgot you hated them. So, should I tell them to get out now?"

"...Forget it, let's get familiar with the game first and then play when I'm ready. But I don't want to talk in the voice chat."

'OK, don't be mad at me, Bobo.'

'=3='

All five of them had their IDs. Jiang Peipei opened a room, added her friends, and invited everyone in.

"Sister, why aren't you talking?" Wei Yi glanced through several IDs and knew what he wanted: "I want a strawberry milkshake. This is my sister's ID, right? It's so cute."

Wei Xun: "Do you like strawberry milkshake? I'll buy it for you next time we meet."

The twins kept discussing the topic of 'wanting to drink strawberry milkshake'.

Finally, 'Want a Strawberry Milkshake' spoke, a speechless male voice: "What are you doing? It's me."

Xie Yuanbai went to the bathroom and when he came back and heard these things he thought it was ridiculous. Are these two people crazy?

Hahahahahahahaha!

I laughed out loud in the hot summer with the microphone turned off. I deliberately didn't type to tell them that I had recognized the wrong person. It was like watching a play, so funny!

"Then sister, you——"

Jiang Peipei's ID was obvious. Excluding Cool Guy A and Cool Guy B, the "want to drink strawberry milkshake" person proved to be Xie Yuanbai. That left only...

"Summer hunk?"

There was silence in the voice for a few seconds.

Afterwards, Wei Yi praised him forcefully: "Wow, Taikula! It's even cooler than ours."

Wei Xun was still waiting for her to speak: "Sister, say something, I want to hear your voice."

Shengxia sneered and said, "Don't even think about it."

Xie Yuanbai also turned off his microphone. Last time, he'd done something strange on impulse, and Sheng Xia Li definitely didn't want to talk to him. He didn't expect Jiang Peipei to call him. It seemed Sheng Xia Li hadn't told her about that incident.

He was still debating whether to come, but when he heard that the two annoying twins were there, he joined.

He wanted to play games with Sheng Xia Li, and even if he did something wrong, he could only try to reduce his presence.

Jiang Peipei said, "Okay, okay, I'm going to start."

After entering the game and coming to the hero selection interface, there are more than a hundred characters, which makes the two novices dizzy.

Which one should I choose?

Yu Chongyi asked her to play a supporting role, so she chose to play a supporting role.

Wei Xun: "Sister, let's go to the bottom lane. You can assist me."

Wei Yi: "Aren't you playing top lane? I'll be the AD carry, and Sister will support me."

Xie Yuanbai typed silently: I am in the AD Master rank.

"Then I'll play mid." Jiang Peipei saw that all the heroes in the mid lane were very pretty and picked one at random. "The voice acting is also very nice. Xia Xia, which one are you playing?"

I changed my mind in midsummer and didn’t want to play support anymore, so I typed: jungle.

Based on her impressions from watching live streams, junglers usually didn't need to fight anyone. As a noob, she could just stay in her own jungle and farm until the end of time.

Wei Yi, who was originally going to play AD, immediately picked a top lane hero: "Wow, sister, you play jungle, remember to help me."

Wei Xun, whose position was taken away, asked: "What do you mean? Didn't you just want to go to the bottom lane?"

Wei Yi chuckled: "I never said that the AD position is given to you, brother."

Wei Xun had no other position to choose, so he had to choose AD. He picked a newly released hero who had not been weakened yet and was very powerful.

Xie Yuanbai defaulted to the support position, but he was not willing to be Wei Xun's support, so he chose a melee who also had carry ability, who could be a support or a mid.

Next, five people entered the game.

Buy equipment, buy wards, and upgrade your skills. That's all, right?

Her teammates marked a spot on the map, indicating that she should start farming from there. The bottom lane duo would help her get the first buff, and then she would farm on her own.

Wei Xun reminded her: "If you can't defeat the wild monsters, remember to use your skills. Your skills are on the D key."

Summer Hunk: Okay.

"I still can't get used to this ID of my sister's." Wei Yi adjusted it so that only the hero's name was displayed. "Sister Pepe, is this really midsummer? You didn't just find someone to bluff us, did you?"

Jiang Peipei was diligently farming, but was attacked relentlessly by the opponent, reducing her health bar to a quarter. "What good would it do me to lie to you? If you don't believe me, just quit the game."

Wei Yi: "No, I was just kidding. I just feel a little lonely without my sister's voice."

He smiled and killed the top laner alone. At the same time, Pepe in the middle lane was also killed by the opponent.

"Damn, this is so hard! He keeps hitting me!" Jiang Peipei was very upset, "Xia Xia, help me catch him!"

Summer hunk: here we come!

But how to catch it?

Xie Yuanbai typed for her to hide in the bushes, and when she saw the opposing hero cross the middle line, she could use her skills to catch him.

In midsummer, I chose a herbivorous jungler. Q is a hard control and not a designated skill, so it must be used accurately.

She squatted in the grass and waited. The enemy mid laner crossed the line of soldiers, but at this moment, an enemy hero appeared behind her. It was the enemy jungler.

Sheng Xia Li was surrounded and died tragically in the grass a few seconds later.

Jiang Peipei huddled under the tower, covering her face: "No! My Xia Xia."

Summer Man: Bump! I was squatted?

Want to drink strawberry milkshake: ...Yes, I forgot to tell you, you should place a real ward in the grass, or open a scan to see if there are any enemy wards. If you die here, it means there are fake wards there, and they can see you.

Summer Macho: How can I fix it? Come again!

This time she was clearing the other half of the jungle and wanted to hide in another bush.

Suddenly, she had an idea. The opponent would never have thought that she would squat in the same bush twice, doing the opposite.

Summer Man: Pepe, help me see if there is an eye in the haystack on the left.

Pepe: "Wait a minute, I'll throw a real eye - no eye! Come on, we must catch him and kill him today."

Hearing this, Xia Ri Qiang Nan rushed over and said: Seduce him.

This is a bit difficult for a novice, so Pepe asked, "How do you seduce?"

Wei Xun said, "Let him hit you a few more times, pretend you can't defeat him, and run back to the tower. The lower your health, the better."

Jiang Peipei followed his instructions. "Oh, I can't win anyway, so there's no need to pretend. This is about right."

The opposing hero chased over and kept clicking on Jiang Peipei's character. At this time, a bald man emerged from the bushes - Summer Macho!

Q hits him, E spins him around, and W does continuous damage. Jiang Peipei quickly follows up with a barrage of attacks, throwing ignites and other items at him. He's dead.

The drawing Pepe killed the Just passerby!

Jiang Peipei: “Yeah!”

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